Funniest Shit I've Seen From Rsd

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 02:04

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Fucking GENIUS caption he made for it.

Austen Samyn Field report: met this girl when I went to Busker Fest withGabriel Lietz (who is a badass btw). I stopped her as she walked by, then explored the festival with her and her friends, building rapport and spending time (time is your ally), not trying to be overly gamey and just enjoying their company.

I number closed and went to some model event after.

Met up with girl after her work and took her to an island on the ferry (easy to sneak through and not pay). Got food, chilled on a bench next to the epic view of downtown Toronto from across the water, got ice cream, enjoyed the music, then walked around and made her work for each kiss I gave her.

Pulled her to a picnic table on the disc golf course (away from people's view) and began escalating. She tells me she's a virgin and has never made a guy cum, but watches a lot of porn.

I pull out the lube in my bag and talk dirty to her with intense eye contact as she gives me a handjob. I cum all over her face. [text below]

Find an awesome photographer who takes pictures of us for free during the sunset. We leave the island and kiss goodbye. We both tell each other we want to see each other again.

~Week later. I find out her school is by my apartment, so I arrange a meetup. Pull her straight to my place during my lunch break to put some funny videos on; we laugh. Put sexy music on, deal with marginal resistance, and then... A gentleman never remembers. lol jk, we fucked the hell out of each other and I walked her out with a smile on her face.

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:17

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HAHAHAHAHA beautiful

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:27

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If this guy makes it over to

If this guy makes it over to Summit next year I will personally print this out and frame it and present it to him. It's quite simply the most impressive piece of real life trollololing I've ever seen

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:28

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Patrick.Bateman that is the

Patrick.Bateman that is the best Magnum stare yet. Zoolander would be jealous. Oh my gawd

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:30

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I love how he flipped it from

I love how he flipped it from no details to straight up pimp/troll in a matter of seconds hahaha

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 10:55

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Yeh but forget that look at

Yeh but forget that look at the caption, and the look on his face as he's standing next to a naked chick. Unfuckingbelievable. Someone should give this kid a job

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Fri, 09/05/2014 - 17:27

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Hahahaha I know I had a good

Hahahaha I know I had a good stare at dat ass

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