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Me: If I got the number. I must be doing something right.
Her: Maybe something.
whatelse should I go witj
Me: What are you implying
Naw you're falling off. "If I got the number. I must be doing something right." is totally falling into the frame that she's the prize. Should have gone the opposite way. And then saying "What are you implying" is totally hanging on her every word. Lead this shit don't be reactive to her frame. Not good.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
This is fucked I hope you didn't send that "implying" text for real. That's so "please feed me mommy".
What are you doing up it's past your bedtime. And if it's not, why aren't you here drinking
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Her: Idk do you even know who this
Me: Hey xxx.
Her: Hahaha hi
Me: heyy what are you doin tonight
Her: Sleeeeeeping
Me: Yer gay. You looked scrumptious I wanted to hang out
Her: I'm so not gay. Scrumptious ew
Me: Soo gay
Her: Ummmmm no tho
Me: You can say, come over lets hang out xxxx. That is allowed. It is College.
Her: Idk do you even know who this
Me: Hey xxx.
Her: Hahaha hi
Me: heyy what are you doin tonight
Her: Sleeeeeeping
Me: Yer gay. You looked scrumptious I wanted to hang out
Her: I'm so not gay. Scrumptious ew
Me: Soo gay
Her: Ummmmm no tho
Me: You can say, come over lets hang out xxxx. That is allowed. It is College.
I was trying to play it nicer because I have blown this girl off for hotter girls before multiple times. Was trying to play it nicer?
Ahh, ok ya always give me context. I thought it was that one chick you stole her num and she had a boyfriend. Context is king mang.. it allows us to craft better shit.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Me: You can say, come over lets hang out xxxx. That is allowed. It is College.
Pretty sweet text. Is she sleeping? What's her deal. And yes make sure you're texting all your numbers. It's the ONLY reason you're not getting laid dude. You've done all the work it's time to reap what you sowed.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
20 minutes. No response. I think she's sleeping. I feel you man. I have to follow up.
her: where are you
me: at the house. where are you?
dumb move by me i think logistics time to call and figure this out
no response. fuck.
You can pimp the phone for late night get-togethers, and it's definitely a mark of the masters. Hit it up.
You could text her, "I'm getting late night hungries. What do you think would be good right now"
Segue into an invite, her plans or how she's feeling. And go from there
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She didn't pick up and I lost my ability to get over to where she was, so I didn't text anything.
This morning she texted me:
Her: Literally passed out last night sooorrry
Me: No worries I crashed hard on my friends couch.
she's flaked on me a bunch through text. The thing about this text is that I didn't address the flaking. She done this a bunch.
I want to bang her discretely but don't know how to set this up, she's flaked on me every time that I have tried to set something like that.
She's down for me to hook up with her obviously in the bar, but I don't want to do this at all. It needs to be on the dl if it's going to happen.
Just get this girl out mang. Be like "Yo make it up to me some time this week. Ice cream would work ;)"
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male