Skip to Content
Pickup Coaching
-->
13 replies [Last post]
Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Hey Manwhore and everybody,

I know this is my first post so I'm going to introduce myself. I'm an 18 year old canadian guy who quite admitedly hasn't had a lot of success with women. Often time I can get things going decently but I'll find a way to mess it up and recently that has been really bothering me. Just a little background, I do boxing and have for two years and have done two amateur bouts, I generally try to stay in pretty decent shape with the exception of recently I have been out of training because I ignored my body when it was giving me warning signal and now everything is out of whack. So I started physio and stopped for a little while whilst I was on vacation but have slowly been starting back up again.

Anyways, for some reason theres this girl that I've never done anything sexual with but we always seem to go back to each other in a weird way. I knew her from back in the day in HS and she left and moved somewhere else and came back a few years later looking sexy as fuck. We talked a little bit and we were supposed to go on a date but unfortunate circumstances stopped it from happening. Eventually we stopped talking and this was the beginning of the cycle, pretty much since then every two or three months either I or her for some reason seem to either run in to each other or message each other and hang out a few times but so far nothing has been able to come out of it.

So fast forward to a few days ago and she's riding her bike past my house and see's me and we have a two minute conversation. She leaves and a few days later I text her, she answers once or twice and then doesn't answer for a full day. She responds a day later and apologizes for taking so long, we text a little bit more back and forth and then I tell her things have been so lame for her recently because she hasn't been chilling with me (My game isn't particularly strong). She agrees and I call her and ask her if she wants to go for a walk around the neighbourhood, to which she declines because she has to do something with her mother but insists we hang out today. Not 15 minutes after the conversation I get another phone call from her stating "Oh hey crackzaa, look I just wanted to be honest I wasn't gonna chill with my mother but I've had a really bad day and I called because I felt bad for lieing to you". So I say it's alright and we agree to go for a walk tonight.

Fast forward to today and she's supposed to text me, so I send a text asking if she is excited for our walk, and she claims she was but something really bad happened and/or came up recently and she's really sorry and she'll explain soon. So essentially, I'm wondering what text I can use here to convey some value and also show that I'm chilled and layed back but also that she's been flaky in the past and I don't want to put up with shit. Below is our texts dating back from a few days ago.

Me: Bow Chika Wow Wow
Her: What?
Me(about 15 minutes later) It was my song. did you not like it?
Her: Lol Sure
Me:Good Because there would've been hell to pay if not. So hows' your side of the hood
Her (1 day later): Srry that it took so long to answerr, not muchh its pretty boring on my sidee. and too hot :(.
Me: That's because you've been missing your neighbor friend in your life :p
Her: Yes I haveee
Me: Hmm. I may be able to pencil you in sometime Soon
Her: Ouuu lucky me
(we had the first phone conversation about chilling around this time)
Her: Have u checked ur schedule :3
Me (Today): U excited for our epic adventure?
Her: I was excited all day actually until something super shitty happened. Im sorry I cant make it but a lot has been going on lately tht ill explain to u soon :( im reallllly sorrry
Her: Dont hate me
Her: If i feel abit better later and u dont hate me i will text youu nd maybe we can walk?

Sorry for how long this post was :P
Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
I decided I had to reply to her otherwise she was going to think I hated her. Any imput would be appreciated wether it be how to improve upon my text game or just anything in general. Recently I've been playing around with it a bit, and the things that seemed to get a response I would repeat. for example the "Bow chika wow wow" started a pretty decent convo with another girl, and asking about girls "summer flings" seemed to work a little bit too. But then I've also started watching some of tylers videos and he said not to make anything your "Gimmick".

I have a super long way to go, but I decided to sign up after lurking a bit because you guys seem pretty helpful, and I'd hope to become part of your community. Anyways the texts that followed.

Me(15 minutes after her 3 texts in a row): No worries, text me if u start to feel better :)
Her: Thanks for not hating me :)

And while this stuff is really just obvious and not impressive at all, for me its a step up. I've had a lot of problems in the past with girls flaking and me overeacting or showing that I cared too much. I often write too many paragraphs and almost try and take the roll of entertainer.But this time that I've started to talk to her I've been attempting to be more deliberate in texting more statements as opposed to questions and writing some random shit that happens to pop in my mind. I have to start trying to have fun with it instead of it being a chore.
Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
Just proceed as usual dont get emotional at all and especially show it, she might just be trying to stir shit up like young girls do. If she flakes have something else going on so it's ok. And start meeting more chicks. You shouldnt be trying to lay the mackdown to just one. Make up something funny that's making fun of her for not being able to show up, if she gives you a sob story do NOT fall for it and try to console you or I will cockslap you. It's just a ploy for sympathy. If you fall for it youre not the dickhead she fucks, youre the emotional tampon she bleeds all over emotionally.

Shoot her "what did you fall down and scrape your knees wearing your britany spears rollerskates? nerd"

Report back her response
__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information

Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@Manwhore:
That was great but I bumped the same time you did and choded out a little telling her it was okay and if she started feeling better to text me, check that one out. her response as i stated above was "Thanks for not hating me :)" So i messed up your response a little bit. Any other thing I can do, haha now I regret texting what i did
Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
Send it. Same shit
__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information

Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@Manwhore:
Me: What did you fall down and scrape your knees wearing your britany spears rollerskates? Nerd
Her: I hate britney spear, i dont roller blade and no.

LOL. I didn't think she would actually answer that shit normally.
Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
Ok cool. So it's pretty obvious to me the way she snapped back she is trying to put you in your place. Can guarantee she doesn't see you as having a penis.

Text her "What's wrong pumpkin. Talk to me or I'm going to keep making stuff up ;)"
__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information

Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@Manwhore:
Damn man, I keep saying fuck it and end up texting back just before you reply. Well I mine as well update what I wrote.

Me: You dont rollerblade? I don't think this is going to work out then
Her: My friends giving me a pair and what isn't to work?

Should I just ignore her question and act as if she responded like I want to and send her the "whats wrong pumpkin" text? haha next time I'll wait for your response.
Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
Actually that was a pretty solid text lol.

So she's insinuating again there's "nothing" there. She's already proven you're not someone she'll invest time to go meet up with. Believe me, this girl is not sitting at home sulking, that was just her flaking to do something more important to her.

If I were you, I would just add some spice and see how she responds. If she goes "what the hell is wrong with you" you know this girl wasn't into you and was just going to lead you on a wild goose chase. If she DOES jump on board you know you've got something here.

I just want to make that clear so you realize.
__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information

Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
I was looking some other threads and decided to try something from other users, and used the text girlfriend line.

Her:my friend is giving me a pair and what's not going to work
Me: I was going to let you become my text girlfriend for 5 minutes
Her: why r u being so weird lately
Me: It would've been Great but inevitably ended in heartbreak
Her: :S
Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
Decided I don't care, which is usually my problem, and since sh didn't react that well I gave her a little ultimatum but not in a too pushy way.

Her: :S
Me: I'm going for a walk in 15 minutes, you can tag along if you like.

Now, she may not respond but if she says no, I'll simply tell her maybe next time and move on. Then it'll be up to her to pursue me if she see's fit. I actually hit up another girl that I haven't been talking to much but that helped me get in to a more abundance mind frame where atleast I have more than one thing going on and I'm not always worried about her text. Conversation with other girl, didn't start off so hot, but got a little betterish.

Me: You can be my text girlfriend for 5 minutes
Me: Aw, we're broken up now. it's not me it's you. was fun though.
Her: Loooool. sorry I was in the pool.
(Again I got the first few texts from another thread that I really appreciated)
Me: It's okay. I may be able to forgive you one day, time heals all wounds
Her: I hope so :P
Me: I Knew rushing in to marriage was a bad idea!
Me: U have any special plans this weekend?
Her: Well it's St-jean so i will go out with my friends probably:p and you?
Me: I hope you wont be drinking. That's dangerous! :p
Her: haha and are you doing something special this weekend?
I decided to fuck around for fun and be playful
Me: I'm going to be staying home to work on my poem collection
Her: you have a poem collection? :p
Me: I think it's more disappointing that you don't ;P
Her: haha, well I collect quotes:p
Offline
Joined: 06/11/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
well, another double post, man I'm really bad for that
Offline
Joined: 01/18/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:
Well you've dramatically increased your communication style. Basically brought her into your world, albeit it's a slightly weird one ha. You've got some momentum here and she's finally responding to you instead of vice versa. You sure you want to just go on a walk with her? That's so unfuckworthy.
__________________

I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student

- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)

- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male

Tap Or Click For Personal Coaching Information

Offline
Joined: 06/15/2012
Re: This girl keeps coming back
@crackzaa:

This is cool. Like, how your entire style went from pretty lame to actually pretty cool. I've been in way too many situations like these, like girls I used to know from school or whatever. I would drop the first girl. As MW said she clearly doesn't think you have a penis.