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HB 8 Waitress @ Bar (Text Game) - Where did I go wrong?

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Another bar approach. 

I give this girl weird stares from across the room and she giggles her ass off. I go approach and jump into conversation. We vibe super hard and have this inpenetrable bubble around us. She tells me consistently that I'm the first guy who didn't try to grope her tonight and that I'm so fucking awesome and confident. Hehehehehe ya i know bitch ;D

I start staring at her friend cause there was some commotion going on over there AND cause she was crazy hot as well lol. My girl notices and goes "She's hot isn't she".

I go, "I'm not into black chicks. I like my chocolate white ;)" And give her the stare down of a lifetime lol. She laughs her ass off again and is basically psuedo falling in love with me as the night progresses lol.

We do a lil marriage roleplay, I tease her about going to a rival school, her hot friend whispers in her eye that I'm super cute, blah blah, the whole deal. Make out for a bit and then I bounce because she had work early in the morn. No pull :(

Oh ya and she BEGS me to take her number. Word.

Her: nikkkkkiiiiiiiii

Her: minajjj baby

Me: Hey babycakes its drake but better

Me: Go get thsoe tips tmmrw and save some for me...daddy needs his sugar mama lol ;)

*No Response....next day

Me: Just ran into 3 poles consecutively omw to cvs..geezus

Me: I need a slave to do these jobs for me gawsh

Her: Hahahahah sorry i didnt text you back i was knocked when i saw your text.

Me: Tech girls are notorious for being slackers. Dw you can't help it :)

*No response...next day..just wanted to test that koala shit MW posted lol

Me: Hey can u settle a fierce debate ive been having?

Her: Lol yes.

Me: Do lil koalas like drinkets? Or is it just sexy lil koalas that do..

Her: what does that even mean??? hahahaha

Me: He used to call her koala. Now she's "just someone that he used to know"

I quickly realize that the text was meant for someone else lol so i recover ASAP

Me: Totally messing with you lol. Hows your day going pumpkin

Me: Drove back to my hometown in noke tday. Exhausted afff :?

Her: Sorry ive been knocked!! was out wayyy too late last night lol

Her: its okay but i workd 9-4 and that killed me

Me: Aw that blowsss

Me: I actually forgot what you do...washing old folks in a sexy outfit ya?

Me: Thats my dream job lol. I know my way around the tub

*No response...that was yesterday.

Can't seem to get this girl in a convo. It looks like i'm trying too hard but thats cause im just trying to spark the fire. I didnt even think i'd need to go this hard cause we vibed so well in person and I carried the momentum immediately through text...

Probably was a blunder because I didnt actually forget what she did...i just wanted to say something funny...but not enough to ghost me for. GRRRRR

Thoughts? I plan on re-engaging but need to know where I'm at.

Things I know about her/we talked about:

-Waitress (We talked about how she wears a sexy outfit for tips..i misinterpreted it as being tits and we had a good laugh)

-Sugar mama (Talked about her being my sugar mama cause she gets so many tips lol)

-Her name's nikki so i called her nikki minaj

-She's a pyschology major

-Goes to a rival school

-Marriage roleplay

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Those texts were specifically

Those texts were specifically for Aequitas I have no idea why you threw those in there but yeah it was weird and with the rest of your texting you're just coming off like a possible stage 5 serial murderer

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Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Really? No i totally see how

Really? No i totally see how that koala was weird but not the murderer stuff.

I can re-engage with something less out there and play a more normal vibe instead of this flashy hoo haa stuff right? Its not lost ya?

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Yeah go for it.

Yeah go for it.

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Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
I hope I'm not confusing this

I hope I'm not confusing this with boring...but...

Is a simple "Hey whatsup buttercup, was just thinking about you" ok?

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Don't like the buttercup

Don't like the buttercup thing it's too endearing right now.

How about something easy like "what's up homie how's your day treatin yah :)" "im just finishing up some homework gawd damn im a nerd lol"

or a snapchat maybez

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Jihad do a bunch of pushups

Jihad do a bunch of pushups and situps right now then go outside and do 5 sprints in your neighborhood. Don't question, just do it. 

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Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Sent meows thing Me: Whatsup

Sent meows thing

Me: Whatsup buttercup hows your day treatin yah:)

Me: Just finishing up some hw, im such a nerd lol

She usually responds in a min so.... wah :(

EDIT:

Just did the pushups and situps and sprints lol

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Awwww why'd you drop the the

Awwww why'd you drop the the "gawd damn" you were supposed to own it like a mad scientist not just an average nerd that's not hawt!!

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Awwww why'd you drop the the

Awwww why'd you drop the the "gawd damn" you were supposed to own it like a mad scientist not just an average nerd that's not hawt!!

Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Just dropped my most powerful

Just dropped my most powerful weapon. The voicemail muahahahha

itbwas sexy

heres how it went:

hey babe whatsup?!

just got done w this crazy ass workout at the gym now im about to grab a burger with some buds and headed to this dope restaurant called zinburger ...go figure getting a burger right?

Anywho just wanted to see what you were up to, hope you're staying out of trouble missy

Ah gimme a sec, driving rn

anywho, shoot me a txt alright. Later!

Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Nothing yet but we'll see

Nothing yet but we'll see where the voicemail gets me.

Like honestly I find this whole discussion foreign to me. I'm not seeing where i'm fucking up because i'm in the same silly&sincere headspae ive been with other girls.

the first text i sent with the "Drake" and the "sugarmama" thing..that was all callback humor nothing foreign.

The cvs running into 3 poles was real too because i didnt have my contacts in lol. Then the tease about her going to a rival school was callback again. Calling her a slacker and stuff

The koala thing - OK THAT WAS WEIRD IM SORRY LOL

But i recovered asking about her day and my day

Then the old folks thing...i thought that was hilarious..."iknow my way around the tub" lolol come on. Was that really stage 5 serial killer? I was thinking at most stage 2

___

Before I consulted you guys, I was gonna re-engage with this

Me: Girl ur such a bad txter !! Do i have to ask your father for your hand in txting first lol?

Me: (Pug pic with a tuxedo)

Then when you guys said i sounded like a serial killer i thought...ohh, lemme dial it down and I sent Meows text.

HMMMMMM AGHHGHGDHHAH

:P

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Yeah this was a discussion we

Yeah this was a discussion we had about 4 yrs back on the forum. Some of the guys taking the Silly Sincere stuff way too far and blasting off into orbit. Gotta keep it grounded

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Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Hm ok. I'm gonna start

Hm ok.

I'm gonna start writing my texts out and waiting 30min b4 sending them again lol

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Hohohohohoho daddys back

Hohohohohoho

daddys back muthafuckas

Her: i literally just got off work!!! Im sorry lol. What are you up too(

Hehehehehehe mwahahhahahahaah 

whahahahhahahaha dhhccbnddbnsnans!!!!

ha..ha..haha..hugh

ughh gahhh grrr ofuhdn

*pants

phew...

Hahahahahahhaha!! HAHaHAAHA

*farts :P

^-^

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But dude.. you

But dude.. you are that reactive to a girl texting you back. What. The. Fuck. 

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Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Nah i just thought it was

Nah i just thought it was funny lol

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But ya i'll chill out

But ya i'll chill out

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Loool oh okay gotcha. I

Loool oh okay gotcha. I actually thought you were serious lol 

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Lol here is a good example of

Lol here is a good example of sincere n' silly gone too far.

I get this chicks number off of tinder and I talk about robbing Starbucks cuz she's a barista. Then....I hit he r with this 

Me: Sup chickiepoo this is (name)

Me: yah ready to hunt those Pokémon 

Her: wait wait wait we never talked about hunting Pokémon tho

Me: I changed my mind lol

Me: I made you think we had any easy heist at hand (Starbucks)

Me: Now you're gonna help me catch a charzard 

See what happened there? I was off in la la land and didn't give a fuck so I just plugged Pokémon in there and it had no relevance. Now, she either thinks I'm an idiot or I fucked up and texting the wrong girl. It doesn't feel genuine, that's the problem!

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Lol here is a good example of

Lol here is a good example of sincere n' silly gone too far.

I get this chicks number off of tinder and I talk about robbing Starbucks cuz she's a barista. Then....I hit he r with this 

Me: Sup chickiepoo this is (name)

Me: yah ready to hunt those Pokémon 

Her: wait wait wait we never talked about hunting Pokémon tho

Me: I changed my mind lol

Me: I made you think we had any easy heist at hand (Starbucks)

Me: Now you're gonna help me catch a charzard 

See what happened there? I was off in la la land and didn't give a fuck so I just plugged Pokémon in there and it had no relevance. Now, she either thinks I'm an idiot or I fucked up and texting the wrong girl. It doesn't feel genuine, that's the problem!

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Phewwwwww yesterday was a bad

Phewwwwww yesterday was a bad day on the forums. 

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Right. Thanks Meow. Ye twas

Right. Thanks Meow.

Ye twas a pretty awful day for magicry. Jihad suffered a stroke and Aequitas retired before he even got started. I had a GREAT day tho, thx fellas

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And Omfg. Catchingmeta's

And Omfg. Catchingmeta's audio post? Geezez frosty Christ

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HAHA

HAHA :)

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Now im second guessing myself

Now im second guessing myself like no uther ewww.

This is what I sent:

Me: Its all good babe, just digesting that burger from last night. So GOOD

Me: Place was so packed we snatched the reservation list and pretended to be a family from the suburbs to get in lol

Me: I play hott n sassy mom like no other ;)

^I think this is fine. If she doesn't respond, i probably need to disapprove in someway to shape this interaction. Maybe cause our initial interaction went SO well, its just so boring for her cause she knows we're gonna end up fucking?

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Manwhore wrote: Right. Thanks

Manwhore wrote:
Right. Thanks Meow. Ye twas a pretty awful day for magicry. Jihad suffered a stroke and Aequitas retired before he even got started. I had a GREAT day tho, thx fellas

Yeah ... lol. Home girl hit me with a fucking shroyuken, left my ass KO'd. :( 

Daddyjihad1 (not verified)
Alright, no response from the

Alright, no response from the above txt. Which should I send tomorrow

Me: uh excuse me, i will tell everyone you have freckles on yer booty if u keep taking so long to READ your txts and asnwer me!

or 

Me: Ok, i guess u dont want to hangout or get to know eachother. Thats too bad i actually thought you were really cool

I don't think I should go hard hitting yet

Edit;

Thought of a balanced one combining the two above.

Me: Do i have to keep crafting these dynamite txts to try and get a hold of your adorable lil head or was this number a waste lol?

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LOLZ I done fucked up

"And Omfg. Catchingmeta's audio post? Geezez frosty Christ"

I should have clarified lol

I um recorded over a recording off my phone. 

 

I re-listened to it and it made me cringe haha

either which vocals getting hauled for the better :)

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Read your post

Daddyjihad1 wrote:
Alright, no response from the above txt. Which should I send tomorrow

Me: uh excuse me, i will tell everyone you have freckles on yer booty if u keep taking so long to READ your txts and asnwer me!

or 

Me: Ok, i guess u dont want to hangout or get to know eachother. Thats too bad i actually thought you were really cool

I don't think I should go hard hitting yet

Edit;

Thought of a balanced one combining the two above.

Me: Do i have to keep crafting these dynamite txts to try and get a hold of your adorable lil head or was this number a waste lol?

the one (post that you did) about using negativity. Go back to that, that might help you.