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Me: Yoo its chase 
Me: Try not to stalk me too hard behind the tree 
Girl - 1 min later: You wish 
Girl: Now tell me what kind of joke or study it is you're doing 
Girl: If that was actually your pick up technique then... Welllll.... It needs some work 
Me - 3 mins later: Pshh puhleasee you're still banking on that. Sometimes it takes time for these things to settle in 
Me: Are you a loud chewer, I don't think I could handle that 
Girl - 21 mins later: You'll never find out bc we won't be eating together 
Girl: But I do appreciate your boldness. Confidence level: through the roof!

I just started college, and realized I have a nice 4 hour break on one of my days. So I decided to call a girl I banged from college and give her a weekly class on my cawkk. Im mid conversation on the phone and I see this slamming girl. Probably a 9, and instinctly move in. Plainly said I want you're number and im going to class. Gave the ordeal about a boyfriend. Gawdd im so present It doesn't phase me for shit. Persitent and got the number. I already had the number before I even approached.

Anyways. Some of the more seasoned guys could help. How should I go about this.

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Just say "Hani pidhi im"

Just say "Hani pidhi im"

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Honestly thats hilarious.

Honestly thats hilarious.