Hit up by the Oneitis' BFF
This chick supposedly said I was creepy to her bestfriend which is my Oneitis. I guess not? hehe... Now, I really agree with Manwhore and Pottedflowers on how the oneitis was being a cunt about saying what she said days ago.
This was the convo that she instigated, there was also a shit-test in there + she was with the one-itis during this..
Her: (Sends meme about makeup) (I pissed her off by making fun of her makeup a week or two earlier hahaha, but eventually fixed it with some frame control)
Me: (Sends back funnier meme about same topic)
Her: Basically LOL
Her: Jokes I'm a pro I don't have that issue
Me: Natural talent or trial and error?
Her: Natural talent
Me: You little liar, I hate liars :p
Her: LOL I'm serious
Me: I can't just take your word for it, show me
Her: LOL omg
Me: Don't tell me you're all talk :p
Her: I'm not all talk lol
Me: Not a lot of girls can pull that look off
Her: (Whatever-Girl emoji)
Me: Sassy, whatsup?
Her: Just chillin with (Oneitis) what about you?
Me: Poundin' away at this keyboard, been working on this kick-ass novel for a while
Her: Ahaha that sounds fun
Me: Only when you have soemthing to write about..otherwise it's fucking frustrating
Her: Oh I bet
Me: Love it though. You don't strike me as the book type
Her: I've read one series of books and it was Twilight
Me: Holy shit.. That doesn't count.. LOL loser, I read that too though...
Her: LOOOOL
Me: You better not have been on Team Edward .. Just sayin'
Her: You're so strange (crying-laughing emoji)
Her: Can't take this convo seriously now
Me: Uh, my mom calls it "special"...God (talk to the hand emoji)
Convo is still going on, I might go for the meet-up but I feel I should build on it a bit more. Only the second time we've talked and I'm not 100% sure but I feel like the Oneitis is reading all this as well lol..
What would you guys do? I've never gamed a girl and her best friend before... Even though I kind of gave up on the Oneitis
Me: Not a lot of girls can pull that look off
Her: (Whatever-Girl emoji)
Me: Sassy, whatsup?
Her: Just chillin with (Oneitis) what about you?
Me: Poundin' away at this keyboard, been working on this kick-ass novel for a while
Her: Ahaha that sounds fun
Me: Only when you have soemthing to write about..otherwise it's fucking frustrating
Her: Oh I bet
Me: Love it though. You don't strike me as the book type
Her: I've read one series of books and it was Twilight
Me: Holy shit.. That doesn't count.. LOL loser, I read that too though...
Her: LOOOOL
Me: You better not have been on Team Edward .. Just sayin'
Her: You're so strange (crying-laughing emoji)
Her: Can't take this convo seriously now
Me: Uh, my mom calls it "special"...God (talk to the hand emoji)
That part is sorta where you let it simmer down. For me this whole "game" thing is naturally easy because naturally I'm sort of an asshole and like to give girls a hard time and then afterwards give them another really hard time. You seem to want to make friends and have "pleasant" times together. You're treating these girls like they're your sisters.
Honestly these are the sorts of things where I actually don't want to help. If you can't handle a woman correctly WHY would I help you? You're just going to fuck it up again immediately anyway. She disqualifies you and you disqualify yourself back? You OVER AND OVER AND OVER again lower yourself in shitty fucking ways. Your mom calls it special? Writing is frustrating? Go grovel in the mud somewhere else dude
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I was under the impression you were supposed to either sarcastically run with, make a joke or ignore a shit test? Maybe I had that wrong.
I actually don't have this problem at all in person when I can actually converse with the girls. I just have this problem with texting, it's not something I fully understand. Quite frustrating. I would 100% have way more success if it wasn't for texting. So many dynamics and I have a hard time putting it into text. Similar to yourself, I have that asshole-ish attitude, but I have trouble putting it into text.
Me: Poundin' away at this keyboard, been working on this kick-ass novel for a while. Gonna have to give it a break tho it says it's sore. What can I say
Me: Only when you have soemthing to write about..otherwise it's like going in dry. But you wouldn't know anything about that, sorry
Her: You're so strange (crying-laughing emoji)
Her: Can't take this convo seriously now
Me: Uh, it's called being "special"...we have our own Olympics now, DUH.
So those first two are definitely sexual, maybe you wouldn't have wanted to do both but they both certainly fit honestly. The last one is self-depracation done correctly.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Defintely see what you're sayin' there. I have no problem doing that in person when I'm actually talking, I wonder why it's so hard for me over text. Maybe it's just the transition and I overthink it? I find it easy to misunderstand a lot of texts from others, it's hard to gauge for me. I need to work on this. Badly.