Facebook girl...too much info too fast.
K so this super hottie pokes me on fb. Never met her in my life. I poke her back. She pokes me. I send her a message...the following takes place
Me: Hey. Yer cute and I'm not a douche. Message me.
Her: lol yea.. where you from?
Me: Del Mar...living there again for a while now.
Her: cool, well im from cali born and raised here hmm so how old are you if you dont mind me asking?
Me: A grizzled vet...23. You?
Her: oh thats cool.. lolhmmm and you look like 22 1/2..lol jk well im 23.. are you single?
Me: Pfff. I do look young for my age though. Used to get the kids menu at age 15! Yep, single.
Her: lmao.. seriously? ohh, theres no way youre single, i mean youre too cute to be single...and im also single, my ex boyfriend cheated on me, ive waited him for like 6 months and soon found out that im waiting for nothin i dont know, i just dont feel entering a new relationship now since i was busy with my career and all, and its really hard giving your trust to anyone after what just happened.
Uhhhh...anyone?