girl who can fit 5 dicks in her mouth

Me: Im already stalking you mad hard 

Girl - 2 mins later: Lmao you should. I'm kind of a big deal 

Girl: I sent the friend request 

Girl - 2 mins later: Go wild 

Me - 13 mins later: Its a big deal, not a lot of girls can take 3 dicks in their mouth 

Girl - 16 mins later: *5 

Me - 5 mins later: They must have you at ripleys 

Me: You should get us free tickets 

Girl - 17 mins later: Lmao 

Me - 43 mins later: I said Id stalk monday but I can work something out this weekend 

Girl - 17 mins later: Haha go ahead 

Me - 7 mins later: I got my binoculars, get creative with some poses 

Me - 6 hrs 26 mins later: Ignoring me while creeping me...tsk tsk 

Girl - 27 mins later: I was exploring :p

Me: I need a study break. Science is destroying my soul 

Girl: I'm writing a paper on addiction and the brain 

Me - 1 min later: Oh so you're writing about me. Super. Am I getting paid? 

Girl: Hahhaa why would that be something you associate yourself with? 

Me - 10 mins later: Some addictions are good.. 

Me: Im going to need a study break soon what about you 

Girl - 1 min later: I thought this was one lol...I go back and forth between writing. I'm "multitasking" 

Me - 6 mins later: No a true study break involves beer and ice cream and fantastic company. That's where I come in 

Girl: Lmfao you're really craving ice cream aren't you? 

Girl - 1 min later: http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/which-ben-jerrys-ice-cream-flavor-are-you

Here you go 

Me - 14 mins later: Im king Kong flavor. Hurry up and finish your page we need to go get some NAO! 

Girl - 15 mins later: Lmfaao 

Girl: I'm late night snack 

Me - 9 mins later: Yeah late night snack is good I'm hungry for something delicious 

Girl: I am too. I'm saving it for breakfast though 

Me - 6 mins later: Only the weak sleep. Looks like you couldn't handle me lol. Im headed out to find something 

Girl - 8 mins later: Hahhaa at least make it healthy 

Me - 13 mins later: Ill go for a twinkie, it makes me more attainable

Me: I just ate so much. I should be on man vs food 

Girl: Lmfao same here tofay 

Girl: I came home to freshly bought poppy seed rolls. And stuffed my face with them 

Me - 2 mins later: That's great so just in case I need health advice again I know who to go to 

Me: Has all those essential nutrients 

Girl: Lmfao 

Girl: I'm majoring in health. My brief moment of dietary weakness was good for the soul 

Me - 5 mins later: Hahah girl can't help but go for the poppy buns 

Me: Beb I gotta teach you how to have cheat meals 

Girl: I consider it a cheat meal even though I haven't been consistent with my workouts 

Girl: I'm waiting after finals to get back on track 

Me - 3 mins later: Well studys have shown that poppy seeds are good right before finals so keep it up 

Girl - 1 min later: Really? That's great. Now I have another excuse :) 

Me - 6 mins later: Next time I see you, you'll be a poppy bun 

Me: Do you play pool, id kick your ass 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmfao. And I dabble....I play horribly but I make any opponent look good so that's a plus. I look at it from the bright side 

Me - 5 mins later: I know this pool spot I've been wanting to go, we should go and maybe ill let you win...NOT 

Girl: Maybe you suck too! Even worse than I do 

Me - 3 mins later: Won't know till we find out 

Me: What's your schedule this weekend 

Girl - 1 min later: I'm going to see my friend's graduation Saturday so I'm booked that day. To be honest, with finals I feel like this weekend should be all for studying. I have 4 

Girl: We'll see how it plays out. I can't imagine sitting at home studying all day, so if anything I'll hit you up 

Me: I say we go sunday around 8 

Girl: I'll let you know closer to the date 

Me: Cool beb 

Me: Im watching this movie about a mentally disabled guy and its pretty intense 

Me: Im gonna go find a new best friend 

Girl: Which movie? 

Me - 2 mins later: Slingblade, its a movie only for champs 

Me: If you had a belly like that id rub it for you, probably get three wishes 

Girl: Hm. I've never heard of it 

Girl - 1 min later: But if you're interested in psych movies, a beautiful mind is really great. It's about a professor who develops schizophrenia 

Girl - 2 mins later: Lmfao who said I would grant them? If I had that belly id rub it myself Lmaao 

Girl: Lmaao actually my grandpa has a belly like that and he and my grandma were traveling in china and people came up to him and rubbed his belly for good luck. He 

Girl - 4 mins later: finals, 2 on Wednesday and 2 on Thursday. I know I have time but I also need to catch up on a lot of work 

Me - 3 mins later: Your gonna have no choice in granting my wishes its in the contracts, I read all the loop holes

Me: So nice try silly 

Me: Lmaoo your grandpa must have a lot of knowledge, only special people deserve to get graced with that honor 

Me: Im half Chinese I would know 

Girl - 1 min later: With age comes experience, and with experience, wisdom 

Girl - 4 mins later: started getting so annoyed after it kept happening. True story 

Girl - 5 mins later: Lmao oh really 

Me - 7 mins later: I must really mess that quote up cause I have the mind of a wizard 

Me: Oh yea, my family would have Chinese Passover, we would eat our white rice on our matzo 

Girl: Lmfao I don't believe you 

Me - 5 mins later: Ain't no passover like a chinese Passover 

Me: My mom does the prayers in chinese simultaneously as my dad does them in hebrew 

Girl: Are you really half Chinese? 

Girl: That's awesome 

Me - 2 mins later: Lmaoo no I'm not chinese, but I could use some chinese food right now 

Me: Fat life 

Girl: Lmfao 

Girl: Wow 

Girl: And here I started thinking your eyes looked squinty 

Me - 2 mins later: I just mind fucked you haha 

Me: Damn dont send me that I'm gonna end up eating myself alive 

Me: Eat that for your health 

Girl: I'm so fucking gullible 

Girl: Time for payback 
posts alot of pictures of good food

Me - 2 mins later: That's what one meals worth is for me 

Me: Umami burger looking sexy 

Girl - 1 min later: I tried it for the first time Friday 

Girl: Nah if you're sending donuts then you have to go with donut plant. Even though I've only seen pictures of it

Me - 2 mins later: I've been wanting to try that, but as of now peter pan bakery has my heart 

Me: I heard they make square Mixx donuts 

Me: Jizz* 

Girl - 5 mins later: I follow way too many nutrition and food blogs on Instagram. And people post all their culinary endeavors as well so I'm always seeing new places to eat and try 

Girl: It was soooo good 

Girl: I made a promise to go to smorgasborg this summer, by the Brooklyn promenade 

Me - 10 mins later: I usually go out with a couple friends once a week to a new spot, get smashed and eat all of there food 

Me: Smorgasburg is on point, if it was a girl id marry it 

Girl - 1 min later: Hahaa yeah, I do sort of the same. Except I don't drink much..or smoke 

Me - 4 mins later: I dont really, but only when I deserve it for being such a gangster 

Me: You seem like you dont even know what alcohol is 

Girl: Me? Lmao why? 

Me - 5 mins later: You have your moments though 

Me: And you get back to the health major lige 

Me: Life 

Me: And eat poppy seed buns whenever the chance is given 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmfaao 

Girl: I had a drink Sunday. I'm not lame, I just turn up without it 

Girl: Also I'm a lightweight and it makes me do all kinda shit. Like sing in public. And wake up completely nauseous 

Me - 10 hrs 9 mins later: Turning up without alcohol, I make my time for that, but then after a while every party is like a bar mitzvah 

Me: Singing in public is cool, I do rhat sober, and the nauseous part is the best part 

Girl - 2 mins later: Singing yes. Nausea no lol 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmaao I know what you mean. It makes things more fun, depending on how it affects you 

Me - 6 mins later: Its good to know I'm such an influence on your life decisions, as long as you dont turn into a sloppy shit show 

Girl - 9 mins later: Aw crap. I was planning on falling over myself in public and vomiting in my bag 

Me - 15 mins later: Usually you vomit on yourself, then you get brought home like a paraplegic 

Girl - 1 min later: I've never vomited but I've been escorted home. Last birthday 

Me - 16 mins later: Sounds like a fun time 

Me: Im so dead I just finished working out 

Me: Barely human 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmao I had the time of my life. I was just drunk and was too much. So my friends took me home. I was in roll n roaster dancing 

Girl: Lucky you. I just finished class 

Girl - 1 min later: And gonna go study 

Me - 15 mins later: That's how it works, roll n roaster singing. I could use some free entertainment next time I'm there 

Me: Best you should if you plan on losing in pool 

Girl - 20 mins later: Lmao I don't 

Me - 39 mins later: I just realized its the middle of may and its disgusting out, I wanna take my shirt off already 

Girl - 7 mins later: I'm studying and I keep getting interrupted by my strange hunger 

Me - 26 mins later: What is a strange hunger? Like devouring everything for no reason 

Me - 1 min later: I feel like you eat like a pot head sober and make funny shit 

Girl - 11 mins later: Lmfaao yeah like one hour I want a grilled cheese and the next I'm craving a cookie. Probably a result of finals stress 

Me - 7 mins later: Lmaoo now I want to put a cookie in a grilled cheese 

Me: That's straight orgasm and a half 

Girl - 10 mins later: Lmfao no. Imagine a donut but like with bacon egg and cheese 

Me - 14 mins later: Too bad I just had 3, you missed out you bum 

Me: But I can use one of those 

Me: What kind of donut though 

Girl - 10 mins later: Hmm. Well if it's being used for a sandwich it has to be glazed. But my fave donuts have to have filling in them 

Me - 8 mins later: Now you are on a mission: feed chase right in t minus 3 days 

Girl: Lmao we'll see 

Me - 6 mins later: I have to be presented with food, you know I'm a hungry guy 

Me: And you dknt help with your pics 

Girl - 16 mins later: Lmao they're not helping me either. I'm having munchies from them lmao
 

Me: I say cheers to that with my kale and broccoli, ill teach you how to eat beb 

Girl - 1 min later: I prefer spinach over kale. Kale is too chewy for me and gets in the 

Me - 5 mins later: I thought you would like that if it was in my teeth. Very rustic 

Girl - 3 mins later: way of enjoying food. As for spinach- it's awesome. I like sautéing it 

Me - 10 mins later: Oh so you can cook, another thing I'm gonna have to kick your ass in too 

Girl - 11 mins later: Lmfao. You're Chinese, you should be used to broccoli in between your teeth 

Girl - 8 mins later: Lmaao 

Me - 22 mins later: Lets not forget bugs too, they keep my teeth nice and give an even color tone 

Girl - 4 mins later: Really? What kind of bugs 

Me - 6 mins later: Give me a guess 

Me: It has 6 legs 

Girl: I only know birds that clean teeth 
picture of a guy with birds cleaning mouth

Girl - 2 mins later: with chicken or using it in salads 

Me - 10 mins later: That's my cousin dont make fun of him, he's had a hard life 

Me - 1 min later: I finally left this hell hole called brooklyn college 

Girl - 1 min later: Not permanently right? You're in your third or fourth year? 

Me - 4 mins later: Nope not done yet, but now the studying begins, i already have my bed set up there 

Girl: Yeah. I had a time when I fell asleep in the library cafe by accident 

Girl: Just like on my laptop 

Girl: You didn't answer my question though- 3rd or 4th 

Me - 11 mins later: They probably thought you were a bum so they left you alone 

Me: Going into my 4th 

Girl - 3 mins later: 100%.

Especially with my laptop 

Me - 1 min later: Been stalking since day one
posted a picture of a homeless clown 

Girl: Lmfaaao 
posts some gay meme about makeup

Me - 24 mins later: And that's why being a guy is the shit 

Me - 6 mins later: Damn I really eat like a beast 

Me: Theres no way you can keep up 

Girl - 58 mins later: Wasn't planning on it anyway ;p 

Me - 27 mins later: They catch me at my best moments 
kobeyashi eating hot dogs

Girl - 27 mins later: Lmfaao 

Girl: Isn't that the winner of the Coney Island hot dog eating contest? 

Me - 40 mins later: Nope that's me, I like hot dogs during the warm weather 

Me: Whatre you up to

Girl: I took a long ass nap and now I'm fighting myself on whether to watch a movie or study. I think the movie is gonna win