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Haven't been around posting for awhile, probably due for a write up on what I've been up to. Short version is I'm single as of the past couple weeks, been getting laid regularly with several hotties since. 
 
I've run into this girl at a couple parties and exchanged maybe a few words, saw her at the gas station a week ago but failed to grab a number so I found her and gave her a poke on Facebook. She poked back last nite so I hit her up this morning and she got back to me right away.
 
me: Yo! Have a drink with me this week
 
her: <blushing emoj> hah yah where..
 
me: Hmm, I'm kinda over the pub.. We could go to town or just do my place, shoot me your number I'll tex you. How's Thursday?
 
her: I don't work at the pub anymore hahah
 
me: yeah smokehouse now, you told me
 
Her:  haha I'm a big stoner my bad
 
me: live near the pub, been there lots lol
 
her: nice I'll be there later haha
 
me: Whatsup today? I took the day off, watching a samurai movie right now like a baws! Haha
Have plans later and tomorrow tho
 
​her: Not sure
 Sweet im about to go for a bike ride with my dog
 
Me:  ok have fun smurfette ;
 
Her: Haha thats my buds nick name
 Im space kitty pirate!! Peace, get at me later im off around 9 could be down fir a drink
 
Me: Ok kitty ; like I said pretty sure tonite and tomorrow are booked ill see what I can do
 
Her: yah all good sometime soon

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Pretty basic. I figured I'd

Pretty basic. I figured I'd keep it that way, she agreed to meet right away so I didn't want to risk over gaming 

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Yeah looks like you're good,

Yeah looks like you're good, if she starts to get a little distant just switch to some light baiting. When you can get a girl out in the "style" you're doing here it's basically a slam dunk to the bedroom too. No games 

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This morningHer: I'm in town

This morning

Her: I'm in town I got the job yay me

me: sweet what job

her: kfc

me: nice one. What's up this eve?

her: at the smokehouse till 8ish

this eve

me: had a great day running errands in the rain (sent pic of pissed off wet cat)

her: (sends a cartoon "sticker" of an animated cat chuckling)

me: Lol I had plans tonite but I didn't go because (see above photo). Pop by after work

her: I could... I have no $ for booze

Booo

me: whatever I have some vodka

her: humm

me: you could pay me in kitty stickers

her: ...?

What u mean

me: Uhm.. I sent you a wet cat pic and you sent me an adorable kitty sticker

Lol jokes

her: Ahh that haha

I love those

me: Just going to check the police database real quick and make sure you're not an axe murderer, beep me when your done and I'll shoot you my addy (so long as you come up clean ;)

Her: haha will see

Her: hope they got nothing on me

me: you better lol

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Her: (cat with sunglasses

Her: (cat with sunglasses sticker)

me: nice, you just earned yourself a vodka

her: (thumbs up) 

i still have no idea if she's coming over lol

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'Cuz you didn't nail it down.

'Cuz you didn't nail it down.

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Hmm k, just sent me: I

Hmm k, just sent

me: I already told my Oompa Loompas you're coming over, if you don't show they're gonna be pissed. You done?

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Her: Oompa loompas? Im

Her: Oompa loompas?

Im pouring out the mop

any suggestions on "nailing it down?"

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Her: What ur number Do u

Her: What ur number

Do u have chaser for the booze?

 

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I'm gonna put the condom on

I'm gonna put the condom on now

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Lol. Hold on she didn't have

Lol. Hold on she didn't have your num? Yeah you're good. 

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Dang, first off this girl is

Dang, first off this girl is hot. She knows it. She mentioned once how "lucky" I was to have her in my bed but didn't mention it again, probably due to my reaction (which was basically not at all). I think I can say without too much bias that my escalation is pretty on point these days. This girl didn't want to fuck. I put my cock in her mouth several times, we made out lots, I almost made her cum just by squeezing her nipples but she was adamant about not actually "fucking". She seems down to hang out again, probably tomorrow, but I suspect this girl just has a "rule" . In the end I told her I respected it. I'll just have to close this one again. I made her tell me she wanted me to fuck her, which drove her wild lol

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Actually, what I said was

Actually, what I said was "how lucky?"