friend zoned
Sat, 12/01/2012 - 03:31
Basically met this girl outside a club who was shit faced and alone. gave her a ride to my place but couldnt bring myself to fuck her.
she was way tooo drunk, puking...and i wasnt that ruthless sadly
Girl: Lol! Make me pancakes?
Me - 2 hrs 53 mins later: Ya u remembered! Hope ur feeling better
Girl - 10 mins later: Thank you SO much for everything last night. I owe you for sure. I'd say I owe you a drink but that may be inappropriate given the situation.
Me - 39 mins later: Yes, inappropriate..since we agreed on blueberry pancakes last night :)
Girl: Haha, deal!
Me - 3 days 4 hrs later: This salad would be way better if it was pancakes lol.. whats up?
Girl - 3 hrs 46 mins later: Haha, but salad is healthier! Not much, how are you?
Me - 15 hrs 2 mins later: omg almost Thanksgiving! I assume no drinks for you then? Lol
Girl - 3 mins later: Ha, no fucking way
Me - 16 mins later: boo. At least some butterbeer! Will you be in Davis?
Girl: No, I'm going down to Santa Cruz to visit my fam. You?
Me - 3 mins later: Atlanta. Already here..nice weather unlike NorCal. Idk about scruz tho :/
Girl: Sweet! Yeah, it's pretty rainy here, but I love it.
Me - 2 days 4 hrs later: Happy Thanksgiving. You're gonna get stuffed!
Girl - 5 hrs 59 mins later: Ha already stuffed. Ate sooo much
Girl - 4 mins later: Happy thanksgiving to you too! Well, it's probably not thanksgiving in Atlanta anymore... but belated
Me - 12 hrs 13 mins later: Still Thanksgiving..in my tummy lol. Too stuffed, may have to look into liposuction..
Girl - 11 mins later: Haha sign of a successful Thanksgivinf!
Girl: *thanksgiving
Me - 4 hrs 30 mins later: Yes..and drunk relatives making bad turkey jokes. Gotta love the fam -_-
Girl - 1 min later: As bad as this sounds, I don't remember your actual name. You put yourself in here as MakeMePancakes, and I keep forgetting to ask. Lol
Me - 9 mins later: Ouch...Lol it's Mark. Omg almost forgot about pancakes. I think an iHop adventure is in order, table for two Haha
Girl: What is your last name?
Girl - 1 min later: I'm sorry. That was such a bad night for me. Completely opposite of how I normally am.
Girl - 1 min later: I don't remember a lot of it, except my "friend" Chris is an asshole who left me to go bang some random chick. Needless to say we are never hanging out again.
Me - 8 mins later: Sounds like a wild night. At least you made it home :)
Girl - 4 mins later: Lol, wild is one way to describe it. Thanks again, btw
Me - 18 mins later: Hmm how do you spell your name? Pretty sure it's not Shailah
Girl - 33 mins later: Ha, that's actually pretty close! My official name is Shahla, but I go by Shally most times.
Me - 6 days 20 hrs later: Shally! Happy Friday! Only 3 more Fridays 'til the world ends :)
Girl - 25 mins later: I thought it was supposed to end on the new year? Dang, guess I'm out of the loop.
Me - 1 hr 39 mins later: Ya.. my emergency kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save
Girl - 5 mins later: Hahahahahaha noice
Girl - 5 mins later: I like your logic
Me - 24 mins later: Haha no rain! ..so far. Got any interesting wknd plans?
Girl: Not yet. May be going out tonight, but not sure. You?
Me - 15 mins later: Definitely going out...hope this dark cloud stops following me around
Girl: Ha, for sure.
Me - 1 hr 10 mins later: I believe I should like to hang soon. But maybe grabbing drinks wouldnt be the brightest idea.. Hmm lol
Girl - 1 min later: I believe that would be fun! Maybe drinks aren't the best idea. Just an FYI though, I am kind of seeing someone. I'm totally down to be friends though. I still gotta make you some blueberry pancakes, lol
Girl: Friends make friends pancakes :P
she was way tooo drunk, puking...and i wasnt that ruthless sadly
Girl: Lol! Make me pancakes?
Me - 2 hrs 53 mins later: Ya u remembered! Hope ur feeling better
Girl - 10 mins later: Thank you SO much for everything last night. I owe you for sure. I'd say I owe you a drink but that may be inappropriate given the situation.
Me - 39 mins later: Yes, inappropriate..since we agreed on blueberry pancakes last night :)
Girl: Haha, deal!
Me - 3 days 4 hrs later: This salad would be way better if it was pancakes lol.. whats up?
Girl - 3 hrs 46 mins later: Haha, but salad is healthier! Not much, how are you?
Me - 15 hrs 2 mins later: omg almost Thanksgiving! I assume no drinks for you then? Lol
Girl - 3 mins later: Ha, no fucking way
Me - 16 mins later: boo. At least some butterbeer! Will you be in Davis?
Girl: No, I'm going down to Santa Cruz to visit my fam. You?
Me - 3 mins later: Atlanta. Already here..nice weather unlike NorCal. Idk about scruz tho :/
Girl: Sweet! Yeah, it's pretty rainy here, but I love it.
Me - 2 days 4 hrs later: Happy Thanksgiving. You're gonna get stuffed!
Girl - 5 hrs 59 mins later: Ha already stuffed. Ate sooo much
Girl - 4 mins later: Happy thanksgiving to you too! Well, it's probably not thanksgiving in Atlanta anymore... but belated
Me - 12 hrs 13 mins later: Still Thanksgiving..in my tummy lol. Too stuffed, may have to look into liposuction..
Girl - 11 mins later: Haha sign of a successful Thanksgivinf!
Girl: *thanksgiving
Me - 4 hrs 30 mins later: Yes..and drunk relatives making bad turkey jokes. Gotta love the fam -_-
Girl - 1 min later: As bad as this sounds, I don't remember your actual name. You put yourself in here as MakeMePancakes, and I keep forgetting to ask. Lol
Me - 9 mins later: Ouch...Lol it's Mark. Omg almost forgot about pancakes. I think an iHop adventure is in order, table for two Haha
Girl: What is your last name?
Girl - 1 min later: I'm sorry. That was such a bad night for me. Completely opposite of how I normally am.
Girl - 1 min later: I don't remember a lot of it, except my "friend" Chris is an asshole who left me to go bang some random chick. Needless to say we are never hanging out again.
Me - 8 mins later: Sounds like a wild night. At least you made it home :)
Girl - 4 mins later: Lol, wild is one way to describe it. Thanks again, btw
Me - 18 mins later: Hmm how do you spell your name? Pretty sure it's not Shailah
Girl - 33 mins later: Ha, that's actually pretty close! My official name is Shahla, but I go by Shally most times.
Me - 6 days 20 hrs later: Shally! Happy Friday! Only 3 more Fridays 'til the world ends :)
Girl - 25 mins later: I thought it was supposed to end on the new year? Dang, guess I'm out of the loop.
Me - 1 hr 39 mins later: Ya.. my emergency kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save
Girl - 5 mins later: Hahahahahaha noice
Girl - 5 mins later: I like your logic
Me - 24 mins later: Haha no rain! ..so far. Got any interesting wknd plans?
Girl: Not yet. May be going out tonight, but not sure. You?
Me - 15 mins later: Definitely going out...hope this dark cloud stops following me around
Girl: Ha, for sure.
Me - 1 hr 10 mins later: I believe I should like to hang soon. But maybe grabbing drinks wouldnt be the brightest idea.. Hmm lol
Girl - 1 min later: I believe that would be fun! Maybe drinks aren't the best idea. Just an FYI though, I am kind of seeing someone. I'm totally down to be friends though. I still gotta make you some blueberry pancakes, lol
Girl: Friends make friends pancakes :P
Sat, 12/01/2012 - 03:33
#1
Re: friend zoned
@CyberShot:
epically friend zoned. what should i shoot her and blow over it?
epically friend zoned. what should i shoot her and blow over it?
Sat, 12/01/2012 - 03:49
#2
Re: friend zoned
Whoa mang, first of all.. I don't bang girls that are drunk, or puking for that matter. Good call on that. I'm not going to bang some girl that's that compromised. Don't need to and don't want to.
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Sat, 12/01/2012 - 04:17
#3
Re: friend zoned
@Manwhore:
Ya..wasnt down for that either. good thing is she's sober now and really warm and receptive to txt. but still not sure how to proceed
Ya..wasnt down for that either. good thing is she's sober now and really warm and receptive to txt. but still not sure how to proceed
Sat, 12/01/2012 - 04:31
#4
Re: friend zoned
I don't necessarily think you got friend-zoned at all. She probably is just seeing someone and wanted to let you know. Ignore, go on the date, escalate, WIN.
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 12/01/2012 - 04:32
#5
Re: friend zoned
Your text game was solid.
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- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sat, 12/01/2012 - 05:08
#6
Re: friend zoned
@Manwhore:
thanks bruh
thanks bruh