Help me get bang this girl that hates me
Her: exactly
Me: Damn I'm awesome. I'm practically black myself.
Her: No your practically an asshole, and I'm sure your daddy is proud of you. And as from a military family, it grosses me out that you can even be connected to the military.
Me: you have no idea about the military. And my bad if I said something offensive.
Her: Um yeah I do, my dad is in the army and I'm training in Texas basics. But keep being the way you are, it will take you far.
Me: Really. Then you should know that everyone want born in a cornfield like on the commercials.
Me: Wasn't*
Her: Are you stupid, no. I swear you make me want to high five you ..... In the face...... with a chair!! Go away!!!!
Me: I thought it was funny. It wasn't my intention to get you all wound up.
Her: So funny, and classy, and I totally look for that in a guy... I'm not wound up if I got mad for every stupid tool I came across I would never be happy. But good luck in life.
Me: You should send me your number.
Her: Why would I do that
Me: So we could hang out. If you met me you'd see how I really am. I think I'm nice.
Her: First impression is everything. You assumed by the way I look that I was full black and I hate people who assume and who are like how I feel you are
Me: I assumed you were a cute girl.
Her: Thanks, you are cute as well.
WTF DO I DO NOW? LOL
Dude you need to read more books man, lol. She ran right the fuck over you. Do you smoke a lot of weed? Lol
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I would just send her something like, "Look let's just get drinks my treat, I'm not a dick really I'm not going to have you thinking I am."
Me: Is your ideal date eating fried chicken and drinking kool aide.
Her: exactly
Me: Damn I'm awesome. I'm practically black myself.
What did you expect? lol
Just say "drinks on me. Let's go".
Actually send her this:
No I don't smoke weed I quit years ago. Smoked a couple times about a year ago with a army cop though lol.
Sometimes I take ambien though and send retarded texts and messages to girls and people that I regret later lol.
Other than that as soon as the convo starts getting descent you stop and ask for help? Keep going with the conversation, fucker!
nah you're just tactless and the jokes crashed and burned. it's cool tho, cause to the girl you just looked like a douchebag and she was feelin that to some degree. try and be a bit more empathetic with the girls you're communicating with, like "me and you" as opposed to "me versus you".
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Yeah I'll start reading. I like reading Stephen king books. and have a few laying around.
any recommendations of what to read?
Stephen King is great, just make sure you don't get stuck in one you don't like, and keep trying to read it because you feel like you have to finish it. What'll invariably happen is you just will stop reading completely. If a book's not working out, just drop it, start another book. The Anne Rice vampire chronicles are fucking spectacular as well. My favorite series for sure
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male