Get laid

Honestly I would just make some ridiculous shit up. I've actually gotten laid this exact way before. Was preaching to this stripper about how to raise a son. I banged her that night, couple weeks later I banged her and her friend 

Me: well you'll have to book a seminar. good thing is you got warranty. if you're not satisfied with my services you ain't payin shit

Her - 2 hours later: warranty sounds good. how much if i'm satisfied?

Me - 20 mins later: we'll see. maybe you'll get a discount. ;) what's your schedule like this week

Her 1h later: my plan for the week? nothing! thaha.. i aint got no worries. will be relaxin the next few days. i'm free till sunday..

Me - 15 min later: you're almost relaxin as hard as i am. what's with thursday night

Her -10 min later: too bad my relaxed life will end soon *uggh* no idea what I'll do thursday night. still clueless

Me - 5min later: ok so we chill on thursday. xxx or xxx? why will your relaxin end soon? are you starting your training with the KGB

after almost a day no respone.

I tought this  was alright. going for the meetup casually and shit, multi tasking topics. but maybe came of too needy? dunno

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Hmm this is really bizarre man but you had a very strange very obscure fuck up here. I think..

Did you say "We chill on Thursday" today (being Tuesday)? Sometimes guys post things late and I can't make assumptions. 

Unless my sequence of events is off..

She was basically saying, "Come hang out with me right now or later right now.. I'm fucking available I'm putting it out there." And you ignored that and went for two days from now.. that's like.. not what a girl wants to hear right then. Sure a lot of guys slow play these things.. but in this particular case I'm very sure she wanted a meetup on the spot and you lollygagged and made her think you weren't really attracted. 

i know, it was quite obvious that she was going for an meet up ASAP. but i knew that night wouldn't work out for me.

so she actually responded and I'm going for the meetup.

Her: where i work it's worse than in the KGB. we could hang out in xxx, too, if you want. xxx is boring me anyway

Me - 5hrs later : ok cool. 8pm in front of central station? worse than the KGB.. you gotta be an astronaut

Seems solid actually. If she ain't flaky I should have a lot of fun tomorrow night. I will continue that playful chit chat until the date, it fits the timeframe and should take care of potential meetup anxiety on her part.

Ok met up with her.

Long story short. Straight up 10. Unreal the looks we got by dudes and girls alike. She ended up sleeping at my place. Sucked my cock dry (balls included) and swallowed it like a champ. Unfortunately she was on her period. Which frustrated her more than me lol. Still, obviously I want the whole honey pot. 

I guess I will write up a brief Lay Report  of what was going since it's a product of this thread. 

So what I actually was wondering what you guys think about re-engagement timing. I was thinking sometime today. But don't wanna come off too needy. I didn't say anything like "You'll hear from me" or so because I don't want to be that available yet. On the other hand I want her to know that another shot at sex is  still on the table and don't want the whole thing to cool off too much. After all this girl has plenty of options.

Also I want to try something different than "I'm pregnant with your child" this time, even tough that is the best re-engagement line known to mankind.

Give her a call some time today and chat her up. Seems to work the best 

Hmm, is this the best way (usually) to keep up 'relations' after a new lay?

Like; say she fucked like a trooper (and you would like repeats), would you give her that validation over txt/phone the next day saying "damn girl, haven't cum that hard in a while"(or something), or is that best just left for when you 'sexting'.

Naw you don't necessarily start talking dirty, unless it just happens naturally. You should really just be having a casual conversation talking about stuff. Kinda calmed down a bit

Well, I probably blew it anyway. My impatience is killing me. Instead of chilling and coming up with something of value I texted her she snores LMAO. But In that moment I figured it's better to keep it simple and stupid and just expect something good to happen than being inside my head desperately trying to come up with something witty.

I mean it's not lost but it's pretty wacky lol. Kinda funny though.

This brings me to another thing I've been confused about.

This girl  was pretty cuddly.  Even right after she blew me and we went to sleep. It didn't feel as much as a mindless fuck or BJ, rather it reminded me of sleeping with my ex girlfriend. It's Something that always confused me about one night stands/first nighters. Often I used to just cut that stuff out completely so it's clear this is just sex. As cold as it might be. Maybe it's just me being inside my head but when I feel so cherishy after sex or whatever, sometimes I wonder if I miss somethig and there might be actually more than just a mutual lust for sex. Obviously I know that cuddling after action doesn't automatically mean feelings are involved but this was one of this nights where it really made me think. It's not the first time I cuddle with a random girl after sex but it in this particular case it felt really relationship-ish. There was this unspoken "harmony "almost. But maybe that's just in my head.

So one of my initial toughts when thinking about contacting here was texting something short and sweet like "Was nice beb. See you soon" However, that cuddling part, which I , to be honest, enjoyed a lot, brought me to the conclusion I shouldn be so nice and available, at least not yet. She shouldn't get any wrong ideas. This train of thought might've been complete bullshit because in someway it's not acting trough my intensions. On the other hand sometimes we tend to be undisciplined and too chody about this stuff.

Experiences with that particular kind of thing anyone?

I hate it if shit feels so complex. Because I know it isn't. I feel like I'm not in touch with my emotions sometimes. Ok getting really philosphical here, good night, lol.

So yes, like I said, you should have called her

You texted her that she snored? LOL

LMAO yes.

OK, I said I would write up a short report. So here we go.

I told her to meet me at Central Station at 9 pm. She has a 1 hour drive. Somehow I manage to be on time. She comes out of the station and fuck. This chick is hot. What I remembered to be close to a 10 was now definitely a 10. I hardly rate chicks a 10. But it doesn't matter at the end of the day she's just another chick like they all are.

I get out, give her a lil hug and kiss left and right. Let her get in the beamer which I obviously parked right in front of the building where it's not supposed to be.

Right from the get go I was very chill and playful. There was not a secon of awkwardness even tough we're practically strangers and before only spent a total time of 5 min and like 8 texts together.

I find this to be quite important for further escalation down the line. I think details like this make the difference when it comes to LMR, etc. Obviously there is nothing you can "do" about this. You just have to be that way. On that 10 min ride to my place, we just small talk a little, make her laugh and actually ask her about stuff like what she does, and so on.

I park the car in the garage and we're now in front of my place already. I don't intend to go up yet but this also one of this little key points that will make things easier down the line. She now "knows" the place. I'm a lucky guy because I live 5 min from one of the major spots when it comes to going out and drinking. Tons of bars and tons of people there usually.

On the way I already start to physically escaIate. Subtle, playful stuff. Like clawing her, pushing her when I bust her balls, etc. However, I have to admit that my physicality was not on point in the beginning. It lacked that 110% belief. It would change later in the night but I take that very seriously and little things like that can fuck you up totally.

Now let me tell you one thing. Walking around with this chick was unreal. This girl is soo hot, she was the hottest thing anyone would see that night. Period. We had an aura. Everybody was staring. Guys and chicks. Guys hating me because they couldn't be with her, girls hating her because they couldn't be like her. I could get used to this lol.

I Take her to the first bar and it's still pretty emtpy. I yell "2 vodka red bull" and we get to our seats. 

She asks "Oh, Are you drinking?" I tell her "Of course".

This is key! At this point she pretty much realizes that me driving is off the table. She's staying with me tonight. Any uncertainty if it's going down or no is now erased.

So we continue our tour and hit like 3 more bars or so.  I always lead her. You actually had to physically lead her. Funny thing is, she wouldn't even know where to go but just take off in a wrong direction. This girl is used to run things.

Anway we make our way trough that little district of bars. I show her a statue in a little alley. It's an old woman that will litteraly spit water out you. You will walk past and she randomly shoots water. It's hilarious if you don't know it. anyway I lean next to the statue and pull my hottie in. 1 second of silence, we stare into each other. "Oh this godly face" I think. We start making out hard.

We decided to go party after this. She says "I was shopping before we met. I bought new jeans and high heels. I want to change at your place" 

Sure...

We go to my place and chill out for a sec. When she changed. Oh my god, that ass. And that so called jeans she bought was much more a leggins than anything else. Obviously I used the time to get some action in. I have no intention of fucking her yet but shit get's hot. I dry fuck her and she's loving it. But she says "Please stop turning me on"  She's now on top of me. I try to take of her bra and I get resistance. Whenever I tried to go in her pants, too. It's a different kind of resistance ,though. I see she wants it badly so I start to sense she might be on her period. She says "Please stop, I will not be able to control myself" Wow. Well I am, so after playing this game for a little longer I chill. I got the whole night left to take what's rightfully mine.

We get to the club and if walking around the streets with her was unreal. Then this was Picasso Land. It felt like the whole club was staring at us the whole time. I actually think it was pretty much the deal. I guess some people might've tought she's a hooker because of how fucking sexy she looked and dressed next to me. Take me on the other hand. I look decent but I was wearing nothing special at all that day. I have a full grown beard of doom. I look like a Taliban. I think it was a pretty funny sight. And this goes to prove one more time, that manliness will outshine looks anyday.

This club is actually one of my favorites so obviously I had tons of social proof coming into this. Another good thing. 

They we danced was sexy as shit. She grinded on me like a goddess. However, I decide to leave early because it was just really annoying to deal with all this staring after a while.

We get something to eat and then go back to my place. One the way she repeatedly asks if we couldn't go back to dance and in retrospect I know why.

At my place, I'm really chill. None of that, ok you're in my room now. Rape time stuff. I strip to my boxer briefs and get on the bed looking up shit on my laptop. Not giving her too much attention. I tell her to sleep in one of my shirts. In bed we watch funny videos on youtube and laugh our asses off. Then i turn of the macbook but it away and it's dark. I wait like 2 minutes or so which felt like a lifetime.

I'm not sure what's going on in her head. I then say "I can't sleep" and from there on it's rape mode engage.

I turn her around and start a heavy make out session. open up her legs and start dry fucking her. She's moaning and again she is telling me to stop making her so horny. "I'll stop any second"

I keep going. I let her grab my dick, she is starting to play with it while we make out. 

At one point she get's frustrated and just TAKES OVER. This is what she's been talking about. She gets on top of me and starts to like my whole body making her way to my angry black cock. 

She's passionately sucking my cock. She also loves to suck on my balls.  She's really getting into it and at one point she stops and gets in my arms and she says "Fuck.. I'm on my period" 

Now that I think about it, they way she did it.. this might've been her silently asking me to get fucked anyway. I didn't even think about that. I have fucked chicks on the rag before and it was no biggie at all but who knows how messy that shit can get. I grab her ass and say what about this she says no. So I push her back down on my cock and she's really getting into sucking it again.

After a while I come hard in her mouth and she swallows it like a champ.

I tell her she did a good job and she imediately starts to cuddle with me. 

What happened then I  already wrote in the post before.

So there it is. Nothing fancy. Be yourself and lead, enjoy it. But note that the logistics where set up perfectly and that made it really easy. Maybe someone can take something away from this. I doubt it, though. Since everybody pretty much knows what he's doing here. :)

See it as recreational reading.

I'll have to figure out how I will re-engage her now to close the deal. Not sure if at this point just calling her is still the best option. Maybe a funny text is better for the job after that oneliner "You snore!" 

Me: You snore!

Me: hey beb. did you let out the little one. think he needs water. u got plans tonite?

Her: my little one? lol what you mean

Me: your son that you locked in?? (remember: not literally her son. it's her chode friend) haha worst mother. i partied like a prince yesterday. tonight easy going. come chill with me

Her: oh yes.. almost forgot I got a son haha. he's grounded. smoking too much that brat. yes, tonight only chilling with friends, too. come! gotta be fit tomorrow for that shooting.. can't do much tonight -.-

Me: i know beb. I'll make sure you get your beauty sleep. where you chillin at?

Her: In xxx... downtown. in a cafe. it's good, we drink for free. my gay friend runs the bar tonight

Me: cool, but i'm chillin with the booze tonight. (what I meant by that is that I don't intend to get drunk tonight) found out yesterday that I turn into a warewolf  if I have enough to drink (thanks buddha) when's your shooting?

Her: Oh.. sounds dangerous. Yea I'm chillin with drinks tonight, too... a lot of drinks!! (she obviously misunderstood)

Her: at 6 pm my my shooting is scheduled at the harbor

Me: uh.. so you gonna turn into a predator again. is that even safe vor me ;)

Her: I'm always a predator, with or without drinks ;) of course its safe...

Me: when should I come get you

Her: what do you wanna do

Me: like I said easy going. nothing too crazy. but I can't promise I won't be rhytmically drumming on that ass again. funky drummer

Her: well well... the funky drummer. ok, i'm wating...

Me: haha, clown where are u???

Her: xxx city

Me: i mean street and what ever

Her: (address)

Me: k, be ready to leave

Her: alrite

Long story short. Took her back to my place, watched a movie and then we fucked like fucking pornstars. That fuck was unreal, I ended up fisting that chick. Don't even know If I should write want went down. So yeah was fun.