Godmode Bathroom Pull but LMR cause of BF - Ensuing Text Convo
Yeah so I put 3 new ones away in the past 4 days (2 of which resulted from epic text game I'm learning here Wooo) so was feeling SUPER in the zone last night.
Walking past her, get her attention and just do massive body language push like "what the fuck get out of here, who do you think you are". She's immediately chasing me and I just keep pulling away from her and she's fucking loving it. Then wall slam makeout.
She's all high off me, looks like she's on drugs, starts dragging me around frantically looking for somewhere where people aren't. Bathroom. Yes. So we're inside cubicle, makeout, hand down her pants then she freaks out cause she realizes she's about to get fucked and she "has a boyfriend who she loves". So yeah try turn it round for like 10 min but couldn't bring it round. Tried shit like "I have a boyfriend too", "It's all a dream"...
Took her number, told her "Break up with your boyfriend, or don't I don't care", like assuming she will see me again it was pretty gangster.
SO yeah today I send her
Me: Hey beb, so bad in the bathroom last night but I've got a boyfriend so nothing can happen between us. Sorry
So I thought this was pretty funny and garanteed to get a reply. Might have been a bit dark though, IDK
Her: Hey, sorry dude. Get your fact straight you came on to me after I told you I have a boyfriend but anyway, act mature about it. Both wrong. Cheers
Lol so she's obviously got some buyers remourse going on. Probably provoked by my message. I mean shit I made it super explicit, I just thought it was super funny cause that's exactly what her message probably would have been if I did some lame chode shit.
Anyways clearly I'm not heavily invested in this but it would be funny to try turn it around. Manwhore hit me with your knowledge
Typo, my initial message was:
Me: Hey beb, so I know you wanted me so bad in the bathroom last night but I've got a boyfriend so nothing can happen between us. Sorry
I would just rub it in her face that she got horny like a little kitten in heat her incessant meowing could be heard for miles. Or something like that. Just to fuck with her hehe
I love the convos with boyfriends I have from time to time.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
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Me: Couldn't help it.. The way you got horny like a little kitten in heat your incessant meowing could be heard for miles
Haha shit. Let's see what happens
Hahaha
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She actually believes I have a boyfriend after I was trying to hook up with in the bathroom of a club.. LOL
Her: Okay dude, could you please stop messaging me. All respect, I have a boyfriend and you have a partner. That night has past now, it was honestly intoxicated, unthought of action.
Yeah so that's about as far as I'm going to take this. Nothing more will come of this except making her feel bad. Good to push my comfort zone but don't want to make anyone feel like shit - its not her fault she fell under my spell really.
Me: Lol I'm not gay I've just been messing with ya. In all seriousness though I don't want to be a dick about it. Its no biggie - done, forgotten, nothing to worry about
After I tease her for being like a kitten on heat I tell her I don't want to be a dick about it. LOL. Anyway
Dude.. c'mon we were just getting started. You didn't have to hurt her why did you get the idea that's what we were doing? Geezez christ talk about chopping your balls off. Good luck getting somewhere with this girl!
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Couldn't handle the pressure I caved 