Girl from POF
Wed, 11/07/2012 - 20:09
TOld this girl on POF I saw her pics, she's cute and to send me her num. She agrees says,"Hii ok im Shannon 9** *** ** :)"
I called her the next day. She picked up. I said, Hey! This is Stu from POF and said she was at work, so I told her Ill call her a little later.
SHe text me about a half hour later saying..
Shannon: Hey Im sorry who is this again I thought you were my boss otherwise I wouldnt have answered Im so busy lol
Me: You sounded busy lol. Lordingtonfieldville or whatever I decided to call myself on POF. My name is Stu tho
Me: Tell your boss u want to talk to ur main squeeze from POF ;-)
Shannon: Haha ohh ya thatll go over well :p
Me:I'm sure he'll understand, maybe even give you a raise
Shannon: Well he is a she and I think shed fire me haha
Me: What do you do
Shannon: Ima cna at a nursing home u?
Me: Oh what a sweetheart. I'm a student and a freelance pb and j sandwich maker. If Im feelin saucy I'll cut em up into quarters
Shannon: If I cut myself while cutting my pb and j's Ill have to be ur patient. Ur the only nurse I know.
..no response..
Two days later..
Me: Yo. Whats goin on
no response
I called her the next day. She picked up. I said, Hey! This is Stu from POF and said she was at work, so I told her Ill call her a little later.
SHe text me about a half hour later saying..
Shannon: Hey Im sorry who is this again I thought you were my boss otherwise I wouldnt have answered Im so busy lol
Me: You sounded busy lol. Lordingtonfieldville or whatever I decided to call myself on POF. My name is Stu tho
Me: Tell your boss u want to talk to ur main squeeze from POF ;-)
Shannon: Haha ohh ya thatll go over well :p
Me:I'm sure he'll understand, maybe even give you a raise
Shannon: Well he is a she and I think shed fire me haha
Me: What do you do
Shannon: Ima cna at a nursing home u?
Me: Oh what a sweetheart. I'm a student and a freelance pb and j sandwich maker. If Im feelin saucy I'll cut em up into quarters
Shannon: If I cut myself while cutting my pb and j's Ill have to be ur patient. Ur the only nurse I know.
..no response..
Two days later..
Me: Yo. Whats goin on
no response
Sun, 11/11/2012 - 10:54
#1
Re: Girl from POF
Did you mess up your text labeling at the end.. I'm confused.
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Sun, 11/11/2012 - 22:23
#2
Re: Girl from POF
@Manwhore:
Yeah i did. Im supposed to be the last text. I texted her saying Ill have to be her patient because she is the only nurse I know.
Yeah i did. Im supposed to be the last text. I texted her saying Ill have to be her patient because she is the only nurse I know.
Mon, 11/12/2012 - 02:58
#3
Re: Girl from POF
I think you dlv'd yourself or something. Gay I know, but she might have judged you for just being a student when in actuality you're a lot more than that.
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