Facebook hottie
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 17:24
Damn, had this girl on FB for 2 months now seeing that she didn't know her number to give me at that time. I've drilled her time and again for a meetup, she deflects it but always pays enough interest in me to respond to other shit i say to her.
She's hot enough to show persistence for - maybe MW's got some ideas for a good text game to meetup so ill tell you what's up with her now; she's in a wheelchair atm cause she sprained her ankle. Last pic she posted up of her in the wheelchair i just wrote "when can i sign my autograph on your cast?"
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480995_458815247469905_12...
what do? Lol i've tried getting her out like 8 times...
She's hot enough to show persistence for - maybe MW's got some ideas for a good text game to meetup so ill tell you what's up with her now; she's in a wheelchair atm cause she sprained her ankle. Last pic she posted up of her in the wheelchair i just wrote "when can i sign my autograph on your cast?"
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/480995_458815247469905_12...
what do? Lol i've tried getting her out like 8 times...
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 17:44
#1
Re: Facebook hottie
Is her name Tarum?
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 18:14
#2
Re: Facebook hottie
@Sick-Cunt:
nah son, this is some UK shit
nah son, this is some UK shit
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 18:16
#3
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Text her, "You know why you broke your leg?"
she'll respond, "Why?"
and then be like, "Cause your x"
taken DIRECTLY from manwhore's most recent article...
Text her, "You know why you broke your leg?"
she'll respond, "Why?"
and then be like, "Cause your x"
taken DIRECTLY from manwhore's most recent article...
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 19:06
#4
Re: Facebook hottie
@buddhagames:
i don't get it, dya mean "Cause your (insert something random)"?
i don't get it, dya mean "Cause your (insert something random)"?
Tue, 06/26/2012 - 19:44
#5
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Just be like, "Cause your a woman.. tsk tsk.. shouldn't have left the kitchen :b"
or something equally random.
Idk if it needs the emoticon... but that's pretty funny.
haha or if she has the picture on facebook you could just comment on it and be like:
"tsk, tsk, shouldn't have left the kitchen :b"
Just be like, "Cause your a woman.. tsk tsk.. shouldn't have left the kitchen :b"
or something equally random.
Idk if it needs the emoticon... but that's pretty funny.
haha or if she has the picture on facebook you could just comment on it and be like:
"tsk, tsk, shouldn't have left the kitchen :b"
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:17
#6
Re: Facebook hottie
@buddhagames:
lol this bitch is sooo annoying, she ONLY responds to shit which is 'value-giving' if you get what i mean; no small talk, just shit that gets her curious or spikes an emotion. Basically ONLY game.
So ye, she responded to that text
Me: You do know the real reason why you broke your leg, right?
Her: actually no. But im sure you will tell me!
Me: Cause you're a woman..tsk tsk..shouldn't have left the kitchen ;b
on second thoughts maybe i should've went with something else, like she gave me so much room to play here i could've waited until i had a really awesome text come to mind. Anyway, we'll wait and see.
lol this bitch is sooo annoying, she ONLY responds to shit which is 'value-giving' if you get what i mean; no small talk, just shit that gets her curious or spikes an emotion. Basically ONLY game.
So ye, she responded to that text
Me: You do know the real reason why you broke your leg, right?
Her: actually no. But im sure you will tell me!
Me: Cause you're a woman..tsk tsk..shouldn't have left the kitchen ;b
on second thoughts maybe i should've went with something else, like she gave me so much room to play here i could've waited until i had a really awesome text come to mind. Anyway, we'll wait and see.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:30
#7
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Lmao
"That's what you get for leaving the kitchen"
Lmao
"That's what you get for leaving the kitchen"
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Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:32
#8
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
THERE WE GO
THATS the phrasing that I was looking for. Thx manwhore
THERE WE GO
THATS the phrasing that I was looking for. Thx manwhore
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:33
#9
Re: Facebook hottie
@buddhagames:
Damn. I knew it didn't quite roll off the tongue with the way I was phrasing it. Lol yours is absolutely perfect.
Damn. I knew it didn't quite roll off the tongue with the way I was phrasing it. Lol yours is absolutely perfect.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:47
#10
Re: Facebook hottie
@buddhagames:
lol fuck, should've just waited, MW's one was gold but thanks anyway buddhz.
doubt i'll get a reply from the text i sent, sounds too contrived, i don't think it's a good idea to explain yourself when saying shit to a girl, "cause blah blah" it just doesn't seem right, like it lacks that natural authority you should emanate.
lol fuck, should've just waited, MW's one was gold but thanks anyway buddhz.
doubt i'll get a reply from the text i sent, sounds too contrived, i don't think it's a good idea to explain yourself when saying shit to a girl, "cause blah blah" it just doesn't seem right, like it lacks that natural authority you should emanate.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:49
#11
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Yeah man. It's cool.
I don't think mine is BAD, but yes, manwhore's is clearly better. His phrasing is just perfect and rolls off the tongue in one breath.
But did you learn the idea behind that text? Did you read manwhore's post? It was great.
Yeah man. It's cool.
I don't think mine is BAD, but yes, manwhore's is clearly better. His phrasing is just perfect and rolls off the tongue in one breath.
But did you learn the idea behind that text? Did you read manwhore's post? It was great.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:50
#12
Re: Facebook hottie
Gogo;751.5667;130 wrote:
doubt i'll get a reply from the text i sent, sounds too contrived, i don't think it's a good idea to explain yourself when saying shit to a girl, "cause blah blah" it just doesn't seem right, like it lacks that natural authority you should emanate.
That's a very very good way of describing it.
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Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:57
#13
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
Yh, with this girl in particular she doesn't respond to anything short of pure game. Like if i handed this to MW to do the texting it would be done. Like finito. No half measures to be exact; some girls just want the bossdaddy.
I'm realizing that 'game' is strongly grounded on intuition. If you get that gut feeling that something ain't right with what you're about to do then don't do it. It usually never goes the way you want lol
Yh, with this girl in particular she doesn't respond to anything short of pure game. Like if i handed this to MW to do the texting it would be done. Like finito. No half measures to be exact; some girls just want the bossdaddy.
I'm realizing that 'game' is strongly grounded on intuition. If you get that gut feeling that something ain't right with what you're about to do then don't do it. It usually never goes the way you want lol
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 09:56
#14
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
It's kinda like dealing with a shittest... there's never a need to explain yourself. There should just be a natural authority emenating from your eyes. Obviously this is diff. cause it's text but thanks man.
It's kinda like dealing with a shittest... there's never a need to explain yourself. There should just be a natural authority emenating from your eyes. Obviously this is diff. cause it's text but thanks man.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 10:04
#15
Re: Facebook hottie
@buddhagames:
It's kinda the same with text actually.
MW has called me out on being schizo with chicks, like a baby tiger then a full grown tiger at times. It's so important to just KNOW the vibe you have with a girl. My first text made me the authority; she was curious. The follow up text kinda lacked certainty, hence the cheesiness of it and the emoticon so she wouldn't think i'm a dick, but it's like...she would've preferred me being the dick to be honest lol
I'm awesome at being captain hindsight with this shit haha
It's kinda the same with text actually.
MW has called me out on being schizo with chicks, like a baby tiger then a full grown tiger at times. It's so important to just KNOW the vibe you have with a girl. My first text made me the authority; she was curious. The follow up text kinda lacked certainty, hence the cheesiness of it and the emoticon so she wouldn't think i'm a dick, but it's like...she would've preferred me being the dick to be honest lol
I'm awesome at being captain hindsight with this shit haha
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 12:20
#16
Re: Facebook hottie
Well, after all that mental masturbation she actually responded, so the text wasn't bad at all - in fact i think she felt slightly insulted haha
Her: such a sexist! And you are the man you suppose to think how to make a money, not a teaching one woman how to live!
lol fucking foreigners. Thoughts? I'm gonna wait this time.
Her: such a sexist! And you are the man you suppose to think how to make a money, not a teaching one woman how to live!
lol fucking foreigners. Thoughts? I'm gonna wait this time.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 19:13
#17
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Ask yourself WHY she felt insulted, what actually CAUSES something like that. Make sure you consider the differences in the texts. Might not be 100% the story here but it is definitely a factor.
Ask yourself WHY she felt insulted, what actually CAUSES something like that. Make sure you consider the differences in the texts. Might not be 100% the story here but it is definitely a factor.
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- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 21:01
#18
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
Interested in this. I think I know where you're headed with this. Very small difference in the texts.
Interested in this. I think I know where you're headed with this. Very small difference in the texts.
Wed, 06/27/2012 - 22:24
#19
Re: Facebook hottie
@ItsMario:
I think it's bc it comes off as contrived like you said. Like it looks like you are pretty happy with yourself for coming up with that line (in the txt) and therefor that you are more invested in it's worth. MW's line looks a lot more casual with less investment in whether it elicited a good response.
Just my take
I think it's bc it comes off as contrived like you said. Like it looks like you are pretty happy with yourself for coming up with that line (in the txt) and therefor that you are more invested in it's worth. MW's line looks a lot more casual with less investment in whether it elicited a good response.
Just my take
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 10:31
#20
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
yh, like i said before - too contrived, too invested type of text; takes away the whole 'playful and accusing' frame that helps you get away with that sort of statement, cause it seems naturally funny. She's probably more upset at the contrivance of the text rather than what was actually said.
Does that seem right? What should i hit her up with next, usually in situations like this i say something dumb to piss them off even more lol
yh, like i said before - too contrived, too invested type of text; takes away the whole 'playful and accusing' frame that helps you get away with that sort of statement, cause it seems naturally funny. She's probably more upset at the contrivance of the text rather than what was actually said.
Does that seem right? What should i hit her up with next, usually in situations like this i say something dumb to piss them off even more lol
Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:08
#21
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Abundance man! Think abundance.
If you want to get a girl over Facebook, go look through friends-of-friends for 5 minutes and choose the first hot girl you see.
Problem solved.
Start anew! :)
Wonder
Abundance man! Think abundance.
If you want to get a girl over Facebook, go look through friends-of-friends for 5 minutes and choose the first hot girl you see.
Problem solved.
Start anew! :)
Wonder
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 11:10
#22
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
I wrote back on Thursday
Me: sexist? Take that back, some of my best friends are girls...like my mum!
Well yeah, no reply but today it's my b'day so she gives me a personal message
Her: Happy birthday! Have a great day and all the best!
I wrote back on Thursday
Me: sexist? Take that back, some of my best friends are girls...like my mum!
Well yeah, no reply but today it's my b'day so she gives me a personal message
Her: Happy birthday! Have a great day and all the best!
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 12:41
#23
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Write something hilarious on one of her pics or wall posts. Then wait
Write something hilarious on one of her pics or wall posts. Then wait
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I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 14:24
#24
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
K, i saw a pic with her feeding a camel and wrote
Me: That camel would make the perfect b'day present for me. Get me one!
K, i saw a pic with her feeding a camel and wrote
Me: That camel would make the perfect b'day present for me. Get me one!
Sun, 07/01/2012 - 19:18
#25
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Her: Can't afford!
Her: Can't afford!
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 01:58
#26
Re: Facebook hottie
@Gogo:
Instead of adding "get me one." just leave it off. You released the tension
I would just add something cryptic like "your days are numbered girl"
Instead of adding "get me one." just leave it off. You released the tension
I would just add something cryptic like "your days are numbered girl"
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Mon, 07/02/2012 - 08:30
#27
Re: Facebook hottie
@Manwhore:
Yh, i see what u did thar, just by taking out the 'get me one!' part it makes what i said sound so much better. I'm assuming you've read some How to do Comedy books MW, cause that releasing and holding tension shit is formulaic for a tight joke or the build up to one.
Yh, i see what u did thar, just by taking out the 'get me one!' part it makes what i said sound so much better. I'm assuming you've read some How to do Comedy books MW, cause that releasing and holding tension shit is formulaic for a tight joke or the build up to one.