This is THE funniest text convo I have ever had. Period. Holy Shit
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 20:57
Okay, so I'm with my roommates, the same guys I went out with on Wednesday to PHD and I texted this blondie who I made out with and I started to show them the texts and after her initial couple responses and subsequently realizing that she is ACTUALLY the dumbest individual alive, we decided to fuck with her a little.
The following text convo ensued.
Slightly annoyed with myself for not taking it further
Me: Hey beb, the pictures turned out great but you really needed to take a few more ; b
Girl - 23 hrs 14 mins later: Hey lady! Safe flight and let me know if u come back b4 going home
Me - 1 min later: Lmfao let me remind you (Sent her a picture of me on the right and my buddy on the left)
Girl - 3 mins later: Ew that guy wouldnt leave me alone
Girl: I finally got free of him once my friend came
Me - 1 min later: Haha omg you'll never believe this! I gave the guy on the left a blow job in the bathroom
Girl: No u didnt!!!
Girl: Ahaha really?
Me: They were funny! Shut up you can't tell anyone
Girl: I wont!
Girl: Love it!
Girl: So crazy:)
Me: You should call the blonde he was hilarious. A little drunk but cute!
Me: I'm only in new York once! ; )
Girl: Ahsh nope
Girl: ;)
Me - 4 mins later: Haha okay I'm just fuckin with you this IS the Blondie on the right
The following text convo ensued.
Slightly annoyed with myself for not taking it further
Me: Hey beb, the pictures turned out great but you really needed to take a few more ; b
Girl - 23 hrs 14 mins later: Hey lady! Safe flight and let me know if u come back b4 going home
Me - 1 min later: Lmfao let me remind you (Sent her a picture of me on the right and my buddy on the left)
Girl - 3 mins later: Ew that guy wouldnt leave me alone
Girl: I finally got free of him once my friend came
Me - 1 min later: Haha omg you'll never believe this! I gave the guy on the left a blow job in the bathroom
Girl: No u didnt!!!
Girl: Ahaha really?
Me: They were funny! Shut up you can't tell anyone
Girl: I wont!
Girl: Love it!
Girl: So crazy:)
Me: You should call the blonde he was hilarious. A little drunk but cute!
Me: I'm only in new York once! ; )
Girl: Ahsh nope
Girl: ;)
Me - 4 mins later: Haha okay I'm just fuckin with you this IS the Blondie on the right
Fri, 10/19/2012 - 21:59
#1
DOOD! Why did you ruin it!
DOOD! Why did you ruin it! lol. Oh gawd you could have done so much with this...
"Girl some guy told me my vagina was sideways. Can I see yours to compare?"
Use your wicked and illicit imagination here, buddy!
"Girl some guy told me my vagina was sideways. Can I see yours to compare?"
Use your wicked and illicit imagination here, buddy!
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Fri, 10/19/2012 - 22:17
#2
Re: DOOD! Why did you ruin it!
@Manwhore:
GOD... I know man... I know
I fucked up.
GOD... I know man... I know
I fucked up.