Girl just broke up with bf
Met this girl a few weeks back, almost pulled her. Told me her bf is back for a week. Cooled off and then started texting her after a week.
We hung out, made and out and shit, but couldn't get her over cause I was seeing another girl right after.
Anyways, how would you guys handle this text? I'm seeing her tonight.
Me: I just beat level 999 of assembling ikea furniture
Me: Time to celebs. Are ya back in town
Her: Not yet haha
Her: I just got my birth control pills! <--- escalate here
Me: So did ! <--- text buddy suggested
Her: I didn't know you had a vagina
Her: But I'm not really surprised ;)
Me: Oh I'll give you a surprise
Her: IS IT A VAGINA?
Me: Only if you play nice
Her: Um
Her: I never play nice <--- escalate here
(Hour later)
Me:Poke
Her: Lool
Yesterday
Her: Do you wanna see x comedy show again tomrrow? :$
Me: What time
Her: 10?
Me: Oi mami
Her: I have a class at 6 :P
Me: Derp
Me: Is it fre on fri still
Her: Yeah, you can only get a ticket for yourself on friday tho
Me: Gotcha
Me: X and them going?
Her: Haha they already saw it :P
Her: I guess you did too
Me: Alright. I did miss your mates band
Her: Haha "mates"?
Her: Are you british now?
Me: Oy govna I drink tay
Me: YES and
Me: I got nothing
Her: Is mey 'orse an carriage reddy yet?
Me: Ya betta believe it mon
Her: Jamaican?
Me: Sum ting wong
Her: Oh that's better ;)
Me: raindrops banana hand shaking emoji
Her: Is that you masturbating? <--- riff off this
Me: alien emoji
Me: Yo check out this jacket I got (pic)
Her: Omg
Her: Pic of her posing
Her Check out miiine
Me: I likey
Me: What are you doing right now
Her: At home
Her: You?
Me: Same
Me: Wanna come over
Her: Oh in X and hahah
Me: Gay
Her: Im coming back tomorrow!
Me: Uber gay
Me: Only kiddonkeykong
Her: Did you say uver?
Her: Ew go away
Me: Gross
Her: I want pho :(
Me: Take a nap or clean my room
Her: Neither bring me pho ;)
Me: Ua sawi nu ah spik engrish
Me: Lets get pho when you get back
Her: Yass!
Me: Coo. Gonna pass out ;)
Her: K, b ;)
Today
Her: I broke up with my boyfriend :$
What's the question? You should be able to handle this pretty easy peasy
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ha. Yea, diffused it super easy. I just didnt wanna come from the bitch frame of, omg how are you feeling? bla bla bla. When i don't really care.
Me: Hooray
Me: I mean
Me: How's you punkin
Her: Hahaha
Her: Im good
Me: Well let's make that even better
Her: Lol!
(Me no response yet)
Her: How??
Oh shit. Don't get too crazy
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was just gonna say
Me: What you mean how sillybutt
Me: You're hanging out with me tonight ;)
LOL I know she wants to go sexual, but I dont wanna give it yet
I was joking, but really you don't have to get crazy at all just ride it to the date.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
DAFAQ
Her: Hahaha I know ;)
Her: That still doesn't answer my question ;)
I haven't fucked her yet, so sexting is out of question
I've hinted at this shit before. Forcefeeding her with KD (kraft dinner)
Me: Open your lil mouth and I'll put it in
Me: the KD
Telling her I'd punish her for shit
So go overtly sexual/ add playfulness?
How did you arrive at that conclusion based on my last post? That's a mind bender
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Missed your last post
Me: Well you'll just have to wait and find out won't you ;)
And by missed I mean flew completely over my head lol ;)
Me: Gonna hit the gym bunnytarts have fun at class
Her: Hahaha fiiiineee, see you later cutiepatoots ;)
I'm glad I'm starting to develop that awareness of when not to "overgame." Just get the meetup
Yeah and sometimes I don't want tension abating by being too flirty over text before the date. Keep her guessing, then show her my dick and she's "Aww! He does like me!"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male