HB 8 Waitress @ Bar (Text Game) - Where did I go wrong?
Another bar approach.
I give this girl weird stares from across the room and she giggles her ass off. I go approach and jump into conversation. We vibe super hard and have this inpenetrable bubble around us. She tells me consistently that I'm the first guy who didn't try to grope her tonight and that I'm so fucking awesome and confident. Hehehehehe ya i know bitch ;D
I start staring at her friend cause there was some commotion going on over there AND cause she was crazy hot as well lol. My girl notices and goes "She's hot isn't she".
I go, "I'm not into black chicks. I like my chocolate white ;)" And give her the stare down of a lifetime lol. She laughs her ass off again and is basically psuedo falling in love with me as the night progresses lol.
We do a lil marriage roleplay, I tease her about going to a rival school, her hot friend whispers in her eye that I'm super cute, blah blah, the whole deal. Make out for a bit and then I bounce because she had work early in the morn. No pull :(
Oh ya and she BEGS me to take her number. Word.
Her: nikkkkkiiiiiiiii
Her: minajjj baby
Me: Hey babycakes its drake but better
Me: Go get thsoe tips tmmrw and save some for me...daddy needs his sugar mama lol ;)
*No Response....next day
Me: Just ran into 3 poles consecutively omw to cvs..geezus
Me: I need a slave to do these jobs for me gawsh
Her: Hahahahah sorry i didnt text you back i was knocked when i saw your text.
Me: Tech girls are notorious for being slackers. Dw you can't help it :)
*No response...next day..just wanted to test that koala shit MW posted lol
Me: Hey can u settle a fierce debate ive been having?
Her: Lol yes.
Me: Do lil koalas like drinkets? Or is it just sexy lil koalas that do..
Her: what does that even mean??? hahahaha
Me: He used to call her koala. Now she's "just someone that he used to know"
I quickly realize that the text was meant for someone else lol so i recover ASAP
Me: Totally messing with you lol. Hows your day going pumpkin
Me: Drove back to my hometown in noke tday. Exhausted afff :?
Her: Sorry ive been knocked!! was out wayyy too late last night lol
Her: its okay but i workd 9-4 and that killed me
Me: Aw that blowsss
Me: I actually forgot what you do...washing old folks in a sexy outfit ya?
Me: Thats my dream job lol. I know my way around the tub
*No response...that was yesterday.
Can't seem to get this girl in a convo. It looks like i'm trying too hard but thats cause im just trying to spark the fire. I didnt even think i'd need to go this hard cause we vibed so well in person and I carried the momentum immediately through text...
Probably was a blunder because I didnt actually forget what she did...i just wanted to say something funny...but not enough to ghost me for. GRRRRR
Thoughts? I plan on re-engaging but need to know where I'm at.
Things I know about her/we talked about:
-Waitress (We talked about how she wears a sexy outfit for tips..i misinterpreted it as being tits and we had a good laugh)
-Sugar mama (Talked about her being my sugar mama cause she gets so many tips lol)
-Her name's nikki so i called her nikki minaj
-She's a pyschology major
-Goes to a rival school
-Marriage roleplay
Those texts were specifically for Aequitas I have no idea why you threw those in there but yeah it was weird and with the rest of your texting you're just coming off like a possible stage 5 serial murderer
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Really? No i totally see how that koala was weird but not the murderer stuff.
I can re-engage with something less out there and play a more normal vibe instead of this flashy hoo haa stuff right? Its not lost ya?
Yeah go for it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I hope I'm not confusing this with boring...but...
Is a simple "Hey whatsup buttercup, was just thinking about you" ok?
Don't like the buttercup thing it's too endearing right now.
How about something easy like "what's up homie how's your day treatin yah :)" "im just finishing up some homework gawd damn im a nerd lol"
or a snapchat maybez
Jihad do a bunch of pushups and situps right now then go outside and do 5 sprints in your neighborhood. Don't question, just do it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Sent meows thing
Me: Whatsup buttercup hows your day treatin yah:)
Me: Just finishing up some hw, im such a nerd lol
She usually responds in a min so.... wah :(
EDIT:
Just did the pushups and situps and sprints lol
Awwww why'd you drop the the "gawd damn" you were supposed to own it like a mad scientist not just an average nerd that's not hawt!!
Awwww why'd you drop the the "gawd damn" you were supposed to own it like a mad scientist not just an average nerd that's not hawt!!
Just dropped my most powerful weapon. The voicemail muahahahha
itbwas sexy
heres how it went:
hey babe whatsup?!
just got done w this crazy ass workout at the gym now im about to grab a burger with some buds and headed to this dope restaurant called zinburger ...go figure getting a burger right?
Anywho just wanted to see what you were up to, hope you're staying out of trouble missy
Ah gimme a sec, driving rn
anywho, shoot me a txt alright. Later!
Nothing yet but we'll see where the voicemail gets me.
Like honestly I find this whole discussion foreign to me. I'm not seeing where i'm fucking up because i'm in the same silly&sincere headspae ive been with other girls.
the first text i sent with the "Drake" and the "sugarmama" thing..that was all callback humor nothing foreign.
The cvs running into 3 poles was real too because i didnt have my contacts in lol. Then the tease about her going to a rival school was callback again. Calling her a slacker and stuff
The koala thing - OK THAT WAS WEIRD IM SORRY LOL
But i recovered asking about her day and my day
Then the old folks thing...i thought that was hilarious..."iknow my way around the tub" lolol come on. Was that really stage 5 serial killer? I was thinking at most stage 2
___
Before I consulted you guys, I was gonna re-engage with this
Me: Girl ur such a bad txter !! Do i have to ask your father for your hand in txting first lol?
Me: (Pug pic with a tuxedo)
Then when you guys said i sounded like a serial killer i thought...ohh, lemme dial it down and I sent Meows text.
HMMMMMM AGHHGHGDHHAH
:P
Yeah this was a discussion we had about 4 yrs back on the forum. Some of the guys taking the Silly Sincere stuff way too far and blasting off into orbit. Gotta keep it grounded
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Hm ok.
I'm gonna start writing my texts out and waiting 30min b4 sending them again lol
Hohohohohoho
daddys back muthafuckas
Her: i literally just got off work!!! Im sorry lol. What are you up too(
Hehehehehehe mwahahhahahahaah
whahahahhahahaha dhhccbnddbnsnans!!!!
ha..ha..haha..hugh
ughh gahhh grrr ofuhdn
*pants
phew...
Hahahahahahhaha!! HAHaHAAHA
*farts :P
^-^
But dude.. you are that reactive to a girl texting you back. What. The. Fuck.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Nah i just thought it was funny lol
But ya i'll chill out
Loool oh okay gotcha. I actually thought you were serious lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol here is a good example of sincere n' silly gone too far.
I get this chicks number off of tinder and I talk about robbing Starbucks cuz she's a barista. Then....I hit he r with this
Me: Sup chickiepoo this is (name)
Me: yah ready to hunt those Pokémon
Her: wait wait wait we never talked about hunting Pokémon tho
Me: I changed my mind lol
Me: I made you think we had any easy heist at hand (Starbucks)
Me: Now you're gonna help me catch a charzard
See what happened there? I was off in la la land and didn't give a fuck so I just plugged Pokémon in there and it had no relevance. Now, she either thinks I'm an idiot or I fucked up and texting the wrong girl. It doesn't feel genuine, that's the problem!
Lol here is a good example of sincere n' silly gone too far.
I get this chicks number off of tinder and I talk about robbing Starbucks cuz she's a barista. Then....I hit he r with this
Me: Sup chickiepoo this is (name)
Me: yah ready to hunt those Pokémon
Her: wait wait wait we never talked about hunting Pokémon tho
Me: I changed my mind lol
Me: I made you think we had any easy heist at hand (Starbucks)
Me: Now you're gonna help me catch a charzard
See what happened there? I was off in la la land and didn't give a fuck so I just plugged Pokémon in there and it had no relevance. Now, she either thinks I'm an idiot or I fucked up and texting the wrong girl. It doesn't feel genuine, that's the problem!
Phewwwwww yesterday was a bad day on the forums.
Right. Thanks Meow.
Ye twas a pretty awful day for magicry. Jihad suffered a stroke and Aequitas retired before he even got started. I had a GREAT day tho, thx fellas
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
And Omfg. Catchingmeta's audio post? Geezez frosty Christ
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
HAHA :)
Now im second guessing myself like no uther ewww.
This is what I sent:
Me: Its all good babe, just digesting that burger from last night. So GOOD
Me: Place was so packed we snatched the reservation list and pretended to be a family from the suburbs to get in lol
Me: I play hott n sassy mom like no other ;)
^I think this is fine. If she doesn't respond, i probably need to disapprove in someway to shape this interaction. Maybe cause our initial interaction went SO well, its just so boring for her cause she knows we're gonna end up fucking?
Right. Thanks Meow. Ye twas a pretty awful day for magicry. Jihad suffered a stroke and Aequitas retired before he even got started. I had a GREAT day tho, thx fellas
Yeah ... lol. Home girl hit me with a fucking shroyuken, left my ass KO'd. :(
Alright, no response from the above txt. Which should I send tomorrow
Me: uh excuse me, i will tell everyone you have freckles on yer booty if u keep taking so long to READ your txts and asnwer me!
or
Me: Ok, i guess u dont want to hangout or get to know eachother. Thats too bad i actually thought you were really cool
I don't think I should go hard hitting yet
Edit;
Thought of a balanced one combining the two above.
Me: Do i have to keep crafting these dynamite txts to try and get a hold of your adorable lil head or was this number a waste lol?
"And Omfg. Catchingmeta's audio post? Geezez frosty Christ"
I should have clarified lol
either which vocals getting hauled for the better :)
Alright, no response from the above txt. Which should I send tomorrowMe: uh excuse me, i will tell everyone you have freckles on yer booty if u keep taking so long to READ your txts and asnwer me!
or
Me: Ok, i guess u dont want to hangout or get to know eachother. Thats too bad i actually thought you were really cool
I don't think I should go hard hitting yet
Edit;
Thought of a balanced one combining the two above.
Me: Do i have to keep crafting these dynamite txts to try and get a hold of your adorable lil head or was this number a waste lol?
the one (post that you did) about using negativity. Go back to that, that might help you.