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So the backstory with this chick I met her on the street late night by herself but she was meeting up with friends. We pretty much agreed on a time and date and for some reason she never responded

Me: Hey girl get home safe - Mark Girl - 7 mins later: Just got home :) Me - 2 mins later: Enjoy masturbating to the thought of me :) Girl: Fuck you Me - 1 min later: Obv joking ms pedantic Me - 10 hrs 7 mins later: Tequila 4 Mark 0. I'd kill a small child for a Tylenol Me - 3 hrs 6 mins later: Hope ur still asleep cuz you obv needed it :o Girl - 36 mins later: I've actually been in bed all day. Lol. I got the flu :/ Me - 3 mins later: Aw I gave you that? I said no kissing! Next time no means no :p Girl - 3 hrs 23 mins later: We didn't kiss! Me - 17 hrs 57 mins later: Hey pumpkn how's that flu? I need a Tylenol the size of a hockey puck Me - 1 day 4 hrs later: We need to talk I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant Me - 1 day 19 hrs later: Listen.. Meet me for drinks Girl - 3 mins later: I give you points for being persistent. I don't know you though... Me - 3 mins later: Good. I prefer blind dates Me - 18 mins later: I was sexi boy from street. Tried to steal you away before you met friends Girl - 11 mins later: I know who you are! I mean I don't know you personally. How old are you anyways? Me - 5 mins later: 31. And you're 30 I believe Girl - 1 min later: Yes. That's correct Girl - 3 mins later: What about me the other night makes you think I would be someone you'd want to take on a date? Me - 13 mins later: You appeared slightly smug & opinionated. I like that Girl - 38 mins later: Ha ha. I'm a lot of that. Me - 9 mins later: :) This texting stuff is too nerdy for me. Let's grab a drink Girl - 3 hrs 44 mins later: I don't know. You could be a murderer Me - 47 mins later: Well I missed my chance last time Girl - 4 mins later: Do you live down here Girl: ? Me - 2 mins later: Folsom actually Girl - 1 min later: So you want to meet up? Me - 3 mins later: If we're done with 20 questions. Sure Girl - 5 mins later: Well it's only fair since you followed me home Me - 6 mins later: Fair enough. What days work for you? Girl - 1 hr 22 mins later: Sunday is the soonest I have Me - 25 mins later: That works. Sunday @9? Meet at Firestone Girl - 1 min later: 9pm??? I'm old! Maybe 7? Me - 3 mins later: I can do 8 otherwise let's reschedule Me - 1 day 14 hrs later: *Poke* or does that only work on Facebook. Girl: Very funny ;) Me - 3 mins later: What up pumpkinbutt Girl - 3 mins later: Wow. Punpkinbutt?? Lol Me - 8 mins later: It's affectionate lol Girl - 9 mins later: I assumed :) Girl: It was funny Me - 1 day 4 hrs later: It's so hot went to the movies today just for the ac.. Girl - 57 mins later: It is crazy hot!!! Me - 17 hrs 18 mins later: Hey beb just thinking we need to get together before our spell breaks lol what's yer schedule like? Me - 2 days 5 hrs later: You're going to drive me into the arms of several other women at this rate.  

I call her two days later and leave a funny voicemall about how I'm rejecting her application at Walmart and to try the dry cleaner's next door (old-school Braddock lol)

she texts me back this right after

Girl - 57 mins later: God I give you points for humor and persistence

I'm sure there would've been a great line at this point but I was lazy

Me - 17 mins later You find it smexy.  

No response...

Any feedback for my texting?

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Joined: 09/10/2012
Wow...can't edit posts.

Wow...can't edit posts. Here's a better version

Me: Hey girl get home safe - Mark

Girl - 7 mins later: Just got home :)

Me - 2 mins later: Enjoy masturbating to the thought of me :)

Girl: Fuck you

Me - 1 min later: Obv joking ms pedantic

Me - 10 hrs 7 mins later: Tequila 4 Mark 0. I'd kill a small child for a Tylenol

Me - 3 hrs 6 mins later: Hope ur still asleep cuz you obv needed it :o

Girl - 36 mins later: I've actually been in bed all day. Lol. I got the flu :/

Me - 3 mins later: Aw I gave you that? I said no kissing! Next time no means no :p

Girl - 3 hrs 23 mins later: We didn't kiss!

Me - 17 hrs 57 mins later: Hey pumpkn how's that flu? I need a Tylenol the size of a hockey puck

Me - 1 day 4 hrs later: We need to talk I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant

Me - 1 day 19 hrs later: Listen.. Meet me for drinks

Girl - 3 mins later: I give you points for being persistent. I don't know you though...

Me - 3 mins later: Good. I prefer blind dates

Me - 18 mins later: I was sexi boy from street. Tried to steal you away before you met friends

Girl - 11 mins later: I know who you are! I mean I don't know you personally. How old are you anyways?

Me - 5 mins later: 31. And you're 30 I believe

Girl - 1 min later: Yes. That's correct

Girl - 3 mins later: What about me the other night makes you think I would be someone you'd want to take on a date?

Me - 13 mins later: You appeared slightly smug & opinionated. I like that

Girl - 38 mins later: Ha ha. I'm a lot of that.

Me - 9 mins later: :) This texting stuff is too nerdy for me. Let's grab a drink

Girl - 3 hrs 44 mins later: I don't know. You could be a murderer

Me - 47 mins later: Well I missed my chance last time

Girl - 4 mins later: Do you live down here

Girl: ?

Me - 2 mins later: Folsom actually Girl - 1 min later: So you want to meet up?

Me - 3 mins later: If we're done with 20 questions. Sure Girl - 5 mins later: Well it's only fair since you followed me home

Me - 6 mins later: Fair enough. What days work for you?

Girl - 1 hr 22 mins later: Sunday is the soonest I have

Me - 25 mins later: That works. Sunday @9? Meet at Firestone Girl - 1 min later: 9pm??? I'm old! Maybe 7?

Me - 3 mins later: I can do 8 otherwise let's reschedule

Me - 1 day 14 hrs later: *Poke* or does that only work on Facebook.

Girl: Very funny ;) Me - 3 mins later: What up pumpkinbutt

Girl - 3 mins later: Wow. Punpkinbutt?? Lol

Me - 8 mins later: It's affectionate lol Girl - 9 mins later: I assumed :)

Girl: It was funny

Me - 1 day 4 hrs later: It's so hot went to the movies today just for the ac..

Girl - 57 mins later: It is crazy hot!!!

Me - 17 hrs 18 mins later: Hey beb just thinking we need to get together before our spell breaks lol what's yer schedule like?

Me - 2 days 5 hrs later: You're going to drive me into the arms of several other women at this rate.

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Joined: 11/16/2013
Yoyo So one piece of advise I

Yoyo

So one piece of advise I have in these situations where the meetup isn't coming easily...

strike while the irons hot. 

Basically man- don't fuck around when the opportunity is there. Like why not meet up at 7, ya know? Unless it's legitimately not feasible for you, I would just be weary of saying no just as a way of trying to like "mantain control" or something like that

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Potted how long did it take

Potted how long did it take you to come to that realization. 

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Couple years

Year or two

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It's one of those things I

It's one of those things I try to tell dudes about from the beginning and it just seems like.. one of the last things that stick LOL 

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