Heavy Push Game and Sexual Qualification On Tinder - Example Number Two

I started off really nice and affable and then flipped it hard

me: I want to meet you! 

her: I can tell you right now we will have nothing in common except good taset in movies ;)

me: Hahaha and what more could we ever want?!

her: I bet you aren't even 5'10 (on your status is says swipe left if you aren't at-least 5'10 

me: Hahah well it looks like I passed your heightism by half an inch

her: Maybe in lifts.. 

her: So why the urge to meet me 

me: Ahha you're sooo bitter, has tinder not been good to you

her: you say bitter I say cynical

me: Let's not argue over semantics but were you beaten as a child or just born that way

her: Maybe I beat myself now, da Vinci code style

me: Is that a sexual reference (monkey covering mouth face)

her: If it was, you shuold be worried

me: I'm already worried ;)

her: My favourite emotion to draw out of people

her: Well fear actually, but close enough

me: Ahah I knew you were evil. I bet you're gonna try and take advantage of me too

her: Nope, I try not to be mean to midgets

Okay this is where I go heavy push game with an edge 

me: Haha I think it's time to start getting back on track with the Prozac

me: Your family will be happier when you do

me: Unless they've already shunned you. I bet you live alone in a cage and devour little animals

me: *cave

her: Hey I mean if cages are what you're into...

her: No judgement

Taking it sexual

me: Haha you want me to put you in a cage, how kinky of you

her: The important part are the little animals

her: Can't forget those

me: Ahah cage I can do, it's crazy but also a little hott! The animal part is off the fucking wall insane

her: Aaaw so vanilla of you

her: Angel with halo 

me: So I guess you will be the more crazy and kinky one

me: I saw this coming

her: Can't hide anything can I. Might as well come clean about my KGB past

me: Nope! I will get to the bottom of it all you dirty, dirty girl

me: I shouldn't converse with you tho, I told my mom I would be good

her: I can't believe you actually typed out those words

her: You shouldn't lie to your mom like that Greg

me: Haha better believe it missy!!!! ANd you aren't in a position to give family relationship advice ;)

me: You are a social assassin, I can tell, you cause destruction wherever you go

her: Sooo basically a Friday night

me: ?

her: Social mayhem and destruction

me: Yes! You're evil and thank god for me. I 'm going to put you in the naughty cage and spank you until you're cured

me: Might take a while

her: I think what will happen is reverse Stockholm syndrome

her: You'll last a day or two

me: Haha you're going to turn the tables on your captor? You have no idea who you're talking to

me: Time to take this off tinder. What's your number

her: First things first, where abouts do you live

me: Toronto

her: Obviously, but in which area. Don't say etobicoke

me: (My closest intersection)

her: True. So it's not lgiht years away

me: Where are you

her: (her area) - happens to be a jewish area 

me: ur jewish

her: Nope just a poser ;)

me: haha

me: Any final questions before we move this off tinder

her: Nope. Number