Ford model Text
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:08
Girl: Lol remember when you promised me multivitamins and a yankee game
Me: Whose this? I'm kinda a multivitamin slut
Girl: Hahaha Sarah uh duh how many girls do you talk to about vitamin powered goldfish and yankee games LOL
Girl: How embarrassing!!! I thought that the vitamins were just for me
Me: Loll oops :/
Girl: It's okay. Tim left, so now I'm drinking his wine and watching movies
Me: Ooo, how delightful, you should rob him of all his belongings ; )
Girl: Thats mean jeezzz. I'm just not cut out for that
Me - 1 min later: Dude. Totally kidding. I actually wanted to start a crime group and you were my number one pick. Couldn't leave you for last with the fat kid that picks his nose ;/
Girl: hahaha well does that number one pick come with perks?
Me: Whose this? I'm kinda a multivitamin slut
Girl: Hahaha Sarah uh duh how many girls do you talk to about vitamin powered goldfish and yankee games LOL
Girl: How embarrassing!!! I thought that the vitamins were just for me
Me: Loll oops :/
Girl: It's okay. Tim left, so now I'm drinking his wine and watching movies
Me: Ooo, how delightful, you should rob him of all his belongings ; )
Girl: Thats mean jeezzz. I'm just not cut out for that
Me - 1 min later: Dude. Totally kidding. I actually wanted to start a crime group and you were my number one pick. Couldn't leave you for last with the fat kid that picks his nose ;/
Girl: hahaha well does that number one pick come with perks?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:19
#1
This is pretty wide open- The
This is pretty wide open- The issue isn't how I can play around with this. Because, well, I don't want to play around with it. I want to get the meet up and fuck this girl. My best opportunity is wihle my friend is gone because she's staying at his place and he's not there.
I need to take this opening and move it towards a meetup. That's my play.
I need to take this opening and move it towards a meetup. That's my play.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:41
#2
lmao- not gonna lie... I
I actually think my text game here was pretty solid.... I kinda fucked up in the beginning. I was on the cruise and she texted me and I was just sorta in the moment and didn't recognize the number... I haven't saved the last like 15 numbers in my phone : / I need to go through and put names to numbers. I've started just using the text convo as an indicator of who it is... but it's becoming a hassal.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:46
#3
As soon as she said tim is
As soon as she said tim is gone she's drinking his wine and watching his movies you should have realized she was inviting you over. Fucking OOPS. Geezez man
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:54
#4
you can easily get a date out
you can easily get a date out of this. chick is all over your dong like a bad case o' herpes. Just keep the fluff going then arrange for the meet. tbh a possible opportunity was when she said shes not cut out for robbing him. maybe you could of said "thats ok, we can do it together i rob people all the time, especially elderly women. bitches have antiques, i love antiques."
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:53
#5
I was in the middle of the
I was in the middle of the Hudson. Logistics were not there.
Aghhhh I can't believe I just typed that out. Yeah...
That's literally the definition of self sabotage right there. I'm the king of that. Like literally, there isn't a single person/thing/place/event that has sabotaged me as much as myself in my life. I dominate shit but then I literally will like take what I dominate and destroy it- just so I can have the fun of rebuilding it again because... "it's a challenge" and "it's exciting"... Like there isn't anything or anyone that has ever been able to stop me at anything... except myself.
I'm done doing it though. I'm sick and tired of that shit. lmao it's a little rediculous.
The good news is that this clearly isn't over.
Aghhhh I can't believe I just typed that out. Yeah...
That's literally the definition of self sabotage right there. I'm the king of that. Like literally, there isn't a single person/thing/place/event that has sabotaged me as much as myself in my life. I dominate shit but then I literally will like take what I dominate and destroy it- just so I can have the fun of rebuilding it again because... "it's a challenge" and "it's exciting"... Like there isn't anything or anyone that has ever been able to stop me at anything... except myself.
I'm done doing it though. I'm sick and tired of that shit. lmao it's a little rediculous.
The good news is that this clearly isn't over.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:21
#6
LMAOI'm not retarded and yet
LMAO
I'm not retarded and yet I am. It's almost like I don't need to post this shit lmao and yet I do. I just go ahead and sabotage it. Literally. I get the angles, for the most part. I get what women think. I get how to shape the conversation. It's a matter of just doing it for fucks sake. I think part of it is that, maybe I don't see the angles like in the moment, but then as soon as it's pointed out, I'm like DURR and feel like I should have recognized it. So yeah, clearly I don't see the angles, which is why I'm here... But yeah... Just frusterating cause I really should have seen this.
I'm not that mad. But I am pretty harsh on myself sometimes and if I were reading this and it was someone else, I'd be like- yo homy, wtf?
I'm not retarded and yet I am. It's almost like I don't need to post this shit lmao and yet I do. I just go ahead and sabotage it. Literally. I get the angles, for the most part. I get what women think. I get how to shape the conversation. It's a matter of just doing it for fucks sake. I think part of it is that, maybe I don't see the angles like in the moment, but then as soon as it's pointed out, I'm like DURR and feel like I should have recognized it. So yeah, clearly I don't see the angles, which is why I'm here... But yeah... Just frusterating cause I really should have seen this.
I'm not that mad. But I am pretty harsh on myself sometimes and if I were reading this and it was someone else, I'd be like- yo homy, wtf?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:08
#7
Why the "lol oops" text? I
Why the "lol oops" text? I actually think its pretty powerful- sortof like the thing a chick may send to seem disinterested or w/e that just drives you nuts. Did you do this intentionally? If not what was your intention behind it?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:27
#8
haha Wasn't thinking
lmao..
haha Wasn't thinking
lmao.. no intentions... was just sayin oops cause I forgot who it was? I mean... right?
lmao.. no intentions... was just sayin oops cause I forgot who it was? I mean... right?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:35
#9
Yeah but i mean if it was me
Yeah but i mean if it was me i would have been like "oh, i better say something else to her too cause she probably wont reply to that"
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:59
#10
Yeah, man. I don't know what
Yeah, man. I don't know what to tell you, wish I could say it's cause I got that swag lmao but nah... I don't know why I said it.
Prob cause I'm black.
Prob cause I'm black.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:15
#11
"um sure. How about you get
"um sure. How about you get first dibs on the loot. Woulda stopped by tonight but was in the middle of the hudson with nothin but the ocean and a view of the empire state building to my name : ) hows bout you hold off on some of that wine till I come over and catch a flick with you tomorrow. "
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:20
#12
Not quite there. The window
Not quite there. The window closed you'll have to open it back up first. Just how it goes mang
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:24
#13
Frusterating.
What's the
Frusterating.
What's the time frame for this window? Can it be excelerated?
She starts work this week with my bud and this kinda stuff is like 12-15 hour work days once it gets going. Would be ideal to somehow get that window open for tomorrow night.
What's the time frame for this window? Can it be excelerated?
She starts work this week with my bud and this kinda stuff is like 12-15 hour work days once it gets going. Would be ideal to somehow get that window open for tomorrow night.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 12:56
#14
buddhagames wrote:Yeah, man.
buddhagames wrote:
Yeah, man. I don't know what to tell you, wish I could say it's cause I got that swag lmao but nah... I don't know why I said it.
Prob cause I'm black.
swag.
You subconsciously knew she was putty in your hands after she double texted and was full of 'haha', it's the same process that has worked time and again for you in the past - girls investing into the convo more than yourself, so naturally you replied with something short and simple cause you know you hold the power.
I think that just about explains it :)
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 13:08
#15
buddhagames wrote:"um sure.
buddhagames wrote:
"um sure. How about you get first dibs on the loot. Woulda stopped by tonight but was in the middle of the hudson with nothin but the ocean and a view of the empire state building to my name : ) hows bout you hold off on some of that wine till I come over and catch a flick with you tomorrow. "
It's a bit too playerish I feel that's probably why she didnt put out for homeboy.. plus she's waiting for you. Make your text a bit less playerish and I think youre good.
Wine and movies sounds really good I would have wanted to join you but- then go into your hudson river line. Leave off the part about her holding off and see what she says.
A chick like this doesnt want to feel like you've assumed too much. If you do, it comes across like you take your opinion of your "smooth game" too seriously. Im pretty damn sure one of the reasons why I do so well over text is Ive cut out "player" vibes from my texting
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 13:54
#16
Yea it seems she is yours
Yea it seems she is yours already. The 'whose this' and 'oops' are hilarious. She must be thinking who doesnt write down a models number. This guy must be rolling in bitches. You dont have to go overboard with the playfull ness and roleplaying since she already wants to meet up. You did such a good job in person that its pretty much set already.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 14:51
#17
i agree with the guys.
A
i agree with the guys.
A player vibe would just kill it, play it cool and understated - this is a type of situation where you've done everything right but now you just have to not fuck up.
A player vibe would just kill it, play it cool and understated - this is a type of situation where you've done everything right but now you just have to not fuck up.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:00
#18
Ford model
Me: Uhm.. sure. Wine and movie sounds really good. I would have wanted to join you but was in the middle of the hudson with nothin but the ocean and a view of the empire state building to my name : )
Girl - 20 mins later: Mmm, do you like cheese? Let's do wine movie and cheese, I can't handle scary movies though, so you better not!
Me: Better not what, punkn? I already have a scaryish movie in mind, but feel free to cover your eyes, I'll tell you when the gory parts are over
Girl - 11 mins later: Noo! ugh, okay but seriously, you better not lie and tell me it's over when it's not. What time are you going to come over?
Me - 2 hrs 38 mins later: I'll come over around seven. i'll grab a bottle of wine, cause I don't want to drink all of Tim's. There's a bodega right next to where you're staying. Grab some cheese and we're all set. i swear to god missy, if you scream too much, I'ma put a muzzle on you ; )
Girl - 29 mins later: hahaha I won't I promise!
Me - 17 hrs 9 mins later: Hey, still on for tonight?
Uhmm.... no response? I actually don't know what happened here. I've been waiting a while to see if she ever responded and it was a no go... i'ma text her again soon and just be like, "Yo btich, wtf happened"... I literally can't explain this. it seemed so perfect. she was down, i was down, everything was right where it should have been. This just makes no logical sense, no emotional sense, it makes zero senses.
Advice? I mean, honestly, we can analyze this as much as we want but something had to have happened, like outside of this interaction.
I texted my boy on monday night to see what's up and he said they were upstate training for the shoot... But that doesn't explain sunday night. i asked him if he nailed her and he said "no... working on it" so i mean, maybe he got home early and worked some magic and she forgot about me... not TOTALLY out of the question.
She's a whore.
Girl - 20 mins later: Mmm, do you like cheese? Let's do wine movie and cheese, I can't handle scary movies though, so you better not!
Me: Better not what, punkn? I already have a scaryish movie in mind, but feel free to cover your eyes, I'll tell you when the gory parts are over
Girl - 11 mins later: Noo! ugh, okay but seriously, you better not lie and tell me it's over when it's not. What time are you going to come over?
Me - 2 hrs 38 mins later: I'll come over around seven. i'll grab a bottle of wine, cause I don't want to drink all of Tim's. There's a bodega right next to where you're staying. Grab some cheese and we're all set. i swear to god missy, if you scream too much, I'ma put a muzzle on you ; )
Girl - 29 mins later: hahaha I won't I promise!
Me - 17 hrs 9 mins later: Hey, still on for tonight?
Uhmm.... no response? I actually don't know what happened here. I've been waiting a while to see if she ever responded and it was a no go... i'ma text her again soon and just be like, "Yo btich, wtf happened"... I literally can't explain this. it seemed so perfect. she was down, i was down, everything was right where it should have been. This just makes no logical sense, no emotional sense, it makes zero senses.
Advice? I mean, honestly, we can analyze this as much as we want but something had to have happened, like outside of this interaction.
I texted my boy on monday night to see what's up and he said they were upstate training for the shoot... But that doesn't explain sunday night. i asked him if he nailed her and he said "no... working on it" so i mean, maybe he got home early and worked some magic and she forgot about me... not TOTALLY out of the question.
She's a whore.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:06
#19
Also- I should have texted
Also- I should have texted her again that day. Shoulda called her. Shoulda drove over and showed up with a bottle of wine without saying anything. I mean it's my buddies place so I can pretty much go over whenever I want
I was just pissed off and went DURRR.. Was like, "Wtvr, doesn't matter"... Uhhmm yeah it does lmao. That's probably where I fucked up.
I was just pissed off and went DURRR.. Was like, "Wtvr, doesn't matter"... Uhhmm yeah it does lmao. That's probably where I fucked up.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:52
#20
Yea you probably should have
Yea you probably should have just showed up and seen what happens. She cant ignore you if your there. I dont get what happened either lol, your text was great even almost had me blushing.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 01:05
#21
I think you know full well
I think you know full well that you should have just showed up there with a bottle of wine and bow on your dick man.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 02:18
#22
yeah.. I'm gonna figure out
yeah.. I'm gonna figure out wtf is going on with this girl. Get back to you when I do.
This is my own shit at work here. Nobody else can dig me out of this but me. I know what I did wrong.
This is my own shit at work here. Nobody else can dig me out of this but me. I know what I did wrong.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 02:25
#23
Hey, still on for tonight? 17
Hey, still on for tonight? 17 hrs later makes me want to cry.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 02:49
#24
If you still had a soul...
If you still had a soul...
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 03:05
#25
Right, always an issue. I
Right, always an issue. I have to steal others' to survive. My text game is born of survival not necessarily a love for women
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 03:17
#26
I'm getting there man. It was
I'm getting there man. It was such a good fucking thread and then BOOOM... I just dropped the ball. I got cocky and thought I was above the process... Life has a way of bringing you back to the principles every time....
lmao @ "survival"
lmao @ "survival"
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:27
#27
im late to the party but
im late to the party but yeah. ive been told her ive jumped on a invitation solicitation a bit too early but you fucked up by not going for it or at least watering the seed she planted. seems like she texted you because she was alone and needed some company. better post your big epiphany and what happens next here. also should've texted her something cutesy and a statement that assumed you were going over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_t10VCGs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DB_t10VCGs
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:24
#28
Yeah, what's with the 17 hr
Yeah, what's with the 17 hr time gap?
Maybe i've misunderstood, but it seems like she's good and ready to be pounded but then you stalled for time and didn't show up - perhaps she took that as a rejection.
Maybe i've misunderstood, but it seems like she's good and ready to be pounded but then you stalled for time and didn't show up - perhaps she took that as a rejection.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:40
#29
OMG... Wait, stop. This is
OMG...
Wait, stop. This is rediculous.
I just didn't show up. hahahahahahahahaha.... no. seriously.
I've been looking at this text for like a week now, so confused. I FUCKED UP.
Like i literally texted her asking her if we were still on.... ON THE WRONG DAY.
FAIL. of EPIC praportions.
Texting her now. This is totally recoverable. Actually, fuck that I'ma call her tomorrow morning. It's like 2 in the am in NY..
GAME ON.
Wait, stop. This is rediculous.
I just didn't show up. hahahahahahahahaha.... no. seriously.
I've been looking at this text for like a week now, so confused. I FUCKED UP.
Like i literally texted her asking her if we were still on.... ON THE WRONG DAY.
FAIL. of EPIC praportions.
Texting her now. This is totally recoverable. Actually, fuck that I'ma call her tomorrow morning. It's like 2 in the am in NY..
GAME ON.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:42
#30
what the actual
what the actual fuck???????????
did you tell her 7 on sunday and then texted her monday about meeting up? either way we must get to the bottom of this. and by "this" i mean her vagina
did you tell her 7 on sunday and then texted her monday about meeting up? either way we must get to the bottom of this. and by "this" i mean her vagina
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:50
#31
Yes. That's exactly what
Yes. That's exactly what happened.
I was sitting there, waiting for a response and never got it. lol she's sitting there waiting and I never show up.
I text my bud cause I never got a response from her lolll..
Fuckkk she's def. not going to be in new york when I get back. This is balls.
She's going back to school... this is gay.
I was sitting there, waiting for a response and never got it. lol she's sitting there waiting and I never show up.
I text my bud cause I never got a response from her lolll..
Fuckkk she's def. not going to be in new york when I get back. This is balls.
She's going back to school... this is gay.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:52
#32
lol so i was right then, she
lol so i was right then, she must've felt like she got blown off.
No prob, rinse and repeat like before my friend
edit - oh shit haaa, ah well, next time
No prob, rinse and repeat like before my friend
edit - oh shit haaa, ah well, next time
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:52
#33
buddhagames wrote:Yes. That's
buddhagames wrote:
Yes. That's exactly what happened.
I was sitting there, waiting for a response and never got it. lol she's sitting there waiting and I never show up.
I text my bud cause I never got a response from her lolll..
idiot! dont you see. your clearly gay since you dont want to fuck her. your sub conscious is performing self sabotage to protect your ego from finding out your gay if you ever met up with that girl. you know shes hot which is why your texting her.. to validate your ego of being a straight guy who attracts hot girls.
hahahah i better see a sweet fr in the next few days with this one
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:56
#34
Yeahh... I def. just looked
Yeahh... I def. just looked at my log and I had texted my buddy on the 15th.. which is tuesday... Yeahhh I just had everything fucked up.
Even though she won't be in New York, I'm going to call her and explain shit. She'll be back.
Are you fucking serious. Literally this whole time I was so fucking confused.
Even though she won't be in New York, I'm going to call her and explain shit. She'll be back.
Are you fucking serious. Literally this whole time I was so fucking confused.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:24
#35
Guys a question: do you think
Guys a question: do you think this is homosexual ego protection?
As they say on RSDn.. he's not putting his personality on the line.. because his personality is actually gay??
I've heard of stuff like this happening before. A guy leaves an entire side of his personality SO REPRESSED.. he blacks out and doesn't remember an entire day of high heels wearin' and strutting the boulevard wearing lipstick with his dick tucked in.
Could explain what happened here. Thoughts..?
As they say on RSDn.. he's not putting his personality on the line.. because his personality is actually gay??
I've heard of stuff like this happening before. A guy leaves an entire side of his personality SO REPRESSED.. he blacks out and doesn't remember an entire day of high heels wearin' and strutting the boulevard wearing lipstick with his dick tucked in.
Could explain what happened here. Thoughts..?
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:32
#36
hahhaha... yeah.
I deserve
hahhaha... yeah.
I deserve this folks. Let it rain.
Actually, true story... For holloween once, I dressed up as a girl. My friend gave me her high heels and I wore like a tucked in shirt britney spears style and a wig. If anything, this shit isn't even repressed fellas.
I've said it before folks, I'm the sloppiest girl at the party. Manwhore- next time we head out- hold my purse? I know you like that stuff, anyway :b
I deserve this folks. Let it rain.
Actually, true story... For holloween once, I dressed up as a girl. My friend gave me her high heels and I wore like a tucked in shirt britney spears style and a wig. If anything, this shit isn't even repressed fellas.
I've said it before folks, I'm the sloppiest girl at the party. Manwhore- next time we head out- hold my purse? I know you like that stuff, anyway :b
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:41
#37
Absolutely I think we should
Absolutely I think we should all get together one night and dress up as women. Holy SHIT that would be hilarious. I'll take some medium-sized ta ta's and a clutch with a fucking GUN in it.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:00
#38
Cross dressing bootcamp? Oh
Cross dressing bootcamp? Oh wow... when I take a bootcamp with you can we actually do this?
You can have your medium sized cups and clutch. I'll have my pumps and maybe even get a fake tramp stamp- but I'm stealing your gun idea, that's GOLD.. Oh gawd.
lmao... I'd have to take it all off to fuck though... something REALLY weird bout sexin a girl while in costume like that : /
You can have your medium sized cups and clutch. I'll have my pumps and maybe even get a fake tramp stamp- but I'm stealing your gun idea, that's GOLD.. Oh gawd.
lmao... I'd have to take it all off to fuck though... something REALLY weird bout sexin a girl while in costume like that : /
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:00
#39
Ya sure, great timing.
Ya sure, great timing. Actually yes one night of bootcamp should always be reserved for some serious fucking peacocking. Mystery thinks he invented that shit. Hellz to the motherfuckin' no. I did.
Oh gawd.. if you guys could see some of the retarded shit I've done in the name of love.
Oh gawd.. if you guys could see some of the retarded shit I've done in the name of love.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:06
#40
lmao
That clown made it weird
lmao
That clown made it weird because he didn't peacock hard enough.
hahaha seriously though, I'd have so much fun peacocking on a night of bootcamp with some other students and the teacher... talk about self amusing, jesus. That would be amazing.
lmao- show up at like lavo in a full-on girl costume. I wonder if they'd let a group like that in... could go either way. We'd have to just totally own it like nobodies business.
That clown made it weird because he didn't peacock hard enough.
hahaha seriously though, I'd have so much fun peacocking on a night of bootcamp with some other students and the teacher... talk about self amusing, jesus. That would be amazing.
lmao- show up at like lavo in a full-on girl costume. I wonder if they'd let a group like that in... could go either way. We'd have to just totally own it like nobodies business.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:14
#41
Dressing up as girls? I'd
Dressing up as girls? I'd probably get scared i'd become clingy.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:17
#42
hahhahaha!
+ 1. That made me
hahhahaha!
+ 1. That made me laugh out loud.
+ 1. That made me laugh out loud.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:24
#43
PepsiMax wrote:Dressing up as
PepsiMax wrote:
Dressing up as girls? I'd probably get scared i'd become clingy.
LMAO!
Think I woke my neighbor
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:33
#44
LOL cross-dressing bootcamp
I
LOL cross-dressing bootcamp
I think i'm gonna suggest this idea as the next Simple Pickup video :D
I think i'm gonna suggest this idea as the next Simple Pickup video :D
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:39
#45
Andre wrote:LOL
Andre wrote:
LOL cross-dressing bootcamp
I think i'm gonna suggest this idea as the next Simple Pickup video :D
What's your association with simple pickup?
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:51
#46
Manwhore wrote:Andre
Manwhore wrote:
Andre wrote:LOL cross-dressing bootcamp
I think i'm gonna suggest this idea as the next Simple Pickup video :D
What's your association with simple pickup?
I'm a fan.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 14:37
#47
lol ive actually wanted to
lol ive actually wanted to strut around in heels for a while now guys
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:04
#48
kris wrote:lol ive actually
kris wrote:
lol ive actually wanted to strut around in heels for a while now guys
You know what I wanna do?... You know what I wanna do?... STRUT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkEiplH59uk
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 18:20
#49
lmao we should actually do
lmao we should actually do it, record all of us out together having a ball and use that song as the backing track.
Wed, 06/12/2013 - 00:56
#50
Some more text training.
Some more text training.