Got a new Roommate: Convo from last night
A lot of this is obviously just friendly//rapport//banter..... but I also feel like it's def. sorta swinging in and out between that and some tension//flirty. Wanted to see whatcha all thought
Her: Are you lisetning to I Ain't With it on repeat? [insert werid emoji] (She's in the room right above me, so she hears what's good in my room//I was blastin' that shit)
Her: I also love Chromeo, but shiteee
Me: I will turn it down haha
Her: no biggie, i'm putting on headphones to get in the zone
Her: life your life
Me: Soo I kind of listen to shit on epeat until I'm done with it
Me: I'm really bad at music
(I hear audible bouts of laughter coming from her room)
Her: That's not a real way to live
Her: Do you have a spotify account?
(we had joked about how I didn't have sheets on my bed when she stopped by my room earlier)
Me: I think I do, but I'll admit it's similar to asking me the quetion, "Do you have sheets?" Like theoretically I believe the concept of both those things exist, and I may have dabbled in their existence, but ultimately I have yet to grasp either concept on a fundamental level
(Again- I literally hear her cracking up in her room)
Her: All you need in this world i shumor, potted. you'll be alright
Me: I think there's more substance to that statement than you realize
Her: To my statement?
Her: Oh yeah, I don't fuck around
Her: I meant it!
Me: That and a song on repeat
Me: But you were close
Me: So def partial credit
Her: I just want to orbit the sun, I don't need to be the sun
Me: Don't give away all the mystery [name]
Me: Wanna leave at least somethin to the imagination
Her: *one L, Potted [purposely misspells my name]
Me: Oh
Me: Well this is clearly awkward
Her: I AINT WIT ITTT
Me: So just a quick tip
Her: (I'm nervous)
Me: If you're sending out an internal email referencing a "section 3. d. ii. 1"
Me: You're doin it wrong
Her: for fuck's sake
Her: fire on the spot
Me: But I'm also reflecting on the number of directions that could have gone in
Her: So cryptic
Me: Like how many different types of "quick tips" could I have gone with there
Me: Your nervousness was def. justified
Her: That math is above me. remember those questions in middle school. Suzie has 6 shirts, 3 pants, and 2 pairs of shoes. How many different outfits can she make?
Her: idgaf...she should wear a uniform everyday
Thoughts?
So our landlord came by yesterday and dropped off some alc for us
Her: I hear landlord brought the house some Konyagi?
Her: Is he bribing us?
Me: Dave gives me weird vibes
Me: I drank all the Konyagi #bribefail
Her: that's false, because you would be face down in the hole in your floor
Her: and/or rollin around DC in a limo... again
Me: I've literally just been holllllerin at MAD bitches whilst careening, head out the top, towards the capital
Me: You don't know me!
Her: I just LOL'd inappropriately on this Amtrak train, so your influence is REGIONAL
Her: take advantage of this east coast cache before you leave
.... yeah I think I'm like oddly into this chick, but like I'm still kinda unsure as to where this stands... also im pretty sure that last text from her was an invitation for us to get drunk together
Yeah I'd say you're a massive pimp and your roomie is going to inevitably fall in love with you. If that happens you've got two options.. drown her, fuck her, kick her out. Or you could do all three just switch up the order
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah, that's kinda what I figured.
Yo that new side-banner ad is your best yet.
Thx I'm glad to hear that. I'm going to make some changes to it as well. Make "me" smaller (that's sort of ridiculous), make a clear Call To Action, and make the font a bit bigger.
Btw I think you've got enough lateral movement here to sort of keep this girl on standby. E.g. there's an aloof/high value enough vibe going on where she's not going to feel she's got enough rapport to start making emotional demands on you but yes she's probably going to start showing some sexuality. If things go too far and you don't reciprocate you'll have a potentially scorned woman on your hands. This happened to me around 2009 and I couldn't really deal with it but I learned my lesson. I got head several times from the next one and this gave me enough emotional leverage to sort of keep the hatches battened down.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Bang her.
Yeah... so this is kinda interesting
The night after we had been doin all this texting, she hits me up out of the blue and is like, "Where's the alc? I wanna bring it with me on a date tonight" (the landlord had brought it for her because she was new, but I took it cause she wasn't at the house at the time)
Just seemed like an odd thing for her to say. Not that it's odd that she's going on a date - obv I expect that... but odd that she would specifically tell me that detail - seemed kindaaaa... off? Either way, I just told her it was in my room and she could go grab it.
I got the feeling this was her way of maybe trying to distance herself from the situation, as it was kinda obvious what direction our shit was heading in... thoughts?
Sure or you could be the casual roommate she's banging on the side. E.g. if you're like.. TOTALLY COOL with her going on dates and possibly even banging other dudes if it comes down to it (sure you can run shadow lording game on the side sometimes, lol), then she's free to have a completely casual relationship where she just comes down and sucks your cock to put you to bed. Been there done that, fucking awesome.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah, I don't really give a fuck what she does lol
Good call - and yeahhhh he stopped by the house for a sec, and I ran a little insedius game.. it's pretty remarkable what you can get away with sometimes haha I'm sure she banged him regardless so wtvr
Lol what happened whe he showed up potted