The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
Fri, 07/13/2012 - 00:56
Ok the previous thread was messed up so I wanna open this thread to take some advice. Basically she approached me on the train station with a massive smile saying I have an amazing style. We had a great convo, great eye contact, hugged her couple of times by blaming her that she smells really nice. Tried to organise an instant date but didn't work so I got her number. After that;
Me: Starting from today I will try my best to send 342 texts to my textin gf. You should appreciate my effort ;) (when I got her number, I made a joke about being a stalker and sending her 342 texts)
Her: 342? Random Number...
Me: I like to be spontaneous... just had an awesome home cooked food. With this performance I will be an obese guy till our next meeting
Her: (the next day) Hope you have enjoyed the food? I have heard biggest loser runs a good programme for obesity ;) (its a tv programme in england where obese people attends. The one who loses the most fat is the winner)
Me: Yes babe. I will join this programme. Once I get the fame we can get married
Then in the evening I was free and my mum was gonna come to visit me the next day so I called her she didn't pick up the phone so I left a voice message;
' Hi Lauren I was gonna tell you something really cool but I guess I will go ahead and tell it to someone else...' click.. (thanks buddhagames)
No response
3 days later;
Me: How is your day join love bug, I am cruisin through a training now...
No response. I even managed to turn off a girl who approached me. Seriously what did I do wrong? She was so into me. please analyse my texts... Cant think of anything more frustrating than my text game in my life, ever...
Me: Starting from today I will try my best to send 342 texts to my textin gf. You should appreciate my effort ;) (when I got her number, I made a joke about being a stalker and sending her 342 texts)
Her: 342? Random Number...
Me: I like to be spontaneous... just had an awesome home cooked food. With this performance I will be an obese guy till our next meeting
Her: (the next day) Hope you have enjoyed the food? I have heard biggest loser runs a good programme for obesity ;) (its a tv programme in england where obese people attends. The one who loses the most fat is the winner)
Me: Yes babe. I will join this programme. Once I get the fame we can get married
Then in the evening I was free and my mum was gonna come to visit me the next day so I called her she didn't pick up the phone so I left a voice message;
' Hi Lauren I was gonna tell you something really cool but I guess I will go ahead and tell it to someone else...' click.. (thanks buddhagames)
No response
3 days later;
Me: How is your day join love bug, I am cruisin through a training now...
No response. I even managed to turn off a girl who approached me. Seriously what did I do wrong? She was so into me. please analyse my texts... Cant think of anything more frustrating than my text game in my life, ever...
Fri, 07/13/2012 - 01:09
#1
Re: The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
@hkmt:
Hmm..
Notice how the girls who approach YOU.. respond to you....
Text game is great and really takes a lot of pressure off of the initial interaction but like.... idk man, see a pattern?
Hmm..
Notice how the girls who approach YOU.. respond to you....
Text game is great and really takes a lot of pressure off of the initial interaction but like.... idk man, see a pattern?
Fri, 07/13/2012 - 09:23
#2
Re: The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
@hkmt:
All i can do is laugh cause this is TOTALLY what i go through over text.
It's like as soon i get the number i'm a ticking time bomb.
All i can do is laugh cause this is TOTALLY what i go through over text.
It's like as soon i get the number i'm a ticking time bomb.
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:32
#3
Re: The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
@Gogo:
Me: the weirdest thing just happened... Ive got knock on the door 2am yesterday night. The girl who looks exactly like you but she spoke thai. She made a mistake she was delivering thai food. I didnt know u speak thai lol...
Her: i have many talents :)
Me: im curious now!! Tell me more about these talents missy ;)
Her: did you know curiosity killed the cat...
Im planning to say ;
"dont worry pumpkin ive got 9 lives"
Or
"dont worry pumpkin i will find them on our next date..."
Or any other alternatives. I think my next text will play a crucial role on hooking her so pls advice...
Me: the weirdest thing just happened... Ive got knock on the door 2am yesterday night. The girl who looks exactly like you but she spoke thai. She made a mistake she was delivering thai food. I didnt know u speak thai lol...
Her: i have many talents :)
Me: im curious now!! Tell me more about these talents missy ;)
Her: did you know curiosity killed the cat...
Im planning to say ;
"dont worry pumpkin ive got 9 lives"
Or
"dont worry pumpkin i will find them on our next date..."
Or any other alternatives. I think my next text will play a crucial role on hooking her so pls advice...
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:25
#4
Re: The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
@hkmt:
Be like "yeah, and? I'm a lion babe I'll still have 8 lives left"
You in london btw hkmt? I just moved back here PM me if you are, so I dont hijack your thread homie
Be like "yeah, and? I'm a lion babe I'll still have 8 lives left"
You in london btw hkmt? I just moved back here PM me if you are, so I dont hijack your thread homie
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:28
#5
Re: The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
@kris:
or "I'm a lion, I eat curiosity for dinner. Gotta watch out for those poachers tho" Just play with it, take that energy shes putting out there, own it, and hurl it back at her head. Buddahh said this once. Makes a lot of sense mangg
or "I'm a lion, I eat curiosity for dinner. Gotta watch out for those poachers tho" Just play with it, take that energy shes putting out there, own it, and hurl it back at her head. Buddahh said this once. Makes a lot of sense mangg
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 21:51
#6
Re: The girl who approached me on the train station, Lauren...
Hey man.. the issue here is your grasp of English language humor. Have you read a bunch of text conversations at all? I've got a few I posted as well as several dispersed throughout my lay reports.
So take your text, "Yes babe. I will join this programme. Once I get the fame we can get married"
The first two sentences are solid. BOOM. I will join this program. I am robocock, feel my pulsating manhood. Then you say "Once I get the fame".. which makes no sense. Huh? Is that some variation of "Once I'm famous.." or the whole "With this performance I will be an obese guy till our next meeting".
You're basically highlighting the fact you're foreign and don't have a grasp of the language, which girls aren't going to find attractive. You might want to just stick with minimalist game in text
So take your text, "Yes babe. I will join this programme. Once I get the fame we can get married"
The first two sentences are solid. BOOM. I will join this program. I am robocock, feel my pulsating manhood. Then you say "Once I get the fame".. which makes no sense. Huh? Is that some variation of "Once I'm famous.." or the whole "With this performance I will be an obese guy till our next meeting".
You're basically highlighting the fact you're foreign and don't have a grasp of the language, which girls aren't going to find attractive. You might want to just stick with minimalist game in text
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