Funny Tinder Convo
Her: Hey :)
Me: I'd lightly grab you by the hip if we were in person right now but we are not so...how is yer night. I've got my room cleaner than its been in a year yeee.
Her: Maybe you can help ;0
Me: Pff hell no my room cleaning services are for me only.
Did I fuck that up? I thought it was a good response
Be like, "Ok fine but you need to at least be throwing $1s at me like a stripper"