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So my old classmate from high school threw a birthday party for the guys just drinking and watching soccer. I wasn't familiar with all the guys but I was tryin to be as charismatic as I could, but I lacked some pure voice power to properly stand out. Some guys were just so fucking loud and alpha. It's great to be around those kinds of guys because it makes me push myself and be louder. Good times turned bad when we lost the game but it was all good we went out anyways.
We went to a big club with 3-4 dancefloors, 10-12 bars. Half of it is outdoors. Mostly kids my age around 18-22 years old and the occasional old dude.

First thing that happens I'm leaving my jacket and a girl approaches me

She: Hi I saw u on the subway earlier.
Me: Hi I didn't notice you at all then.
She: I gotta ask you.. Are u single?

I was so fuckin surprised this has NEVER happened before. As I stood there tryin to come up with a response I look into her eyes and smile deanish. She utters something and just runs away into the crowd. I stand there like wtf. I tried to find her later and cheer her up cuz she looked miserable but there were like 500 ppl in there. So I meet up with a couple of my friends and we chat for a bit, I talk to a horse looking girl from high school and I generally don't know how to handle myself properly in there lol.

On my way to the toilet I see my buddy talking to a hippie girl (peace symbols and shit). I go hey maaan or whatever and shift focus to the girl. We talk a bit about her being hippie and like 30 mins in I say "oh so you don't shave yourself either". She hits me on the arm and smiles. My buddy goes into nice guy mode and says something like "uh nevermind him he's a douche bla bla" I walked towards the toilet and didn't give a shit.

I'm talking to these inseparable girls, one of them a grenade and I try to get my buddy to wing her away but when we're about to engage I run into the hippie chick on the dancefloor and I take her outside to talk. My wing got partially irritated but hey, he was the wingman this time. I'll return the favor. So we stand there and talk for a bit I just focus on being loud enough and always ask myself what I think before commenting on something she says. I take her to a table so we can sit cuz I was tired of standing up. Sitting down we gaze into each others eyes (girls don't have a gazing limit. Eye contact is not an issue for them lol) I add some touch here and there. She obviously wants to be lead cuz she didn't initiate a thing herself, but followed my every step. So then I tell her about how eskimos greet each other (rubbing their noses against each other) and from there kissing was not a big step. I scratch her back slowly as we kiss and she touches my arms etc... A romantic make out session was held for about 15-20 mins.

About here I decide I want to pop my cherry with this girl and we figure out that logistically it's not gonna work. I tell her to give me her number manwhore style and when I'm leaving she still sort of follows me and I tell her to go to her friends. I shoot her a drunk text later like heeeey and she responds heeeääej or something. I haven't texted her today (this happened yesterday) and I'm thinking of taking her to the movies in the next couple of days. Suggestions on text to shoot her now?
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Re: Hippie chick
@Emil:
YEEEEAAAh boi!!
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@Emil:
So ya this is a fast timeline. Get it while the gettin's hot!

Shoot a fun text, then find out her schedule, then plan a meetup.
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Re: Hippie chick
@Emil:
That's a good observation that she wants to be lead. She followed you outside to talk, she fell for your eskimo kiss tactic *patent pending*. It's going to be the same thing with setting up a meet. E.g. 'What are you doing tomorrow. Ok when are you free. Ok I'm going to pick you up. We're going HERE.' etc..
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Re: Hippie chick
@Emil:

Me: Heeeej
Her: Heeääj
Her: what's up?
Me: What every golfer is doing, watching the US OPEN!! what are you doin tomorrow pumpkin.
Her: Haha^^ How long is that on? (us open) I should watch it. I'm working at the firm tomorrow u know :P
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blablabla

Her: robbing a bank cant be too hard :) what's ur favorite ice cream?
Me: I feel like tryin something new and be a bit wild a crazy u know
her: Iknow, which one then? I love the mix of coconut and black currant^^
me: jesuus ice cream taster! I wasthinking of buying you a magnum, tops.
her: haha ;) didn't u notice my ice cream belly? but twisters are nice too
me: You get to chose ANY ice cream you want in the whole store as long as it's under 2 dollars.
her: how nice of you ;)
me: so we'll meet at hard rock café tomorrow. that's where ure working right?
her: exactly. but hey that sounds pretty sweetzor (some swedish internet pun dont take it literally)
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Re: Hippie chick
@Emil:

Me: Selling anything? quit facebooking at work :)
Her: I'm not facebooking! :) I'm strutting around charming people
Me: I believe u :) I can't make it at 4 I'm having pizza with the ol' family from the states! Are you available later tonight?
Her: I'm having pizza too tonigt with a couple of friends. How late did you have in mind?
Me: I was thinking 8.30 do you like scary movies??
Her: Nooooo I can't sleep
Me: It's cool I'll protect you ;) come to (suburb) at 8
Her: But nooo why can't we watch something fun, I'm meeting with my girls at (suburb) at 7 so I probably cant make it to 8.30 what did you have in mind?
Me: Prometheus! Ok I admit I'm too scared to watch it myself :(
Her: I hear it's good... But I havent seen the alien movies :P
Me: Me neither but the trailer was BADASS and we need to see it
Her: Haha so you say... Alright let's do it then
Me: 9.30 at rigoletto it is! Unless you're going for the world record eating the largest pizza.
Her: Haha, you never know... but (that movie) is going to be creepyyyy
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Re: Hippie chick
Nice use of "BADASS" to make it sound better so she is more likely to agree.
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