Follow up to fucking hot chick
Heyy fellas, had a gd week last weekend, took a blonde to her place along with her gay BFF and had bang times. However, it got a bit rocky when she realized i went raw dawg in her, and left an early xmas prezzie.
I had to bounce from hers straight after cos i had work early in the morning, she sends me a text 15 mins later askin if i cummed inside her. i said yeahhh, as i had no condom
Her: fuckin wanker
Her: worst sex ever
Her: as if
Me: lol
Me: i wouldn't lie about not having a condom, sorry about that
anyway, text her on sunday and i tell her i feel bad so i get her tickets for the Weeknd. no response.
then i go see the Weeknd on tuesday, send her a vid the next day of the concert and she's like
Her: ha not even going to watch it
Her: i'm so jel
Me: nahh you should be jel ovah my pink flamingo (i have a really cool flamingo in my whatsapp profile pic, dumbass didnt get the joke)
...thursday i invite her out to a club i'm hosting at, she asks if her gay friend can get in for free and say he'll get charged. point being i shouldn't have gone down this route, a one on one meetup was needed. so yeah, she doesn't reply to this one. Next day i send her a vid of some dwarves at the club, then ask her what her plans are that night. Nadaaa
Today i get a bit pissy so i text her
Me: ey thought you were cool and liked your fashion sense when i met you last week, but u don't reply so should i delete your number
Her: yeah soz
Me: yh i liked your artwork
Me: meet up with me for drinks tonight, we can get to know each other better
Her: soz i meant that you should delete my number
Me: lol coolie
any advice on what to work on in the future? how i could salvage it perhaps...i think i overcommunicated WAY too much, i should've kept it sexy and direct straight after she started giving me good responses, there was really no need for silly gamey jokes.
might've just found my answer:
"Ok as far as post-sex goes, the best move I've ever seen executed is the "phone call the next day". Rogan is someone that used to be extremely talented at keeping mltr's. Better than pretty much anyone else I ever saw. After fucking a girl he would just give her a call on the phone and talk to her for a bit. He had lowered, slow tonality, and he would just talk about anything with her. It was like pillow talk over the phone. That's the greatest setup of all time for mltr's. Sorry I didn't get back to you with this sooner. I was travelling the last few days" - MW
Also, not cumming inside a girl when you don't have condom on is a good place to start.
pretty bush league stuff OP.
To her you're completely value-talking and untrustworthy, and it wasn't even good sex. You have offered this girl nothing but possible std's and/or pregnancy. You can't even get her gay best friend into a club. All you can focus on is, "What do I do to fuck her again." These are somewhat sociopathic behaviors
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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