Drank 32oz of prune juice last night..

shit yo pants?

Yeah almost. I was on the toilet till about 3 in the morning. But I woke up feeling SO much better. Was amazing 

What an experience..

Something to suggest for orthers to add to their Bucket List, you reckon?

Yo this has been an amazing experience. I feel like this has been something that I've neede to do for over two years now.. 

I almost shit my pants a little when doing dead lifts a week ago. It was just a huge fart and false alarm there was a guy behind me on some equipment and I had a good laugh.

lol, +1 over here. Never done it, but have come super close doing squats.

I had the shizzles one time and I was at a gas station. There was a dude in the men's room and he was taking all fuckin day, so I was like aw what the fuck... went and took a hairy wet deuce in the girls room. I came out and the clerk was like, "HEY! Did you just go in the girls bathroom?!"

I was like "Yeah! I'm protesting gender segregation!" Walked out.

LOL!

HAHA

How does one even respond to that? lol

I shat myself in highschool once in the football workout room doing a squat max. Friends from HS still dont let it down. 

Ive never squated since (seriously) lol.

Lol, like this Meow... like this.

Infinity - 1, Clerk - 0

Lol, you should turn it into a fun story Robesy, then get back to squatting.

Be all like, "YEAH, back in the day i was rocking at the Gym, going for MAX squat, and found for this bitch, i needed ALL the extra muscles working in my ass area at 100% to complete this extreme REP and there was SHIT taking up too much space in my ass! So i shat that shit out and completed my squat like a FUCKIN BAWWWWWWWS! UHHHHH!"

Every single morning

Infinity pees out his butt! 

last week my friend sharted at a party. He had to throw his boxers away :p