French Girl Who Said I Was An Asshole, Liar, Douchebag, Player yet Amazing
So last Saturday I was out for my buddy's birthday and I ended up pulling this cute mexican chick to his office for the afterparty and fucking her on a desk in some random side room lol.
Anyways before I met the Mexican girl, I hit on this cute French girl at the place we were at(which was crawling with tons of cute international girls). I go in pretty strong, blame her for the snow, lots of physicality, move her a bit by telling her she was blocking the way. Her friend was being hit on by this dude who left, so I lead both of them to my group of friends.
Started dancing with her a bit. And her friend is talking to my friend. She says some shit like "I can't leave her alone" etc. I thought she was hinting at that we should leave together so I tell her its all good, her friends an adult woman and my friend is chill.
Anyways, her and her friend go to the bathroom. I see them later grabbing their coats so I go up to my girl and I'm basically telling her she should come with me to the afterparty. At some point she starts saying she can't trust me, I'm a player, blahbhabh. I agree and amplify. her friend is alone and my wings are nowwhere around.
Anyways they're deadset on going home, so I tell her I'm going to grab her number. Her friend comes up and grabs her and is like "NO, we're leaving now". I balls up and I just say "YOOO, chill out. Give us a minute". The Yo part was really fucking loud lol and her friend just fucked off outside.
I get her number, and then I walk her outside. And she just keeps going on with the whole "I'm a player, douchebag, sleep with lots of girls" stuff lol. I tell her I like that she calls me out on it. But she won't get off the track about that, yet she's still standing there while her friend's waiting talking to me. There were literally a million cabs there so I knew it was still on cause she was freezing her ass off. At some point she also says I'm dishonest. She also says I"m "amazing" and really cool. LOL. All my eforts to pull weren't working tho, she was commited to going with her friend, I tried to walk her towards a cab but that didn't work either.
Alright so there's a certain point I feel like I fucked up. She asks why I want to pull to the afterparty, and I tell her so we can grab a chill drink and hang out. She sarcastically says "yeah and play monopoly". And she asks what I really want to do. I didn't really say anything just looked into her eyes. I feel I could have handled that part way better by making out with her.
She thought I was wasted as well, even though I was dead sober(doing a no drinking challenge April, only exceptions being dates and pulls).
Also, my girl friend fucks up by accidently mentioning my real age to the girl, when I had been "26" the whole time. So she did catch me on that one lie lol. Her and her friend go home in their cab after.
Anyways here's the text convo-
Me - 19 hrs 1 min later: Hows the hangover treating you haha
French Girl - 56 mins later: Actually it wasn't that bad, i managed to survive! How about you?
Me - 20 mins later: I'm fine I didnt drunk a ton last night :p. How are ya spending this fine Sunday
French Girl - 28 mins later: Lied to someone else about your age today?
French Girl: I went to the gym to cure the hangover, and I am very proud to say I didn't puke on the treadmill. Pretty big success right here! ����
Then I realized that the walking dead wasn't on tv tonight and my world collapsed. So we decided to chill with my roommate instead!
What did you do?
Me - 17 mins later: Caught up some work and cooked some bomb potatoes and sausage that I already finished.
Me: Good work on the gym, that's always the best hangover cure
Me - 2 mins later: What's your week looking like? Any crazy political conspiracies planned lmao
Me - 4 days 1 hr later: Pfft fine no Ice cream for ya
French Girl - 14 hrs 57 mins later: Haha *oops* sorry!! I've been so busy this week, it's been crazy!
My parents are visiting from France in a few days (yaay), and it's also my roommate's birthday (yaay again), so I had a bunch of things to organize
How are you? How was your week?
Me - 2 hrs 8 mins later: Solid week got a lot of work done and now its the weekend so I'm going to get into some misadventures ;). You might have to bail me out haha
Thoughts?
So you met a girl at his bday party and fucked her in his office? Yes!!
Great job on tihs as well, loved how you handled the cockblock ;). And yes of COURSE you should have grabbed her and made out with her holy hell why didn't you?
Has she texted you back since? You got any social activities coming up?
So you met a girl at his bday party and fucked her in his office? Yes!!Great job on tihs as well, loved how you handled the cockblock ;). And yes of COURSE you should have grabbed her and made out with her holy hell why didn't you?
Has she texted you back since? You got any social activities coming up?
The French girl did text me back later. Not sure about social activities coming up, I'm trying to make the social dinner happen if I can find a place to host it. I'm going to try getting her out for a drink later this week.
Con'd from the last text I sent.
Me - 2 hrs 8 mins later: Solid week got a lot of work done and now its the weekend so I'm going to get into some misadventures ;). You might have to bail me out haha
8 hours later French Girl: You know you can count on me! Are you in jail yet?
Me - 17 mins later: Not yet but the nights not done ;). What are ya upto I'm at *Nightclub*
French Girl - 10 mins later: I'm leaving *another nightclub*, time to go home for me!
Me - 1 min later: Haha I'm gonna get food wanna join?
French Girl - 2 mins later: Oh thank you, but I'm going to stay with my roommate and go home. It's her birthday :)
Me - 1 min later: Sweet have a gnight and try not to kidnap any leprauchans
Shash where's the "dick" in all this? Where's the fucking flirty allure. It sounds like she's talking to Siri right now