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So I been reading up the rules of text game and following the forum too. This is a chick I've known for some time but recently it's gotten a lil more sexual- or tried to rather. This is the first time I've posted a text convo just gonna dive into it 

me: Good thing I walked u work. Pretty much saved u life

her:lol why
her: I thought you might have missed your bus
Me:That car wanted to end u, nah went town after it was calm 
Me:There was buses till like 6 
Her: I'm surprised I'm not injured cause I do that a lot
Her:I need to get rid of my hair too (sadface)
Me: yeah I can shave it for ya (sticking toungue out emoji)
Me: Why do that lol I can't lose u fam 
Her:Who's be stupid enough to hit me with a car. I get a big pay check if they do
Her:I can't see the world without me either (laughing emoji)
Me: Not if ur dead boo. Wud that mean i get the money ? (crying-laughing emoji)
Me: And I can't either tbf (monkey covering eyes emoji)
Me: I'd have to find another SSBFF ;) fuck dat (super sexy bff lol - use it for call back)
Her:  (3 laughing emojis) you'll never mind another SSBFF 
Her: oh compensation (devil smiling face)
Me: I'll manage lol. And u've been pretty useless recently (sticking tongue out emoji) expect today
Me: Yeah do I get that ? Saved ur life once already ya 
Her: I never said u was a reliable person 
Her: when did you save my life besides today 
Me: lol that's funny
Me: U only die once u know that. Silly haha (wink face) it's only the once that's needed
Me: & im it's cool I'm equally unreliable (laughing emoji)
her: (2 laughing faces) why aren't you injured or dead
Me: Geez what kinda question is that (laughing face) now u want me dead ? 
Her: (peeling eyes emoji)
Her: I don't want you dead.... Yet
Me:Ha! Gerrara here. why wud u ever want me dead 
Me: im ur only chance to have a kid (lovechild callback lol)
Her: Baby Alphred (baby emoji)
Her: when he grows up he might be batman's bestfriend
Me:Yahhh lol him. maybe his son, I might just be batman himself 
Her: (shocked emoji)
Her: if you're batman I'm storm
Me: It's our little secret don't tell anyone. Might get my ass busted (smiling devil emoji)
Me: and no. Ud have to be batman
Me: or joker 
Her: Harley 
Her: But storm is cooler tho (sad face)
Me: Hey Harley Quinn  (think she likes batman LOL )
Me: lol fuck storm
Me: So u wanna be my nemesis! LOL
Her: I'd probably whop you ass
Her: Storm is the shit
Me: No chance. I'd spank your ass so hard 
Me: Might go easy on ur obvs. Coz that's what real winners do
Her: aww such a gentleman
Her: I'll just get the joker on you 
Her: or the whole suicide squad 
Me: ikr I'm just that awesome, I'd kick his ass too
Me: Suicide squad however (some curious face emoji) u gonna go watch that 
Her: I Want to. But it comes out next year and deadpool too
Her: it's too long 
Me: Innit that's long. I'm still gonna watch it u shud come with 
Her: And deadpool looks decent. Not sure I'll watch that tho. Maybe on putlocker (monkey covering eyes)
Her: Putlocker and chill 
Me: Ha! Didn't think of that 
Me: I'm going cinema to watch suicide squad. U shud come 
Her: Yeah but you're paying (crying-laughing face) (forward or what?haha ) 
Her: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire 
Me: Geez lol whatevs. Apparently Harley Quinn's a golddigger too (laughing face)
Me: Didn't u promise to take me cinema after fast 7 ?;) 
Her: (peeling eyes)
Her: of course she is 
 
Blahh blah we carry on 
 
Me: Yoo come Putlocker and chill? My laptop is pretty reliable
Her: I might you know (monkey covering eyes)
Her: I'll just turn up to your house with no notice 
 
- get the feeling this girls likes the vibe but doesn't want anything to escalate. In this case cudda just said ok and she'd never be obliged to turn up?
 
Me: Fuck dat, we have to plan it do I can wear my worst outfit. Gotta be sure u won't make a move 
Her: I can't be trusted. Alfred could be born within a year 
Me: Yeah we don't want that now do we
Me: You'll like the benches at the abortion clinic (laughng face)
Her: (laughing emoji) that's not funny
Her: No abortion you're gonna have baby daddy issues 
Her:  Whether you like it or not (wink)
Me: I wud finally relate to all my idols, all them babypapa rappers
Me: And they'd love u. Once u go the first time we'd pretty much end up regulars 
Me: Might get a loyalty card too. LOL 
Her: (3 laughing faces) you're so horrible 
Her: It's gonna be 50% off the 2nd visit 
Me: How about the 3rd till maybe 13th? They all free ?
Me: Lol we gunna do this ya? (Bar the abortions) 
Her: I'll just buy the whole clinic and make it a casual thing (laughing face)
 
Feels like I'm lacking something e.g. on the last text for example she didnt give much back in terms of the meet.
-haven't replied that last one yet, she's very communicative but everytime I wanna push for a meet she doesn't seem committed. Haven't tried to push too hard, don't wanna sound needy. Thoughts, Help, Ideas appreciated. 

Had to re-edit the whole thing it didnt allow for emoticons (damn)

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Yeah I'm resolving this issue

Yeah I'm resolving this issue as soon as possible I know what's going on at this point. Hopefully it fixes the MW Text Displayer app problem as well! 

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realised what you meant,

realised what you meant, kinda re edited it without all the emoticons - and had to mention them here and there. But ya managed to post the whole thing now 

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Where exactly do you think

Where exactly do you think you're pushing for a meetup in this conversation

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Asked her out cinema lol. And

Asked her out cinema lol. And she said yeah if you pay 

then pretty much asked her to come round and watch movies on my laptop. She said she might. 

Not exaclty pushing I guess but throwing out ideas of a meet up. Guessing I need to be more clear cut with it 

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Realised there's no direction

Realised there's no direction in my texting. The end goal is a meet, but I haven't really communicated that 

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Yeah you dragged it out

Yeah you dragged it out waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. This girl is super into you and you finally invited her out to see Suicide Squad... a movie that won't even come out until the middle of next year. :/ She mentions potlucker and chill and you still try to invite her to a theater? Wtf? Take a hint.

You might want to clean up your grammar/spelling as well. It doesn't take that much longer to type 'you' vs 'u' and it makes you look 90% smarter.

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Gradually improving spelling

Gradually improving spelling & grammar after reading some of the articles on here. I've also tried to keep it light hearted and maybe taken a step backwards because of that. Thinking I should focus more on the meet than making her laugh etc

I know its far from perfect but what sorta areas do I need to focus on ?

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You should focus on the meet

You should focus on the meet while making her laugh. These are all very newb mistakes you should have gotten the memo years ago 

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Yahh I agree. Need to get it

Yahh I agree. Need to get it outta my system so I can start to work on the better techniques. I'm still a amateur compared to the level I wanna be at