Ex got my # again..
What the fuck lol
I've changed my number so many times and this chick still managed to get it this time from a family member of mine who I gave my old number too lol
I don't even have her on any social media and the last time we talked I was rude as fuck. She got so pissed she stopped talking hahaha. Not sure what she wants now.
Any idea why she keeps doing this? She has a bf, they've been together for a while now.
This hoe, ruined me. Took me so long to go back to normal after the breakup.
Although I'm finally back to being me, I'm waaaay fuckin' better than I ever was. Feels good. Thanks again, MW.
Thread:
Her: Hey how are you doing?
Me: good, new #, who's this
Her: -Name-
Me: whatsup
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To hate fuck, or not to hate fuck .. that is the question.
It can be pretty therapeutic to game & bang the girl that used to tool you.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
here's the rest of the convo so far, my man.
Her: Hey how are you doing
Me: good, new #, who's this?
Her: -name-
Me: whatsup
Her: Not very much, just working. Just wanted to say sorry cuz I was a bitch last time we talked
Me: ya you were
Her: I was
Her: Sorry
Me: you always forget to make it up to me after apologizing.. you suck :p
Her: Okay fine dinner on me sometime soon then
Me: no thanks
Me: you were always so picky, id rather do drinks at a pub
Her: I don't really drink that much anymore but sure (Was a total party girl lol typical hot girl that RSD instructors used to describe)
Me: cool, i can drive if you have your "n" still (N = new drivers license)
Her: LOL shut up I got my n before you obviously I have my full license
Me: by like a week cause you flirted with the old man
Her: No I didn't I'm just a way better driver than you ;)
Her: Anyway lol
Me: weren't you the one who crashed at the turnoff by -bridge- .. ;)
Her: It was the middle of the night and I was lost
Me: hahahaha
Her: And in my pyjamas lol
Me: those don't take away from your driving skills, speedracer
Her: Oh well lol
Her: So when are you free then
Me: i work @ 2 diff places, better to give me your schedule
Her: I do too (she's at work now)
Me: idk my bar schedule for sure, but after work weds or thurs should work
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Waiting for reply --- Pretty much have no idea where this came from. Looks like her bf isn't doing the job or she just misses the D.
Pretty much going to hate fuck her lol. I love you MW.
Thought I should update this. Ran into my ex after deciding continuing to game her was a bad idea. She apologized for everything and I continued on my way after talking to her casually for about 15 minutes. It's interesting because I wasn't trying to game her when I bumped into her dt but you could tell she was getting attracted and very invested as time went on.
Fast forward a week or two later. I get hit up by her in text and we have kept it casual. I figured we could be friends but after the last convo we had, I think it's on.
Me: hey butthead
Her: Hi
Me: whatcha doin
Her: Just on my way to work
Her: What about you
Me: man, you're always working
Me: we were gonna get high and go to the aquarium and space center
Me: was gonna invite ya
Her: Well I'm off at 5 30
Her: It's just a 2 hour behaviour session with my student
Me: k i'm gonna check with everyone, we aren't going if it starts to rain. it looks like it's gonna
Me: we'll postpone tho
Her: Ah
Her: Who is we
Me: oh you might have met everyone, we can do something tho. better to catch up first
Her: Who though lol
Me: *lists 5 names*
Her: Ah okee
Me: yep, maybe a few others
Her: Alright
Me: I just realized you don't know any of these people
Me: we can do something lol
Her: Nope haha
Her: Okay well I'm planning to go to the gym after I'm off and gotta get some groceries so I'll let you know :)
Me: Ohh.. you mean tonight lol
Her: Yeah
Her: Just got off work
Me: i'm still dt, i didn't know you meant tonight. why don't you take your time with those things, we'll set another day to hang when it's nicer out. (I didn't want to ditch my friends for my ex lol)
Her: Sure
Me: not trynna ditch you or anything, you're not thaat lame lol ;)
Her: That's okay, I didn't think that you were lol
Me: ya right, you were probably sharpening your cleaver lol
Her: Hahah no no
Me: pffft, i can almost feel the lazer beams shooting out of your eyes
Her: Definitely lol
Me: watch that sass, missy
Her: Lol mhhhhhmmm ;)
Me: you got a lumpy butt *covering mouth monkey emoji*
Her: No I don't
Her: I don't like mean jokes remember
Me: wait you don't?
Me: *peach emoji* <--- it's got 2 giant ones like this
Her: LOL well ya
Me: I think mine will look better in a few weeks.. this 100 days to a better bum workout is fucking amazing.. nbd
Her: LOL hahaha
Her: Good job (my name)
Me: look just don't get all jealous and touchy feely about it.. your bum is still ok
Her: I think we both know I'm not the one with problems being touchy feels
Her: Feely*
Me: ya you're right.. we both know it was Nana. She loved me a little too much hahaha (her gma fucking loved me)
Her: LOL
Her: I meant you
Her: But yeah her too
Me: what can i say, i'm a charmer... and nana was too ;)
Her: Lol I meant you have problems keeping your hands to yourself (she's being pretty assertive on this shit test lol)
Me: ah well yenno.. butter fingers ;) ( LOL grade 8 school dance call back humor, she remembered that)
Her: Lol mmmhhhmm..
Me: well... i should probably say buttered 2 fingers..
Her: Oh. My. God. LOL
Her: (my name)
Her: Friends remember
Me: how was the gym and shit? (i just ignored that)
Me: we're gonna go get baked
Her: Lol
Her: Gym was good
Her: I am currently getting baked rn
Me: jealous, just come here and join us
Me: (30 mins pass) or not butthead *disapproving emoji*
Her: Sorry i read this and am stoned so I forgot to reply lol
Her: I was with my friend Emily
Me: the little girl?
Me: k we're gonna go blaze now then.
Her: She's 19 lol
Her: Oh well I'm all ready for bed now anyway lol
Me: meh, i remember her as a little girl, flipping me off on webcam hahaha
Me: pfft, k granny (her name)
Her: Lol ya she's still got that personality
Her: Yeah well I got really stoned lol
Her: So I'm tired
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Pointless banter ensues
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This morning continued
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Her: Guys shouldn't complain about costs of their haircuts lol
Her: It costs girls hundreds of dollars
Her: Every time
Me: that's completely the girls choice *rolls eyes emoji* no one said to get your roots done
Her: Oh shush
Her: You know we don't have a choice
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Convo continues a bit here but I think this is interesting. Crazy comparing how "one word" our convos were to what they are now after running into her and unintentionally running game on her.
I can easily set a meet up. I might as well but I do feel a bit guilty considering I have a gf.
I do wonder if having sex with my ex will help fix some of the inner game issues I have. A lot of my issues and struggles started when shit went down with this girl. I feel like I would be redeeming a loss or something lol I'm already doing 100x better than I was back then though.
You should be gaming this girl harder. You're being almost mild-mannered here. I'm not really a fan. Tease/compel her into a meetup better and make her throat you.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I agree. I don't like this style. I was a little bit hesitant to be honest. I wasn't sure what she wanted or anything. Considering the last time we talked we just argued a bunch, I didn't know what to think of this.
She hates my dick like jokes, when I bust her balls, etc. Which is where that "I don't like mean jokes" came from. I tried to steer away from those.
I remember her giving me shit for not giving in to her childish requests and attitude. She told me
how I was not normally like this and that this was not the "real" me that she knows hahaha. It was a mega shit test that I obviously failed. Was a while ago.
How do you suggest being hard hitting without crossing that boundary of going too far with the jokes? I'm considering throwing in more disqualification and just keeping it playful. Open to suggestions.