me: Good thing I walked u work. Pretty much saved u life
her: I thought you might have missed your bus
Me:That car wanted to end u, nah went town after it was calm
Me:There was buses till like 6
Her: I'm surprised I'm not injured cause I do that a lot
Her:I need to get rid of my hair too (sadface)
Me: yeah I can shave it for ya (sticking toungue out emoji)
Me: Why do that lol I can't lose u fam
Her:Who's be stupid enough to hit me with a car. I get a big pay check if they do
Her:I can't see the world without me either (laughing emoji)
Me: Not if ur dead boo. Wud that mean i get the money ? (crying-laughing emoji)
Me: And I can't either tbf (monkey covering eyes emoji)
Me: I'd have to find another SSBFF ;) fuck dat (super sexy bff lol - use it for call back)
Her: (3 laughing emojis) you'll never mind another SSBFF
Her: oh compensation (devil smiling face)
Me: I'll manage lol. And u've been pretty useless recently (sticking tongue out emoji) expect today
Me: Yeah do I get that ? Saved ur life once already ya
Her: I never said u was a reliable person
Her: when did you save my life besides today
Me: lol that's funny
Me: U only die once u know that. Silly haha (wink face) it's only the once that's needed
Me: & im it's cool I'm equally unreliable (laughing emoji)
her: (2 laughing faces) why aren't you injured or dead
Me: Geez what kinda question is that (laughing face) now u want me dead ?
Her: (peeling eyes emoji)
Her: I don't want you dead.... Yet
Me:Ha! Gerrara here. why wud u ever want me dead
Me: im ur only chance to have a kid (lovechild callback lol)
Her: Baby Alphred (baby emoji)
Her: when he grows up he might be batman's bestfriend
Me:Yahhh lol him. maybe his son, I might just be batman himself
Her: (shocked emoji)
Her: if you're batman I'm storm
Me: It's our little secret don't tell anyone. Might get my ass busted (smiling devil emoji)
Me: and no. Ud have to be batman
Me: or joker
Her: Harley
Her: But storm is cooler tho (sad face)
Me: Hey Harley Quinn (think she likes batman LOL )
Me: lol fuck storm
Me: So u wanna be my nemesis! LOL
Her: I'd probably whop you ass
Her: Storm is the shit
Me: No chance. I'd spank your ass so hard
Me: Might go easy on ur obvs. Coz that's what real winners do
Her: aww such a gentleman
Her: I'll just get the joker on you
Her: or the whole suicide squad
Me: ikr I'm just that awesome, I'd kick his ass too
Me: Suicide squad however (some curious face emoji) u gonna go watch that
Her: I Want to. But it comes out next year and deadpool too
Her: it's too long
Me: Innit that's long. I'm still gonna watch it u shud come with
Her: And deadpool looks decent. Not sure I'll watch that tho. Maybe on putlocker (monkey covering eyes)
Her: Putlocker and chill
Me: Ha! Didn't think of that
Me: I'm going cinema to watch suicide squad. U shud come
Her: Yeah but you're paying (crying-laughing face) (forward or what?haha )
Her: Bruce Wayne is a billionaire
Me: Geez lol whatevs. Apparently Harley Quinn's a golddigger too (laughing face)
Me: Didn't u promise to take me cinema after fast 7 ?;)
Her: (peeling eyes)
Her: of course she is
Blahh blah we carry on
Me: Yoo come Putlocker and chill? My laptop is pretty reliable
Her: I might you know (monkey covering eyes)
Her: I'll just turn up to your house with no notice
- get the feeling this girls likes the vibe but doesn't want anything to escalate. In this case cudda just said ok and she'd never be obliged to turn up?
Me: Fuck dat, we have to plan it do I can wear my worst outfit. Gotta be sure u won't make a move
Her: I can't be trusted. Alfred could be born within a year
Me: Yeah we don't want that now do we
Me: You'll like the benches at the abortion clinic (laughng face)
Her: (laughing emoji) that's not funny
Her: No abortion you're gonna have baby daddy issues
Her: Whether you like it or not (wink)
Me: I wud finally relate to all my idols, all them babypapa rappers
Me: And they'd love u. Once u go the first time we'd pretty much end up regulars
Me: Might get a loyalty card too. LOL
Her: (3 laughing faces) you're so horrible
Her: It's gonna be 50% off the 2nd visit
Me: How about the 3rd till maybe 13th? They all free ?
Me: Lol we gunna do this ya? (Bar the abortions)
Her: I'll just buy the whole clinic and make it a casual thing (laughing face)
Feels like I'm lacking something e.g. on the last text for example she didnt give much back in terms of the meet.
-haven't replied that last one yet, she's very communicative but everytime I wanna push for a meet she doesn't seem committed. Haven't tried to push too hard, don't wanna sound needy. Thoughts, Help, Ideas appreciated.