HB 8.5 Tinder Close by Bateman
me: Hey what's up! I want to meet you
me: (monkey covering mouth eyes emoji)
her: Oh hey. That's very direct of you lol
me: Haha I prefer to roll the dice
me: So long that you're not a sociopath, or loud chewer. I don't think I could handle either
her: Youre good on both accounts. Do you tap things constantly? Cause that won't work for me
me: Haha nopeee, not really a fidgeter haha. How's the night been treating you Ally?
her: Amazinggg hanging out with some friends. You?
me: Me, just finishing up these delicious ribs, gah I'm fat. Then meeting some friends out for drinks. What do you do in Toronto? School
Two days later
me: Thanks for ignoring me (Teeth clenching emoji smiley face)
her: I'm sorry I go to bed early :)
her: I work. How about you?
me: Haha wow you must go to bed suppper early! Working up the corporate ladder eh?
me: Yep I work, in fitness actually
her: Haha fun what do you do ?
me: I basically do iTunes podcasts, write shit and answer a million questions a day. It's kewl
me: What are you up to tn?
her: Haha awesome. I'm actually visiting home today so nothing crazy tonight haha you?
me: Lol I totally nerded out and got an xbox one (monkey covering eyes emoji). Gonna play for a couple hours then meet friends out downtown
me: What's your home town
her: Haha nice. That'll be fun. I'm from (xx town)
me: Hmm do you have horses (monkey covering mouth emoji x 3)
her: Nopee
Next day
me: Drinks this week?
her: This week is not looking good I am pretty much all booked up until saturday haha fml
me: Hahah busy gal! Saturday is wide open for me, I refrain from making plans too early, which I find to be unbecoming! Soooo perchance Saturday it will be. Let's hope your tinder dates this week are awful ;)
her: Hahah I honestly just have a bunch of class and a work party lol
her: Not much for a weekday adventurer
me: Haha fair enuf. Can't blame you this time of year. What's your number, let's take this off the crazy world of tinder
her: Lol ###
Nice.. I gotta get my ass back on tinder...
Any tips for how to set up a decent Tinder profile?
Hawt. Your qualification game is topballs.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fuck just added her on fb. She's maybe a 7/7.5
Dammmmmit. NExting her
LOL!
Show me.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male