Epic love letter from 5 year old
Will you please come to my house? Let’s play together. I think you are pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I’m not sure which. You should come to my house and eat cheeses with me. I love you and I lost a tooth last night. I think I would like to do a magic trick for you and then let you watch me battle robots.
DAMN.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
yeah.. like what CAN you say...
So obviously the question on everyone's mind
how many times did you have sex with her that night in your mind?
Lol funny letter
^?. 
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
^?.
LOL
I had the EXACT same response. No clue
Lmao. Can't be held responsible for my attempts at humor while multitasking.
Better text game than me
I was about to use it as a mass tinder opener, but I realized it's plastered all over the net.
Oh I've used parts of it:
"I think you're pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I'm not sure which"
its td gotten worse results than my usual opener so far (tested with like 20 matches from today)
Oh I've used parts of it:
"I think you're pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I'm not sure which"
its td gotten worse results than my usual opener so far (tested with like 20 matches from today)
"I think you're pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I'm not sure which"
Gotta try this
Has anyone tried this as an online opener, or reengagement text? Seems like a fucking stellar idea
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: Let's play together. I think you're pretty like a horse or a lady bug. I'm not sure which.
Her: That was a new one i must say..
Her: Pretty like a horse? Naaah
She just neighed at you.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I've used it a bunch and gotten pretty lukewarm responses at best- that exact line. My usual tinder opener gets better responses.
Hm ok.. have you considered changing your face?? :p
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male