Experimenting with a new text style- Notoriously flakey chick and low key qualification
I wanted to post this convo up because it completely deviates from what I've been doing lately. I have been trying to push the WOW factor like crazy, but I changed things up here. This girl is notoriously flakey. She is a timid highschool girl and doesn't appear to respond to anything super gamey, so I tried running very low key ninja qualification the whole time. The texting is very regimented in terms of hitting all major benchmarks of cocky/funny, qualifcation/tease, endearment, and logistics. She starting inviting herself out with me :) Lemme know how you guys think this is going.
Me: Sup chickiepoo did you survive the storm?
Her: hey :) whats up with the nickname weirdo hahaha
Me: hows school going <----nicknames aren't weird, she's not gettng any attention for that
Her: school is hell haha still no car
Her: whats new w u
Me: aw no how do you get around <--logistics
Me: skiing a lot homie and organic chemistry of course
Me: practically a scientist by now :P <----cocky/funny
Her: Geez u guenius im a twelve year old and have to rely on my friends and parents! so if youre so smart I should be asking u for help w my hw? :)
Me: yah you should <--cocky
Me: but you dont have a car so no way to get to my labratory for tutoring? :P <---She wont let me pick her up bc we met on tinder lol so now she's going to have suffer..tease
Her: you're ridiculous hahaha when I get my car back (crying laughing emoji) im looking at some now
Me: what're you looking at (name)
Me: race cars, trucks, tanks? <---baseline texting to shape the conversation, and just a kiss of i'm cocky/funny
Her: maseratis and lambos to be exact
Her: :) :) hahaha but really is an acura and mazda
Me: lol all great choices <---light endearment
Me: but it aint no batmobile! <----some teasing, and cocky/funny becuase I drive the batmobile
Her: yes thats what I really want ughh howd you know
Me: well first off you need to pick up a cat woman suit
Me: normal dressed people in bat cars is highly frowned upon here <----qualification, are you cool enough?
Her: ok makes sense (kissy face emoji) wyd
Me: I"m headin to sonic for milkshakes :P <----baseline texting, and i'm cool too did I mention that?
Her: no fair haha im getting ice cream after work
Me: haha where at I thought you were a froyo gal <---logistics
Her: I am I am but my friend is getting me ice cream is more a treat hahaha
Her: I love froyo from (town) its the best <---oh really??
Me: lol (town) is a weird weird place <---tease
Her: you dont like it?
Me: no no I like it a lot :P
Me: if we went to (town) we wouldn't fit in at all. We would need drug rug sweatshirts, ripped jeans, colorful feathers in our hair, and entire pack of homeless cats <---endearment/you-and-me-vibe/wow factor
Her: who says I don't wear half of that :)
Me: beb don't try and take the attenton off the fact that you have a pack of CRAZY kitties <--tease
Me: I already knew you dressed hipster
Her: crazy kitties?
Her: yes to a point
Her: no vans and rugs
Me: haha you should seem my rugs
Me: magic carpet actually :)
Me: (town)'s alladin <---cocky/funny
Her: U have good style I must admit <---awww tanks
Me: lol I dig your nose piercing <---endearment, she earned it
Me: we could probably open our own abercomrbie and fitch we are on that level of sexiness <---you and me vibe/ endearment
Her: haha I love that thank you I have two I went crazy and got a tattoo and that in one week :)
Me: oh no thats like biker chick status (cry laugh emoji)
Me: are you buying a big bad bike soon hun <---qualification/tease
Her: no i'm not like that hahaha ull have to meet me because you're getting the wrong idea <---oh you want to meet up now?
Me: lol I guess ill have to be the judge of that <--qualification
Her: im cool haha ull be surpised
Me: lol its nice to meet cool people <--still not validating her
Me: gawd damn im so busy lately but what;re you up to this weekend <---logistics and hint of high value, it was HER idea to meet up
Her: I have work :( ughhh hahah soon tho
Me: yah I got work too but i'm free mornings <---logstics, she's not working the WHOLE weekend thats just some bs
Her: I got to school silly and work sat mornings
Me: ok we are partying saturday night so that wouldnt work either <--- indirectly implying that she doesn't qualify for my saturday nights, even that it wasn't mentoned
Her: sounds so fun im jealous its been awhile for me (cry laugh emoji)
Me: lol why not do you stay home and read books hehe <---qualification
Her: no weirdo im not going to have my mommy drive me to party haha and I used to go with my bf and now hes gone I havent gotten around to it <---Oh no your bf is gone?
Me: dont worry gangsta kitty we will get you on the dance floor soon <---endearment, she qualified herself
Her: youre so weird :) <3 who says that HAHAHAAHAH
Me: lets hope you have some moves <---tease after she cums
Her: and if I dont? lol
Me: yah can't be my dance partner :P
Me: I have a reputation to withold
Me: I got THE MOVES <---cocky
Her: you'd be lucky to even be my dance partner :)
Her: You got me all wrong <---oh YEAH?
Me: ha! dont worry poopkin you'll get a proper tryout <---tease
Me: but I think we would make a killer duo if it worked out ;) <---a little endearment after the tease
Her: youre crazy hahahaha do you call everyone these nicknames? and we shall see
Me: lol the nicknames just kinda depend on how im feelin about a person <---I just called her poopkin LOL
Her: how do u feel about me
Her: Lol <---Wouldn't you like to know sweetie?
Me: You seem cool over text
Me: dont really know you so cant say <---qualification
Her: im cool trust me hahaha <---wow, you told me that earlier
Me: haha I believe you <--- but really, do I...?
Her: how was sonic
Me: mad yummy in my tummy
Me: How was ice cream <---baseline
Her: so good I feel so fat hahaha
Me: lol me too im going to kill it at the gym tomorrow fo sho <--high value cocky
Her: hahaha I should go before work I have a free membership that I never use
Me: lol couch potato I could slice you up and make lays outta you :) <---tease
Her: Nooooooo hahahaha
Me: i'm watching a movie with my roomie soon and I don't wanna be that rude movie texter nazi <--not going to pen-pal it all night
Me: Nun night (name)
Her: Nun night (name) <---I like when they mirror the goodnight texts :)
This was good dude.
like na-night, nuh-night, Nnight if you sound it out. Stole it from a chick I think its cute
Meow yknow this is probably one of your best threads lmao