Had 3 chicks, could not close!
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 21:32
Last night went to a house party with a bunch of my buddies and admittedly got buzzed :P
I later invited this French chick I banged a month ago, she recently texted me that she is visiting town. (She moved 6 hours away)
While my buddies were occupying the roommates, French girl was being mega sassy the whole time and would not comply to anything.She wouldn't come in to dance because the music was not up to par, so she chilled smoking on the front yard with a roomie. To top that off she was legitimately getting mad at me (or playing games) for touching her.
I couldn't crack the code in that moment, but now that I look back I should have physically lifted her far from her friends.
I think of is that she didn't want to be "easy" in front of her new roommates and judged.
Fast forward French girl ran off with one of her roomies to go find somebody. I got insecure, thought she lied and that she left the party.I joined my roommate and a community buddy. They strongly suggested I drop her because of what they were seeing on the exterior: that she was being a bitch to me LOL. The rest of the guys I hang with on the regular suggested the same thing prior to me banging her. I didn't care, I followed through.
Reason was because after reviewing my FRs on RSD, I realized it was ME fucking up with her... she takes no pity for chodes lol. Still need to write up the LR.
I later invited this French chick I banged a month ago, she recently texted me that she is visiting town. (She moved 6 hours away)
While my buddies were occupying the roommates, French girl was being mega sassy the whole time and would not comply to anything.She wouldn't come in to dance because the music was not up to par, so she chilled smoking on the front yard with a roomie. To top that off she was legitimately getting mad at me (or playing games) for touching her.
I couldn't crack the code in that moment, but now that I look back I should have physically lifted her far from her friends.
I think of is that she didn't want to be "easy" in front of her new roommates and judged.
Fast forward French girl ran off with one of her roomies to go find somebody. I got insecure, thought she lied and that she left the party.I joined my roommate and a community buddy. They strongly suggested I drop her because of what they were seeing on the exterior: that she was being a bitch to me LOL. The rest of the guys I hang with on the regular suggested the same thing prior to me banging her. I didn't care, I followed through.
Reason was because after reviewing my FRs on RSD, I realized it was ME fucking up with her... she takes no pity for chodes lol. Still need to write up the LR.
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 21:35
#1
Chick #2
During our little debrief, a hot blondie immediately caught my attention coming onto the yard. I did not hesitate, I left the homies and went right up to her face.
Don't know what I did but the set was hooking. Next thing I knew I had her up against the house's sliding door, making out. I figured i'd pull her but I needed to baby step it. I told her we're going right across the street where there is a dark mini park overlooking the ocean. She threw some objections but I crushed them.
I grabbed her hand and led her out (she threw a 5min time constraint wtf). We went to a dark secluded spot, had her mounted on me sitting down. Groping and more makeouts ensued. 5 minutes was up and I knew i'd lose her if we went back into the party. So this is what went down:
ME: We're going to my place, we're only hooking up, no sex.
HER: We already hooked, what's the point?
ME: Because I said so. I live on *street address*
HER: That's too far, and I don't have my shoes! (My house is 10mins walk...)
ME: Hop on my back, I'll drive you back (She broke a high heel on the way to the park)
She gave me more shit and even tested my soberness by having me walk a line forward and backwards... Stupid.
I tried minimizing talking, just walking away to see if she would follow. NOPE, she just stood in the middle of the street in her socks watching me lol.
I decided to just cut the bullshit, backed up into her and mounted her on my back. She said something along the lines of knowing the guy standing outside the party and that she'll yell "RAPE!!" I couldn't distinguish how serious she was or if it was a test so I put her down ASAP, fuck that.
Brought her back the party and she shut me out. I got shut down the rest of the night by other girls, turned out half my BLACK face was covered in blondie's make-up...SHIT. My buddies were telling me French girl is ignoring me because she saw me macking on the blondie.
Don't know what I did but the set was hooking. Next thing I knew I had her up against the house's sliding door, making out. I figured i'd pull her but I needed to baby step it. I told her we're going right across the street where there is a dark mini park overlooking the ocean. She threw some objections but I crushed them.
I grabbed her hand and led her out (she threw a 5min time constraint wtf). We went to a dark secluded spot, had her mounted on me sitting down. Groping and more makeouts ensued. 5 minutes was up and I knew i'd lose her if we went back into the party. So this is what went down:
ME: We're going to my place, we're only hooking up, no sex.
HER: We already hooked, what's the point?
ME: Because I said so. I live on *street address*
HER: That's too far, and I don't have my shoes! (My house is 10mins walk...)
ME: Hop on my back, I'll drive you back (She broke a high heel on the way to the park)
She gave me more shit and even tested my soberness by having me walk a line forward and backwards... Stupid.
I tried minimizing talking, just walking away to see if she would follow. NOPE, she just stood in the middle of the street in her socks watching me lol.
I decided to just cut the bullshit, backed up into her and mounted her on my back. She said something along the lines of knowing the guy standing outside the party and that she'll yell "RAPE!!" I couldn't distinguish how serious she was or if it was a test so I put her down ASAP, fuck that.
Brought her back the party and she shut me out. I got shut down the rest of the night by other girls, turned out half my BLACK face was covered in blondie's make-up...SHIT. My buddies were telling me French girl is ignoring me because she saw me macking on the blondie.
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 21:36
#2
Chick # 3
I finally got to my house with some of the guys, laughing and watching TV in the living room.
Out of nowhere this brunette chick comes inside looking for one of my roommates.
For some reason I yell something at her and she immediately comes up to me saying "Hi i'm Lauren!!"
She hung around for a couple of minutes before disappearing somewhere in the house.
Fast forward I was walking through the hallway and she popped out of the bathroom. We started flirting for a brief moment before she lunged herself at me.
I pulled away, told her we're not hooking up in the hallway that we're going to my room. She inevitably gave me shit for it, saying shit like "You might rape me blah blah blah" I reframed with "Yeah as far as I'm concerned, you could be a 50 year old man with a fucking penis" It made no sense but got the job done.
Pulled her into my room, she threw her shoes off and got on my bed. I turned the light off, we made out some more before she gave me more shit repeating "I feel bad" I then had to preach several times "I feel bad, it's all my fault" to relieve responsibility. Things were progressing, she got too turned on and ran out of the house lol.
FML yo!
Out of nowhere this brunette chick comes inside looking for one of my roommates.
For some reason I yell something at her and she immediately comes up to me saying "Hi i'm Lauren!!"
She hung around for a couple of minutes before disappearing somewhere in the house.
Fast forward I was walking through the hallway and she popped out of the bathroom. We started flirting for a brief moment before she lunged herself at me.
I pulled away, told her we're not hooking up in the hallway that we're going to my room. She inevitably gave me shit for it, saying shit like "You might rape me blah blah blah" I reframed with "Yeah as far as I'm concerned, you could be a 50 year old man with a fucking penis" It made no sense but got the job done.
Pulled her into my room, she threw her shoes off and got on my bed. I turned the light off, we made out some more before she gave me more shit repeating "I feel bad" I then had to preach several times "I feel bad, it's all my fault" to relieve responsibility. Things were progressing, she got too turned on and ran out of the house lol.
FML yo!
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 22:39
#3
Should have gone for bangage
Should have gone for bangage at park.
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Sun, 04/14/2013 - 23:05
#4
Yeah MW I definitely
Yeah MW I definitely considered that but there were issues with that
The park is no bigger than a basketball court and there were a few people there including foot patrol lol.
It was unsettling for her at times as she would look around checking to see who was approaching.
I even tried pulling my dick out and she went "no no no no" solely because of that.
The park is no bigger than a basketball court and there were a few people there including foot patrol lol.
It was unsettling for her at times as she would look around checking to see who was approaching.
I even tried pulling my dick out and she went "no no no no" solely because of that.
Sun, 04/14/2013 - 23:07
#5
So to get "ahead of the
So to get "ahead of the river" what could YOU have done to settle her down? I've done this relentlessly. I've banged girls in cars when her friends were in the car with us doing this exact thing..
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Tue, 04/16/2013 - 22:13
#6
I should have attempted to
I should have attempted to bounce to my spot within that 5 mins constraint or hop into someone's backyard
Aside that i'm not quite sure what I could have done to be honest :P
I spent 2 days thinking it through lol
Aside that i'm not quite sure what I could have done to be honest :P
I spent 2 days thinking it through lol