HB8 Death Metal Chick @ Bar (Text Game) - Too Much Interest?
Approached this pretty yung thang at a bar and opened with me telling her we should get engaged and a big bear hug. She loves it and we start vibing about travel and other topics. She begs me to take her number. We seeded a lot of dates for the future.
Lez Go
Her: Its Jackeeeeeeeee
Me: Hey stonerbooty
Me: Enjoy all dat oil thingymabobber you're smokin
Me: I'll stick with the basics, like crack cocaine
Me: Thats my shit
Me: Anywho, i have to wake up at 5AM and drive 2hrs..fml. Lets rob a bank soon babe
Her: Hahaha so good to meet you
Her: Hit me up tomorrow
Her: Hope you're not too drunk, have a good night bebe
Me: You just woke me up...grr
Her: Im sorry hahaha sleep well b
Me: Its all good pumpkin..but im totally gonna make u pay ;)
Her: Hey im not complaining
Me: Ya u better b ready for yer spanking
Me: Atleast pretend to not enjoy it toooo much lol
Me: In xtown til sunday :/ txt me through da weekend and we'll plan something
Her: I'm down to hang whenever haha
Her: Let me know when you're back
Her: Also you're baddddddd i dig it tho
Me: Okie dokie sexy
Me: Oh ya? Tell me how
Her: You wanna spank me and im about it thats how
Her: Haha you drunk you prolly dont even remember telling me
Me: I told u i didnt drink tonight babe lol
Her: You texted me that!!!
Me: Yes lol, and if u behave, you'll get more thn just a spanking
Her: Um yeah if you're lucky :)
Me: ew not that you lil perv. I was thinking i'd let you do my taxes ;)
Her: Hahaha dont even lie
Her: Im not dumb ;P
Me: No srsly im behind and its the season lol
Me: Besides, im a good boy who does his chores
Her: yeah well i love to clean house and smoke a bleezy in between then cook or whatever and homework though im finishing up school
Her: Finish your taxes tho damn
Me: Ooh cooking
Me: Can u make me a sandwich
Her: Yes whatever kind u want
Her: As long as you listen to my music
Her: Lol
Me: You in between two slices of bread wud b kewl, maybe whip ceam if im feelin saucy
Me: Ughhhhhg nooooooo
Her: Hahahaha dude im cool you just trippin, we'll have to actually chill soon
Her: And yeah you'd like my music! I like a lot of ehavy shit but i'm very open to whatever
Me: Glad u said that babe, cuz i got my hannah montana playlist locked and loaded
Me: Lol but i like that girl, you're chill
Her: Lmaooooo Lets hang soon!
Her: Imma be out of town tomorrow and Friday but im free saturday and sunday
Her: I'll be back in town we should link up
Me: I'll check ma sched. Sunday looks pretty good but we'll c
Me: What area you in, im in the X part
Her: Me too! I live off X near X
Her: Super easy to get to my house but its kinda hidden
Her: But yea lets link up
Me: Ur own place? Or your parents basement ;) dw i dont judge lol
Her: Wowwwww haha yeah its me my mom and my sis at my place, my mom is super cool though dont judge me
Her: Also my sis and I are super close she's 20
Her: I'm about to move over near X though
Me: im just messing with ya lovebug lol
Me: You're super clsoe tho, im by X
Her: Im literally up the road from X. I went to X if thats what youre referring to
Me: Yup yup
Subtle shift in who's chasing who around this point because I thought I could smash that very night. I pick it back up tho.
Me: U stuill smokin hoodrat sheet with your buds
Her: Uhhhh its dank thank u
Her: And yeah im boutta crash tho
Me: Thanks to this cute snowhaired girl im packing rn instead of sleeping
Me: Know her? She cray
Her: Nah get ittttt
Me: Ya lets totes get phat on icecream soon. Diabetes is hip rn
Her: Lmaoooooo
Me: I'll bring a p90x dvd too so we can pretend we're fit
Her: Lmaooooo no lets just play zelda
Me: Ya fuck it idont wanna work
Me: Imma kick your ass
Me: Zelda's ma boi
Her: WE GONNA PLAY ZELDA and yeah work sucks
Her: I'm off tomorrow thank god
Her: Zelda is a chick haha XD
Me: Doesn't mean she can't be ma boi geezzzz
Her: Links the dude you control goof
Her: This dude
Her: (Gif)
Her: Lol
Me: Pff omg dont even try to edumacate me on elves w swords
Me: I play super smash like a mofo lol
Her: But can we please hang out tho you're chill as fuck
Her: Hahahaha i'll school your ass
Me: Yes if i get my sandwich :)
Me: Lol sunday zelda and icecream
Me: Bring an icepack for your butt when you LOSE. its gon hurt
*No response. I assumed she fell asleep but gave me the iddybittyjibbies...no confirmation is muy mal.
*Next Day
Me: Gawd im so done with this whole 'stopping' at red lights thing. Im just gonna start running em
Me: Let the cops come idgaf
Her: Omglololol
Me: How was yer day boobeeb
Me: Mine was nonstop errand running :? i need like a PA or somethin
*No Response, so i re-engage
Me: Oh thats fine, guess i'll just make some stuff up to keep my curiosity satisfied
Me: You do seem like the bank robber type :P
*Nothing...hmmmm
*Yesterday
Me: Hey you im back in town. Save the celebrations for later, i need to pickout a hawt outfit first ;P
*Nothing.....da faqqqqq?
Thats so weird. The only "fuckup" I can think of was when I went balls to the walls and said "Sunday zelda and icecream" and basically made the whole thing real with an exact day. But that shouldn't put me in the ghost zone....
I'm gonna re-engage but I need to know where I am in this dynamic. I had her begging me to hang out with her and now she's AWAL.
Things I know about her/we talked about - (For Re-Engagement Purposes)
-Death Metal Music
-Zelda
-Icecream
-Vegetarian
-Spanking
-Talked about honeymooning at mcdonalds
-She goes to a local college and wants to transfer to pursue graphic design
This girl told you over and over again she was down to meet up and you did nothing with it. Nothing. So yeah she got bored and you lost your allure. That's on you
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ah damn really? I didn't want to be too eager and I was busy all weekend so I didnt want to throw something out there that I wouldn't have time for.
You think I could re-engage with something that's full on yes lets hangout to bring this back or is this lost?
:(
Yeah go for it.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ok this is breaking a lot of rules but would a simple
"Hey you still free chill soon..my tummy is aching for sum icecream"
Be fine?
What the fuck dooooood why didn't you just set a specific date you could have told her you're busy as fuck cuz' you're a Poké master and can't talk much but at at least have something in the books.
Remember when I was doing this lol???? They were super interested and you told me "what are you waiting for them to ask you out?"....welp dis ho did ask you out!
Ya..i know :((
Text ideas?
Ok this is breaking a lot of rules but would a simple"Hey you still free chill soon..my tummy is aching for sum icecream"
Be fine?
Are you being fucking serious right now
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Jihad, you got some badass text skills buddy, but after looking at this any your other thread, if I was you right now I would just put down the phone and not pick it back up till after you've slept. You're not being you right now.
:(
Hahaha
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Left this bish a sexy voicemail too hehe
Nothing yet but we'll see where it goes..
Guys I honestly can't believe that not "accepting" her invite the first few times turned her off....I mean I NEVER said NO..i just said I had to check my schedule and even started hinting at date ideas, then I asked her out...telling her "Sunday zelda and icecream" and she never responded.
The thing is....that entire first half of the convo..all happens within a few hours AFTER we met eachother..it wasn't spanned over a few days which then I could understand why it went stale.
So she got her response a few hours right after we parted... :/
Aight she hasn't gotten back to me....
This one is probably done BUT you guys think some playful disapproval would work here?
maybe wait a day she may still get back to you
dunno bout you but ive had girls text back close to 48 hours later
So the standard protocol is to call then send a text a few hours or so later. That what you did? I'm not exactly following along at this point
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I called last night, left a voicemail, haven't sent a txt yet cause I thought she's get back to me.
Didn't know standard protocol was to shoot a msg few hrs later
Sent her a txt just now
Me: Uh excuse me, i will tell everyone you have freckles on yer booty if you keep taking so long to READ your txts and answer me!
I get a text from a completely different number saying
Her: Leave my girlfriend and her freckles alone
Da faq..
Well i guess this numbers dead. But that's actually really gay tho...she definitely doesn't have a boyfriend and that's suck a dick move to do that. Its not like im pestering her for anything. The txts are all here.
Pfff
EDIT:
There's something else going on here for sure. I don't give 2 shits anymore cause that was rude af..but I KNOW for a FACT. That i have not done anything weird...if all I did was not "jump" at the chance to go out with her then excuse me...thats a gay reason to pull this shit.
That's not necessarily bad it could be another chick and they're both flirting with you. Always hang loose and go with the positive flow. Make this dude be a dick first, if it is a dude. You're doing most of the work for him by tripping out like this
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Ya I'll relax. I wasn't planning on attacking them. I just took a breather for a second on here lol.
Well assume it's a chick and flirt with them both. Then if it ends up being a dude then give it to him hard. But so far this seems like it could just be a chick to me. That's how I'd play it
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male