Homework on the first date? How to not come across as provider
So I met this chick at the club, pulled outside and started making out but then her dad came to pick her up.
I set up a date the next day and then she hits me up asking for homework help on our "date" lol. I always struggle with this type of shit. Not sure if teaching her trigonometry would put her in a logical headspace and fuck with the sexual vibe. Also, I don't wanna come across as too provider or accommodating.
I also tried to introduce a teacher / sexy student roleplay element but it clearly failed...how to proceed with this?
MW I know you're pretty good at deconstructing stuff so get in here lol
Girl - 1 hr 41 mins later: Ugh do you know trig? Im failing :-/
Me - 1 min later: Ha piece of cake :) .. Bring it tmrw
Girl: Really!! Omg your amazing im behind though :-/ like its bad haha
Me: What kind of questions exactly
Me: Gimme an example
Girl - 3 mins later: Well the first chapter that i failed an have to relearn basically is like y=A sin (omega x - phi)+B hard to txt it lol
Me - 13 mins later: That's a sine wave graph.. I
Me: I can explain it to you lol
Me: You can be my naughty student lmao...
Girl - 32 mins later: Lmao sounds good to me!
Girl - 27 mins later: I appreciate u helpin me with this
Me - 2 hrs 36 mins later: No problem beb
Me - 14 mins later: Since I'm your teacher I may need some favors if you want to pass my trig class :d
Girl - 4 mins later: Oh really like what
Me - 8 mins later: Use your imagination beb ;)
Girl - 2 mins later: I dont have a very big imagination haha we will talk about it tomorrow after u help me catch up
Me - 26 mins later: Damn... Lol ok sounds good
Girl - 3 mins later: Lol
Me - 15 hrs 10 mins later: Hey dress cute tonight so we match :)
Girl - 54 mins later: Dress cute? Lol omg
Me - 57 mins later: Haha
Me - 1 hr 36 mins later: Hey I might be late tonight.. Still finishing up work
Girl: Ok just let me know what time
Me - 20 mins later: Yeah I'll let you know
Girl - 4 mins later: Ok if its late maybe u can help me with my math saturday or sunday or smthing cuz it may take a while for me to catch up haha
Me - 2 mins later: I shouldn't be late lol what's your bedtime?
Girl - 6 mins later: I dont im just tired and know its going to take alot of effort and time
Me - 1 min later: I can help you for a bit lol then top it off with Mario Kart
Me - 2 mins later: I mostly wanted to hang with you tho
Girl: Yeah haha i just really need help with trig
Girl - 19 mins later: Just remember it takes me 30 min to get there
Me - 3 mins later: Ok cool
Girl - 15 mins later: Shit i totally forgot i told my mom id help her with dinner and decorating is it ok if we reschedule to saturday after work ?? Ill just have to try to skate through my trig class tomorrow
Me - 3 mins later: Ya no worries I can't make it Saturday tho
Girl: Shoot what day works for you
Me - 3 mins later: I didn't realize this was a tutoring sesh lol
Girl - 1 min later: Well we r gunna hang out too lol half tutoring half mario cart ... I mean if thats kewl i could really use the help
Girl - 11 mins later: And ill find a way to repay you
Not sure how to respond...
Go fuck yourself.
Lol not sure if that's for me or chick o____O
"help for homework" is code for "come fuck me"
I was in this situation the other day. Had an english professor from OKC come help me with my paper. Didn't even bother pulling the books out, banged her 30 minutes after she showed up.
Hahaha...ya looking at my texts I realize how gey I'm being. It's weird what not going out for a week can do to you...