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A lot of this is obviously just friendly//rapport//banter..... but I also feel like it's def. sorta swinging in and out between that and some tension//flirty. Wanted to see whatcha all thought

Her: Are you lisetning to I Ain't With it on repeat? [insert werid emoji]  (She's in the room right above me, so she hears what's good in my room//I was blastin' that shit)

Her: I also love Chromeo, but shiteee 

Me: I will turn it down haha

Her: no biggie, i'm putting on headphones to get in the zone

Her: life your life

Me: Soo I kind of listen to shit on epeat until I'm done with it

Me: I'm really bad at music

(I hear audible bouts of laughter coming from her room)

Her: That's not a real way to live 

Her: Do you have a spotify account?

(we had joked about how I didn't have sheets on my bed when she stopped by my room earlier)

Me: I think I do, but I'll admit it's similar to asking me the quetion, "Do you have sheets?" Like theoretically I believe the concept of both those things exist, and I may have dabbled in their existence, but ultimately I have yet to grasp either concept on a fundamental level

(Again- I literally hear her cracking up in her room)

Her: All you need in this world i shumor, potted. you'll be alright

Me: I think there's more substance to that statement than you realize

Her: To my statement?

Her: Oh yeah, I don't fuck around

Her: I meant it!

Me: That and a song on repeat

Me: But you were close

Me: So def partial credit

Her: I just want to orbit the sun, I don't need to be the sun

Me: Don't give away all the mystery [name]

Me: Wanna leave at least somethin to the imagination 

Her: *one L, Potted [purposely misspells my name]

Me: Oh 

Me: Well this is clearly awkward

Her: I AINT WIT ITTT

Me: So just a quick tip

Her: (I'm nervous)

Me: If you're sending out an internal email referencing a "section 3. d. ii. 1"

Me: You're doin it wrong

Her: for fuck's sake

Her: fire on the spot

Me: But I'm also reflecting on the number of directions that could have gone in

Her: So cryptic

Me: Like how many different types of "quick tips" could I have gone with there

Me: Your nervousness was def. justified

Her: That math is above me. remember those questions in middle school. Suzie has 6 shirts, 3 pants, and 2 pairs of shoes. How many different outfits can she make?

Her: idgaf...she should wear a uniform everyday

Thoughts?

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So our landlord came by

So our landlord came by yesterday and dropped off some alc for us

Her: I hear landlord brought the house some Konyagi?

Her: Is he bribing us?

Me: Dave gives me weird vibes

Me: I drank all the Konyagi #bribefail

Her: that's false, because you would be face down in the hole in your floor

Her: and/or rollin around DC in a limo... again

Me: I've literally just been holllllerin at MAD bitches whilst careening, head out the top, towards the capital

Me: You don't know me!

Her: I just LOL'd inappropriately on this Amtrak train, so your influence is REGIONAL

Her: take advantage of this east coast cache before you leave 

.... yeah I think I'm like oddly into this chick, but like I'm still kinda unsure as to where this stands... also im pretty sure that last text from her was an invitation for us to get drunk together

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Yeah I'd say you're a massive

Yeah I'd say you're a massive pimp and your roomie is going to inevitably fall in love with you. If that happens you've got two options.. drown her, fuck her, kick her out. Or you could do all three just switch up the order 

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Yeah, that's kinda what I

Yeah, that's kinda what I figured. 

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Thx I'm glad to hear that.

Thx I'm glad to hear that. I'm going to make some changes to it as well. Make "me" smaller (that's sort of ridiculous), make a clear Call To Action, and make the font a bit bigger. 

Btw I think you've got enough lateral movement here to sort of keep this girl on standby. E.g. there's an aloof/high value enough vibe going on where she's not going to feel she's got enough rapport to start making emotional demands on you but yes she's probably going to start showing some sexuality. If things go too far and you don't reciprocate you'll have a potentially scorned woman on your hands. This happened to me around 2009 and I couldn't really deal with it but I learned my lesson. I got head several times from the next one and this gave me enough emotional leverage to sort of keep the hatches battened down. 

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Bang her. 

Bang her. 

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Yeah... so this is kinda

Yeah... so this is kinda interesting

The night after we had been doin all this texting, she hits me up out of the blue and is like, "Where's the alc? I wanna bring it with me on a date tonight" (the landlord had brought it for her because she was new, but I took it cause she wasn't at the house at the time)

Just seemed like an odd thing for her to say. Not that it's odd that she's going on a date - obv I expect that... but odd that she would specifically tell me that detail - seemed kindaaaa... off? Either way, I just told her it was in my room and she could go grab it.

I got the feeling this was her way of maybe trying to distance herself from the situation, as it was kinda obvious what direction our shit was heading in... thoughts?

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Sure or you could be the

Sure or you could be the casual roommate she's banging on the side. E.g. if you're like.. TOTALLY COOL with her going on dates and possibly even banging other dudes if it comes down to it (sure you can run shadow lording game on the side sometimes, lol), then she's free to have a completely casual relationship where she just comes down and sucks your cock to put you to bed. Been there done that, fucking awesome. 

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Yeah, I  don't really give a

Yeah, I  don't really give a fuck what she does lol

Good call  - and yeahhhh he stopped by the house for a sec, and I ran a little insedius game.. it's pretty remarkable what you can get away with sometimes haha I'm sure she banged him regardless so wtvr

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Lol what happened whe he

Lol what happened whe he showed up potted