Example of saying stupid shit and gaming where it's not neccessary

Conversation with a girl I've slept with before, shes wanting to sext, I say stupid shit.

Her: are you busy
me: sup, just eating a snack and finishing up with something.
her: a wank?
me: no, I'm a good christian. (angel emoticon)
her: haha
her: (devil emoticon)
me: shieeeeeit, a horny devil
her: haha
her: i dont think so
her: but I did have a cheeky wank earlier (dunno why she said wank, in the future though I wont say what I said next lmao)
me: i dont remember you having a penis?
me: awkward
me: lol
her: not really...
her: you are just being childish
her: ! (if you ever receive an exclamation mark seperately, ya know bishes be angry)
me: I was just kidding, you're taking this whole thing WAY too seriously... Just relax and enjoy the banter. (lol)
her: ...
me: :)
me: cheeky. now I wanna know what you had a wank over
her: sorry you really put me off

Although there are no excuses for this phaggotry I was quite baked and tired. Disregarded basic stuff here, thinking I was above the process. That's what I love most about the game, you will be humbled and called out for stupid shit like this.

This girl invited me to san fran to 'have fun' with her in the previous convo, and is visiting london in january. I'll reengage her with something soonish.