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Guys i wanted your opinions on my text game. Where you find it good, and what needs to be improved. Also where I should take it from here

Me: [sent picture of ginger with cream on his face, said it was her]

Girl: Lol I HATE u 

Me - 3 mins later: I just heard you scream out your window "I love chase." 

Girl - 1 min later: You dont even know where I live :p 

Me - 2 mins later: My sensitive ears hear your echoes beb 

Girl - 3 mins later: I think your mistaking me with someone else :p 

Me - 6 mins later: I can't miss that cute little voice of yours 

Girl - 10 mins later: Lmao oh lawddd 

Me - 14 mins later: Bish my legs are killing me. I can barely walk 

Girl - 2 mins later: Rotfl whyy 

Me - 3 mins later: I was in your hood and I destroyed em 

Me: Only a good movie will keep my mind off it 

Girl - 1 min later: How did u destroy em 

Me - 5 mins later: I robbed a ice cream truck and ran a lot 

Girl: NO YOU DIDN'T 

Me - 8 mins later: I have so much ice cream I dont even plan on eating 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmfao whatever you sayyyy 

Me - 4 mins later: I actually have a henchman position open 

Girl - 3 mins later: Lmao is tht you offering it to me ? 

Me - 7 mins later: Maybee. Just dont tell anyone its a secret 

Girl: I gotchaaa 

Me - 1 min later: Whatchu up to beb 

Girl - 1 min later: Im really bored :( I decided to stay home and give myself a break but i regret it so much..i was cleaning my room but now im over that so idk what to do 

Girl: I need a new id in life 

Me - 7 mins later: I feel you on that. Im about to go on adventure to get some excitement. Are you able to hang 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmaooo what type of adventure 

Me - 1 min later: Idk...thats the magic behind it 

Girl - 2 mins later: Lmao oh god 

Me - 2 mins later: Bring ur ski mask 

Girl - 1 min later: Lmfaoo going to jail tn 

Me - 2 mins later: You gotta be my bonnie and back me up 

Girl - 4 mins later: Whats in it for me 

Me - 1 min later: A lot of ice cream 

Me - 19 mins later: Must be lactose intolerant

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Girl - 1 min later: Lmfaoo

Girl - 1 min later: Lmfaoo going to jail tn 



Me - 2 mins later: You gotta be my bonnie and back me up 

Okay, so just using this as an example. Your response is kinda weak, it's almost like, "I can't do this without you"... very "whiny" sounding- which is totally leaching value from her. 

Instead, I woulda played off the jail thing, and done it int he opposite way... so something like this:

Her: Lmfaooo going to jail tn
Me: It's cool beb, I'll protect you from the scary men in there
Me: Plus, you're with me so deep-down you know you won't get caught

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I see what you did there

I see what you did there pottedflowers

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Me:[sent a picture of a lot

Me:[sent a picture of a lot of ice cream, and said how she missed out]

Girl: Im going to kill you lmao 

Me - 3 mins later: Why you so jelly boo 

Girl - 3 mins later: Lmao im not 

Me - 3 mins later: Thats fine more for me. 

Me: So whatchu up to beb

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Girl: Im watching law and

Girl: Im watching law and order bored

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Me: Trying to figure a way

Me: Trying to figure a way out of jail. How clever 
Girl - 2 mins later: This show gives me anxiety 
Me - 5 mins later: Do you have a bounty on your head 
Girl - 8 mins later: No why

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Lol this girl's sense of

Lol this girl's sense of humor stayed home today

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Me: I heard some guys were

Me: I heard some guys were looking for a greek girl with anxiety

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Girls are emotional. Who

Girls are emotional. Who knows, maybe she had a tough day at work, and just can't be fun..... that's the difference between girls and guys

As a man, if I have a bad day, and I go to meet up with a girl, I'm going to sack up and be awesome. 

Girls will just dive into their emotions and let that control their actions. Says nothing for how she actually feels about you as a person..