Dutch Damsel
So, I met this beautiful Dutch girl doing daygame. Instadated her, chilled w her for a bit, kissed her a bit(little pecks, nothing too overt). Everything I said went really well. I started txting her, but I have this problem when interactions go really well, I get lazy w txt game, think I don't need to do anything special. WRONG. So below, I certainly fucked up when and how I went for the meetup, its pretty obvious. But now I have to play damage control, again.
Me: Yo XXX, you took your common nap on the grass, I upped in and napped on the lake. Jesus status!! -WS
Her: Haha..Don't you just love it! You misspelled my name though. It's XXY aka evil knievel aka meatball
Me: Your evil meatball in my book my missy ;p
Next Day:
Me: Evil meatball ball, what trouble are you gettin yourself into today?
Her: Just woke up, had a few too many drinks yesterday. Am going to ride my boke today and meet up w a friend later. You?
I figured I'd call her to chat and setup things, but she didn't answer, so I left a voicemail
Me: Girl, answer yo phone!! :)
Me: Im getting breakfast headin to the commons to do some work w a friend
Me: Biking is so Ducth of you, lol
Her: Haha sorry, I was on my bike! I know I'm a true Dutchie
Me: next im gonna see clogs on you, lol
Me: Where you biking around?
Her: Somerville
Me: When r you taking me out for coffee, missy ;)
Her: uhm..time will tell...
Not sure what to say here. I could say, "Time has run out. You've been replaced my pet baby seal. And yes, he loves green tea"
Time is not your friend babydoll. I heard time is actually a Taliban asshole that steals bike tires.
Next text..
I'm free Thurs we should get crunked out on caffeine if you can promise to behave ;) Fun times lol
(The Netherlands are fighting the Taliban in Afghan right now apparently)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sent that txt out and it didn't get a response. The following just happened, in the last hour
Her: Uhm..time will tell..
Me: Time is not your friend babydoll. I heard time is actually a Taliban asshole that steals bike tires
No response
2 Days Later
Me:Dutch government called..you're apparently a Eastern European spy
Me: I knew I could smell the sky vodka on yo hair...
Her: Right on!
Her: Guilty
Me: I'm turning you in
Me: getting my handcuffs right now
Her: Luck Luck
Me: Pssh, dont need it
Me: Already kknow where you're napping ;)
Her: I have a lot of napping spots
Me: I set bear traps on ALL of them!!!
Her: Sure..
Me: well, go ahead, just try and take a nap anywhere..and see
Her: Won't work in me
Her: Ok
Me: shit..just stepped in one!!! Fuckkk
15 minutes later
Me: Don't just ignore me loser, say something[took, batman's txt and somehow made it lwo value???]
No response yet
Def fucked up. Prob should've moved this convo in a different direction than where I did
She just replied
Her:Ignoring mode is in! Nap time is aproaching. So shut up bitch. :)
Not really sure what to say
Damn that's cold lol. She apparently wanted a respite from your texting 'cuz it was gay as fuck. You're not doing this right man. Get angry
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Agreed, time to throw some fire and yeah txting was gay, sometimes you get wrapped into gay feedback loops. Also the fuck would she put a smiley face after that shit.
Options:
"Shut your mouth. I'll stop when I want, not when some Dutch wench blabbers crap out her face, which is easily confused for an anal orifice."
"fuck off you dog shit eating whore, go back to go whatever shit country ur from
" So how often were you abused as child"
"Shut your mouth. I'll stop when I want, not when some Dutch wench blabbers crap out her face."
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
That way you're harsh, but it's still kinda funny, and you can actually recover lol. If you go the anal orifice route you'd probably lose her.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
K, sounds good. I sent that. Next day, and I haven't gotten a response, np.
But, I'm curious, how do you reengage after shitting on someone like that?
Do you send them response prompting version of the previous with the same mailiciousness?
E.g. "So how was waking up with shit your mouth?"
or do you send something softr to balance things out?
E.g. "Yo, butterbutt, heard you drooled all around that pottymouth of yours. Disgusting"
Or you just do something entirely casual and value-giving, lol. Women take a lot of punishment. You'll be surprised how they respond. Even if it's to demand an apology, they're still responding and seeking dialogue with you.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Something casual and value giving...
Are these ok examples?
"Ate Eggo waffles, feel like a freakbeast...will crash in T-5 minutes"
"Studying in the commons w a homework beer...thank god I'm "unemployed""
Or should they more referenced to her and not so general?
No stop trying to be cute or facetious and be a boss.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
K, gotcha. I am obviously having some mental block w this stuff.
Is this better: "Did you clean that mouth of yours and are u ready to behave"
If not, give me example so I can make this connection. Thanks
Not something directed towards her necessarily. And you probably want to wait a bit. Hasn't it only been a couple days?
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah, it has been a couple of days. I'll wait then. Good point
If its not something necessarily directed at her then something more like, " Gotten free wine and food for the past 2 days and I am not even graduating, I'm gonna put on a cap and gown anyway".
Or do I not wanna seem like I'm bragging?
Yes you do want to seem like you're bragging lol. But that bragging is actually beneath you. You're just a boss. Think Tucker Max on twitter.
This cap and gown shit is stellar. Free food and wine from the graduating trogladytes
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mine: Gotten free wine and food for the past 2 days and I am not even graduating, I'm gonna put on a cap and gown anyway
vs.
MW's: This cap and gown shit is stellar. Free food and wine from the graduating trogladytes
Ahhh, I get it. In yours, it like your making comments about the awesome circumstance/world surrounding yourself, but without referencing yourself, bc its obvious, and you don't need to keep qualifying yourself by putting "I" or "me" in the statement. By taking out the referencal promouns, it kinda what makes you above the bragging. This is so much like the state/teach drills, duhhhh, lol.
Let me know if I'm thinking about this the right way.
Also, the Tucker Max twitter is fuckin awesome, gonna absorb that shit.
That's it exactly you nailed it. I'm going to have to put that in the book if that's alright with you.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sure, I'm just glad I finally understood something. Feels great. I figured most of my shit would be in the "what not to do" section, lol
Umm yeah, so I tried txting this girlie and again she's still super aloof. I don't see this going anywhere since I'm also migrating for the summer tmrw, but I wanna at least learn something.
Today:
Me:It's fine. i dont like your haircut anyways.
Her: Thanks
Me: Not Welcome
Me: Also your cooking sucks, u burnt rice, again
Her: Who care?
Don't really know where I would go w this.
Possible txts:
"Who cares?? Wow, you really have no gauge for self- improvement...or for being a good housewife."
"Well since that career obvi won't pan out...
The point is not to push her away it's to gain her compliance/respect/interest. Her saying "who care" is pretty much the end lol.
After she said Thanks is when you gauge what's going on. Instead you went hardcore again without a release. Imagine it being like music. If you build and build and build and build, without any kind of release, you're just going to boil a lot of lobsters till they're dead.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male