Hey Nookies, Girl Here. As the proud Owner of a Vagina, I Will Help You Bone-Up (Ha)... On Your Text Game.
Post your conversations... so I can save you fools
Coming in pretty hot sis, what's in it for you?
Practice makes perfect :)
I'm pretty good at it too
Dont be such a dick to the guys ive grown to love.
Be humble just like we all were at first.
These are my homies and you may end up being one of them but acting tough does not impress anyone.
Omg would you crackers please calm the fuck down. Ninja balls princess has great text game I asked her to come on here and help out. Why does a girl come on here day some funny shit and bam it's an automatic power trip with you guys
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
She didn't mean anything by it she just thought it was funny. Now if some of you guys want her to look at the poop rags you guys call "text convos", she's glad to help.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Trust me I wouldn't be waisting my time on here to make fun of you.
Anyone who shows up calling out fags and fools is asking to get tooled.
Sorry Debra, welcome to the shitshow.
There, I changed it. Now people are going to be really confused when they read your replies and they'll think you're all pussies! ;) (unless they read this reply, oops)
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
There's a chick here. Cool.
Just so you know Princess, you just waded into the penis pond... and it has an iridescent film of semen on the surface.
i like this girl longtime and think she the one
i get her number off facebook and i text her
Me: Hi
Her: Who is this?
Me: This is xx (:
Her: oh haha! How'd you get my number?
Me: Off fb
Her: oh haha
what to do now, i think she shit test me but im scared cuz i know her long time and she is the one
Tell her
Don't worry I only stalk on Tuesday's
Sup Ninja, good to have you on-board chick!
Oh yes.. Social Ninja Princess is quite familiar with that text..
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
High sucess rate for that one!
Oh yes.. Social Ninja Princess is quite familiar with that text..
Lol, imma have to try that bad boy out in the field then!
So, Miss Naruto, care to tell us a lil bout yourself?
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Oh yes.. Social Ninja Princess is quite familiar with that text..Lol, imma have to try that bad boy out in the field then! So, Miss Naruto, care to tell us a lil bout yourself?
So bashful boys...not exactly a biter
lol xCom good one. I had the same idea.
Girl, I could've sworn you're a troll, though. Well, welcome then. Let's see what you'll bring to the table.
Well, I for one, turn into a warewolf when I drink, so I apologize for nothing.
The real question here, miss ninja, is where's the proof - let's see some of your text game
Anyway - boozy brunch time, but I'll have my phone, so don't be a pooooopppyyyy princessss
Met this girl on the street, stopped her from 10 feet out. Told her she was mixed, pulled her in for a hug (she was, quarter irish).
Did some stupid accents. Moved to a club. Whole way there, clawed her, held hands, calmed shit down with Julien's "wait girl, be real".
Asked her if she liked piggybacks, then I jumped on her (credit Sasha). Anyhow she kept insisting I was gay. I didn't react and re-framed it as attraction is attraction, bisexual or whatever. She just broke up with her bf and wanted a gay bff. Funny thing is, she never talked about him asd maybe? To be fair, my energy was more masculine flambuoyant. Calling her a bitch, still ordering her around ie. telling her that smoking would kill her, ruin her skin (while touching her face), telling her to make me a sammich. Didn't get the makeout, but was also physical with her friend, grinding face to face in the lineup outside to the club lol
ME: Hey beb, hope you didn't get kidnapped by any of those pesky hipsters (Credit BG)
HER: Lol I survived. Where did u and ur boy toy go after?
How do I play this out? "Lmao... what are you doing tonight"
Buddha consider that warewolf line stolen. So money, bro.
Aston
I broke the toy! But I know you have crazy glue all girls have crazy glue!