Hmmmm I'll think about it
This girl is a 19 year old hottie from Spain I super-matched with on Tinder. A lot of my interactions are ending like this, anything stand out as really bad?
Me: (middle finger emoji)
Me: You have a penguin?! I happen to have a baby seal, we should set them up with a play date
Her: (middle finger)
Her: Oh my
Me: Good deal miss poppers
Me: So how's your Tuesday going XXX? -I really dislike this looking back at it. It's actually awful. Should have went with something like "your penguin better behave or I'll have to spank it"
Her: It's going pretty good, what about yours?
Me: No ground was gained on that response. Let me try and pick up the slack for yah dork (thanks PB)
Me: My day has been great! Working, hanging with some friends, eating good food, overall awesome day
Her: Uuuh oh wow HAHAHA actually my day was so bad
Her: That's why I'm not that expressive
Me: Lol was kidding obviously, although you're still a dork (monkey emoji) -this sucks too and I should've just skipped it. I think even saying "wow you really are a dork" would have worked much better.
Me: I've heard that ice cream and witty banter can cure any problem
Me: So the only solution here is for us to get some
Her: Its such a good idea (ice cream emoji)
Me: It really is. So when are you free? -Her message was my queue to get her number. Normally I'd just go with "Cool, so what's your number, I'll text you tomorrow" but I've been getting a lot of numbers lately that aren't leading to dates, so I'm experimenting with setting more of a date up on Tinder itself before getting the number. Thoughts on this?
(She doesn't respond so I message her the next day)
Me: Thanks for ignoring me loser (middle finger)
Her: Oh shit
Her: I'm so sorry!!! I forgot
Her: (middle fingers)
Me: Lol ok so when are you making it up to me?
Me: I'll accept bribes of ice cream or qdoba
Her: Mmmm I'll think about it
Normally I'd just sit on this and wait for her to say something. I'd have a few cases where they say "I'll think about it" and when you ignore them they end up chasing you like a half hour later. This girl did not lol.