Do I give out my number that easily?
I've pretty much had a 100% success rate everytime I go for the number close on tinder lol.
Usually I just say, "what's your number, I'm taking this to text" or "on that note, let's take this to text, what's your number."
Anyways, this girl says:
her: Do I give out my number that easily?
I was thinking long and hard how to handle it and decided to go with
me: Oh are you serious? It's just a phone number. I'm not asking you for your kidney or anything like that?
I don't possibly see how this can't work lol but i'm curious how she will respond. I've been doing well on tinder with a simple opener - "I want to meet you." Getting really good responses.
Ex: 1
me: I want to meet you!
her: Doesn't everyone!
me: Don't go all bieber on me - a little humility goes a long way ;)
her: Hahahha just kidding ;)
Ex: 2
me: I want to meet you!
her: That could possibly happen
ex: 3
me: I want to meet you!
her: haha right to the point
ex: 4
me: I want to meet you
her: You are straight to the point, for once. haha
ex: 4
me: I want to meet you
her: You don't even know anything about me yet! Lol
me: Shoot good point! Uhm are you secretly a psychopath? Do you have a criminal record? Can you make a good cook? Are you a loud chewer
her: No, no, not really and no lol
me: Well you're 3/4 and we can always work on your cooking
If it's just one turdball out of ten like it sounds, you probably don't care much right? There's always some outliers. Did you really want this one or something?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
her: Do I give out my number that easily?
- you're right, give me your PO box and we could be pen pals
If it's just one turdball out of ten like it sounds, you probably don't care much right? There's always some outliers. Did you really want this one or something?
I actually got it going hard. She's super hott and she's super down for getting together friday night. But obviously tinder flakes are always a probability.
her: Do I give out my nymber THAT easily!?!?
me: Oh are you serious? It's just a phone number, I'm not asking you for your kidney or anything like that (diffusing her shit test and projecting my reality onto her that giving your number is NOT a big deal)
her: Well I was joking around
me: Haha I know
couple hours later
her: (phone number)
me: Hey it's Gregory!!! When are you bringing me flourless chocolate cake?
her: Hey! How many slices? Or would you just prefer the whole cake?
me: Hahaha jerk!!! I'm not that FAT
me: Half a cake works for me ;)
her: And would you devour it in one sitting?!
her: Have you ever been to Terroni? They make a KILLER flourless molten cake (she's seeding me lol)
me: Hahha yes easily!!!!!
me: Actually? How did I not know that lol
her: Should I send you a picture of it or leave it to surprise
me: Better yet, you should take me there, feed me cake and get me drunk off Chardonnay
her: Boom that would be FUN
her: Have you ever actually met anyone through tinder
me: Haha yah of course, you haven't? (projecting my reality that tinder is completely normal and not a big deal)
Anyways.... A lot more texing and shit but she is cooked and ready to get together. Very Hott model.
That was solid greg
You motherfucker.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
That was solid greg
ahah how do you know my name is Greg??
Me: Hey it's Gregory!!!
Context clues my friend
Me: Hey it's Gregory!!!Context clues my friend
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
me: I want to meet you
her: You are straight to the point, for once. haha
LOLZ