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FR: Tinder girl, BJ in my mom's minivan -- Aunt Flo no go

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This girl is a tall sexy bartender and total ballbreaker. The kind of girl I used to judge because they wouldn't fuck me. She has to put up with drunk dipshits hitting on her all night long so she had her defenses on high alert last night.

In the beginning I was warm but standoffish at times and never gave her my full attention. We met up at a sports bar to watch MNF. I alternated between paying attention to the game and her.

She did several things early on to try to take the lead but I just ignored her and did what I wanted to do. She tried breaking my balls too, but after a few solid comebacks in a row she stopped.

She became super friendly and interesting after she warmed up to me.

I escalated in the way that's become my pattern: touch her arms and shoulders, poke her a bit, demand to see the whole tattoo if there's some peeking out, strong eye contact, some "triangulation", hand on thigh, move it around, see how warm she is by where she's ok with my hand.

Stand up and move her somewhere. Manhandle her while walking--pick her up, wrap her up and walk behind her, spin her around, etc.

Kiss

My hands up her shirt or down her pants. Pull her tits out. Put her hand on my cock.

Get somewhere where we can fuck. Pull my cock out. Put her hand on it. Finger her a bit. Push her head down (if in the car).

She pulled my hand away the first 6 times I tried to shove it down her pants, but the 7th time I felt the familiar string and knew.

So I had her naked in the minivan sucking my cock alternating with me fingering her, pulling her hair, and putting my hand around her throat.

Made her suck her juices off of my fingers.

I couldn't cum so I just ended it there and she went back to her car and we drove back to our respective houses.

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The biggest change I made the

The biggest change I made the last two dates was a IDGAF attitude so no more "first-date" fakeness putting on my best face, but rather expressing myself freely and not holding back. No more "but do you LIKE me?"

Jon talks about this in an article.

Im embracing being the scumbag who lives with his parents, and its filtering me out from being considered as a serious boyfriend so the girls can relax and have fun with me and my dick

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Archangel wrote:The biggest

Archangel wrote:
The biggest change I made the last two dates was a IDGAF attitude so no more "first-date" fakeness putting on my best face, but rather expressing myself freely and not holding back. No more "but do you LIKE me?" Jon talks about this in an article. I'm embracing being the scumbag who lives with his parents, and its filtering me out from being considered as a serious boyfriend so the girls can relax and have fun with me and my dick

So the girl from Saturday night (who I fucked, not the Tinder bartender) told me she wants to "keep it casual" and that we have "great chemistry" and I'm "fun" but we don't "share the same values."  Great success!

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Went to the bartender's house

Went to the bartender's house today.  Smoked a bowl.  Went downstairs to "watch a movie."  The end.  FR now LR.

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Got a boner. 

Got a boner. 

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Fuck.. I got a boner too : /

Fuck.. I got a boner too : / #srs

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Had to drop this one. We

Had to drop this one. We made plans to carve pumpkins. Last night I picked up pumpkins on my dinner break, and she made a big deal about cooking me some good food. I was bringing the pumpkins and she was cooking food and getting carving tools.

I show up at her house and shes not there. Call her and she says shes on her way coming from the local bar. She shows up tipsy. No groceries or even takeout and no carving tools.

She tripped over one of the pumpkins and almost went over the side of her porch.

We fucked and then I had her take me to find food. She was tryna cause drama the whole time. We went back to her house and she was still being annoyed.
Carved the pumpkins, drank wine, boned again, then curled up to watch a movie.

I felt weird. Left.

I got an apology text from her on the drive home.

This morning I sent her a "I don't see this going anywhere text." Too bad that she doesn't know how to act right because the chemistry was amazing.

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Maybe she got feelings for

Maybe she got feelings for you and tested you to see if you'd stick around, in more ways than one ;-)