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This girl has one of the best text openers I've seen in a while.

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It had been a day or two since we texted and she sent me this:

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@Lumpy: Anywhere except the
@Lumpy:



Anywhere except the middle = automatic loss
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Re: This girl has one of the best
@Lumpy:
So are you gonna play tic tac toe or what man?
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Re: This girl has one of the best
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Re: This girl has one of the best text openers
@Lumpy:

send her: "that's what she said :P"
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Re: @Lumpy:Anywhere except the
Write out a tic tac toe game on a piece of paper and just lay your dick diagonal across the middle. Take a pic and send it to her with the caption "I win."
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Re: @Lumpy:Anywhere except the
Manwhore;623.4575;5 wrote:
Write out a tic tac toe game on a piece of paper and just lay your dick diagonal across the middle. Take a pic and send it to her with the caption "I win."


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Best laugh I've had all day
Best laugh I've had all day @Manwhore

DO IT!!!!
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Re: Best laugh I've had all day
@Sick-Cunt:

Yeah... I just texted a pic of my balls to my buddy. he goes, "WTF.. IS THAT?!!?!"
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ye old chicken heart or
ye old chicken heart or 'brain' as they call it haha.

OP - seriously do manwhores suggestion i don't care if you get laid or not please just do it for the lulz
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Replied with a choad-y
Replied with a choad-y response at like 11pm last night, playing along with her game. Then I came back home and read this forum post. Sent a nice dick picture. No response.

WINNING :D
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Re: Replied with a choad-y
What about if you post the pic. She doesn't reply, and then you send the dick pic and say "You're right, i win by default." ?
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You probably failed it with
You probably failed it with the chode line.

Must have been incongruent to go from chode to pimp

you: "aww ur so cute, i love you, lets go out for a romantic dinner with candlelights*

*send a dick pic*

girl: ...
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