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Will you please come to my house? Let’s play together. I think you are pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I’m not sure which. You should come to my house and eat cheeses with me. I love you and I lost a tooth last night. I think I would like to do a magic trick for you and then let you watch me battle robots.

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DAMN.

DAMN.

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yeah.. like what  CAN you

yeah.. like what  CAN you say...

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So obviously the question on

So obviously the question on everyone's mind

how many times did you have sex with her that night in your mind?

Lol funny letter

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^?. 

^?. indecision

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Manwhore wrote: ^?.  LOL I

Manwhore wrote:
^?. indecision

LOL

I had the EXACT same response. No clue

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Lmao. Can't be held

Lmao. Can't be held responsible for my attempts at humor while multitasking.

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Better text game than me

Better text game than me

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I was about to use it as a

I was about to use it as a mass tinder opener, but I realized it's plastered all over the net.

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Oh I've used parts of it: "I

Oh I've used parts of it:

"I think you're pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I'm not sure which"

its td gotten worse results than my usual opener so far (tested with like 20 matches from today)

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Oh I've used parts of it: "I

Oh I've used parts of it:

"I think you're pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I'm not sure which"

its td gotten worse results than my usual opener so far (tested with like 20 matches from today)

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"I think you're pretty like a

"I think you're pretty like a horse or a ladybug. I'm not sure which"

Gotta try this

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Has anyone tried this as an

Has anyone tried this as an online opener, or reengagement text? Seems like a fucking stellar idea 

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Joined: 11/15/2013
Me: Let's play together. I

Me: Let's play together. I think you're pretty like a horse or a lady bug. I'm not sure which.

Her: That was a new one i must say..

Her: Pretty like a horse? Naaah

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She just neighed at you. 

She just neighed at you. 

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I've used it a bunch and

I've used it a bunch and gotten pretty lukewarm responses at best- that exact line. My usual tinder opener gets better responses. 

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Hm ok.. have you considered

Hm ok.. have you considered changing your face?? :p

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