Girl from last night
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 22:17
Went on a date last night with this hot 6.2' russian milf (shes 40),met her on pof but she didnt remember how I looked lol. So I meet her outside,give her a hug and immediately she says "you're too short,you lied on your profile". I say something like " I did.I'm ussually taller on thursdays some bs like that", its all good but then she goes again "You're too young" (I'm 34 but I look 27-28),I thing I said "age is irrelevant" or something like that.
Things are going ok,we have chemistry,I have my hands all over her and she's touching me. We dance for a bit (I'm a terrible dancer so I step on her feet lol),tried to kiss her 3 times,she keeps saying no. We sit down,my hand is rubbing her leg, I try kissing her again this time its on,she's like "wow". I move my hand slowly up her skirt,but she gives me this look so I back up slowly haha. We're supposed to go back to her place to do shots, I think I said something like I can outdrink any russian,but it doesnt happen because she gives some bullshit excuse that she has to work tomorrow (it was 2 am).
So I walk her back to her car,short make out then she's like: "you're too traditional,I won't call you but you have my nr". WTF...you're too traditional,what does that mean?
I did try some of Juliens shit for the first time like "I meet a lot of girls,but you're special blah blah " but it probably came out wrong and she thought I wanna marry her or something lmao. After watching Brads video I was def. way to physical and not letting it breed.
Anyway,this morning I couldn't sleep so I sent her this haha:
Me: Fuck you. Next time I see you I'll slap you with my dick then fuck you in every hole until I run out of condoms.
Her: Lol
Me,around 2pm: I just woke up.
haha, I know I fell some shit test because she was probably expecting me to fuck her that night, but should I continue texting here? She hasn't reply anything yet.
Things are going ok,we have chemistry,I have my hands all over her and she's touching me. We dance for a bit (I'm a terrible dancer so I step on her feet lol),tried to kiss her 3 times,she keeps saying no. We sit down,my hand is rubbing her leg, I try kissing her again this time its on,she's like "wow". I move my hand slowly up her skirt,but she gives me this look so I back up slowly haha. We're supposed to go back to her place to do shots, I think I said something like I can outdrink any russian,but it doesnt happen because she gives some bullshit excuse that she has to work tomorrow (it was 2 am).
So I walk her back to her car,short make out then she's like: "you're too traditional,I won't call you but you have my nr". WTF...you're too traditional,what does that mean?
I did try some of Juliens shit for the first time like "I meet a lot of girls,but you're special blah blah " but it probably came out wrong and she thought I wanna marry her or something lmao. After watching Brads video I was def. way to physical and not letting it breed.
Anyway,this morning I couldn't sleep so I sent her this haha:
Me: Fuck you. Next time I see you I'll slap you with my dick then fuck you in every hole until I run out of condoms.
Her: Lol
Me,around 2pm: I just woke up.
haha, I know I fell some shit test because she was probably expecting me to fuck her that night, but should I continue texting here? She hasn't reply anything yet.
Sat, 09/22/2012 - 23:10
#1
Re: Girl from last night
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Not enough gropage. You went hollywood date story touching it's gay, demonstrates you're "too traditional".
Not enough gropage. You went hollywood date story touching it's gay, demonstrates you're "too traditional".
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Sat, 09/22/2012 - 23:26
#2
Re: Girl from last night
Manwhore;1258.8803;5 wrote:
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Not enough gropage. You went hollywood date story touching it's gay, demonstrates you're "too traditional".
I was grabing her ass in the parking lot while making out,she was like "PDA dont grab my ass HERE".
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 00:06
#3
Re: Girl from last night
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Need to start that WAY earlier.
Need to start that WAY earlier.
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Sun, 09/23/2012 - 01:05
#4
Re: Girl from last night
Manwhore;1258.8806;5 wrote:
@Bad_Lieutenant:
Need to start that WAY earlier.
Dude,I did while we were dancing and she was ok with it. I think I came across a little bit in-congruent with the way I was texting her and the way I behaved because she said "be yourself". I was like "I am myself,whoelse would I be" while looking in her eyes without flinching. Again,like you said before I probably wasn't "boss" enough. Can't be half boss/ half chode lol.
Sun, 09/23/2012 - 01:16
#5
Re: Girl from last night
@Bad_Lieutenant:
But then again I'm confused about the in-congruence thing. Over text I told her she is the female version of me. So in person she told me "You're so full of yourself,you are the female version of me" sigh...
But then again I'm confused about the in-congruence thing. Over text I told her she is the female version of me. So in person she told me "You're so full of yourself,you are the female version of me" sigh...