Had a Buddhagames moment...kinda
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:47
Was partyin hardcore last friday; got this MILF's attention. Hot ass stripper body, aged face but great energy. We get freaky by the table, her friend is keeping a close eye on her cause she's gotta propensity for being a wild child. Eventually tells me she's married, been an honest woman for just 4 weeks and has cheated on her chode hubby during that time. I tell her i'm next lol
Anyway, she asks my age, i tell her 19; she says she's too old for me, and i say yeahhhh i know. My belief is that bitches are jealous of my youth, they wanna suck it all up like leeches. Gonna have to start actively telling them that then palming them off. So she tells me about her 19 year old daughter i should meet; she gives me her FB, and says to shoot her a message about us two partyin. The daughter is SEXY. But lives far off, outside of London. Me and the MILF makeout; i suppose i should've went one step further and banged her ass, went through the family like Visitor Q or something.
Sent her girl a message the next day, "hey, this is gonna sound ridiculous, I was partyin with your mum Alice last night at Dstkrt. she said to say hi lol"
girl replied a couple days later, "that is really weird...where exactly was this? and why did she say to say hi ha?"
might just reply "in London yo. We were killin it on the dancefloor then she just started talkin. Showed me yer facebook and was like SEND HER A MESSAGE. How could i say no to that...."
Anyway, she asks my age, i tell her 19; she says she's too old for me, and i say yeahhhh i know. My belief is that bitches are jealous of my youth, they wanna suck it all up like leeches. Gonna have to start actively telling them that then palming them off. So she tells me about her 19 year old daughter i should meet; she gives me her FB, and says to shoot her a message about us two partyin. The daughter is SEXY. But lives far off, outside of London. Me and the MILF makeout; i suppose i should've went one step further and banged her ass, went through the family like Visitor Q or something.
Sent her girl a message the next day, "hey, this is gonna sound ridiculous, I was partyin with your mum Alice last night at Dstkrt. she said to say hi lol"
girl replied a couple days later, "that is really weird...where exactly was this? and why did she say to say hi ha?"
might just reply "in London yo. We were killin it on the dancefloor then she just started talkin. Showed me yer facebook and was like SEND HER A MESSAGE. How could i say no to that...."
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 08:53
#1
Re: Had a Buddhagames moment...kinda
@Gogo:
oh yer this relates to buddha cause i think this woman hooked him up with her daughter in a shop monthssss ago.
oh yer this relates to buddha cause i think this woman hooked him up with her daughter in a shop monthssss ago.
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:04
#2
Re: Had a Buddhagames moment...kinda
@Gogo:
Hm, I would not admit to such things. If this is the case, the "Milf" you made out with is quite the warbeast... but I'll let it slide because I like the validation of having a field report named after me.
+1
Hm, I would not admit to such things. If this is the case, the "Milf" you made out with is quite the warbeast... but I'll let it slide because I like the validation of having a field report named after me.
+1
Tue, 11/27/2012 - 09:54
#3
Re: Had a Buddhagames moment...kinda
Gogo you should be ashamed of yourself.. falling for a woman's frame like that. You take her out of there, bring her home, and tell her to take it doggystyle. Or save time and pull her into some little dark corner and put your cock in her. Then hit up her daughter.
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Tue, 11/27/2012 - 22:38
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@Gogo:
LOL this is dope.
Dude I'm back in London now. Me and you need to go MILF hunting around molester square
LOL this is dope.
Dude I'm back in London now. Me and you need to go MILF hunting around molester square
Wed, 11/28/2012 - 08:23
#5
Re: Had a Buddhagames moment...kinda
@kris:
granny looked like she had a tight cooch with that prime ass body - MW's right, i should've gave her a good reason to get a hip replacement.
Anyway, didn't have to send the message in the end - the girl added me couple hours after. I think i'll just find out when she's coming to london and keep it brief; my awesomeness has already had a profound effect on her.
YH KRIS!
granny looked like she had a tight cooch with that prime ass body - MW's right, i should've gave her a good reason to get a hip replacement.
Anyway, didn't have to send the message in the end - the girl added me couple hours after. I think i'll just find out when she's coming to london and keep it brief; my awesomeness has already had a profound effect on her.
YH KRIS!