Hot POF chick flips like a pancake
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 07:56
Been having a bit of success with asshole game
so basically my profile is LEWD as fuck (basically outlandishly asshole-ish)
..i mean i talk about eating pussy, and being a complete gangster and having no shame in doing so.. i find it hilarious
This girl is HOT brunette with a tight body..her picture is this pink swimsuit
Me:
10/16/2012 10:19:33 PM
Your cute, but that pink swimsuit..really?
Her:
10/16/2012 10:26:53 PM
What's wrong with pink? And I happen to have that bathing suit in blue and yellow, thank you very much :P
Me:
10/16/2012 10:32:00 PM
the yellow one would look better on me
..regardless, you seem to be some sort of adventurer, judging by your pictures
Her:
10/16/2012 10:38:09 PM
If that's what you want to call me.
So you compliment a girl, then insult her all in one fell swoop. Is that supposed to be attractive or your way of starting a meaningful conversation?
Me:
10/16/2012 10:42:29 PM
ya, glorious ain't it? :)
Me:
10/16/2012 10:46:46 PM
so i noticed you prefer to make me breakfast in the morning.
does this mean I have to set the table? i'd prefer the other way around. not very good with utensils ya see..
Her:
10/16/2012 10:48:05 PM
hahaha if you want to think so. Whatever the case, it's clear that you are only looking for a one-night stand. I only have one-night stands with older men that have been around the block and will be worth my time in bed. You're just too young and inexperienced.
Me:
10/16/2012 10:53:00 PM
the bed is overrated
i prefer love making on the beach...wait how did this turn into a sex convo? Lol
Her:
10/16/2012 11:00:51 PM
Might as well get straight to the point after reading your profile. We aren't looking for the same things and I don't feel like playing this silly game of you pretending to be a dick out of insecurity, those were the games I played when I was 16. You are attractive enough in your pictures, but your profile reeks of immaturity.
Me:
10/16/2012 11:14:37 PM
Glad you took the time to read it then. You actually seem pretty down to earth from what I gather about your profile
..but I'm not going to apologize to you for being a man. however, I do wish you luck in your "experiences" with your older men...even if they involve forking out for a few Viagra prescriptions :)
Her:
10/16/2012 11:46:23 PM
Thank you for the compliment. If you want to have a down to earth conversation then I would be more than happy to get to know you, but I have no interest in games.
There's nothing wrong with "being a man", I'm just as interested in a good fuck and staring lewdly at a nice ass, but I also expect a level of mutual respect beyond what you've given me so far.
how should i close this thing?
so basically my profile is LEWD as fuck (basically outlandishly asshole-ish)
..i mean i talk about eating pussy, and being a complete gangster and having no shame in doing so.. i find it hilarious
This girl is HOT brunette with a tight body..her picture is this pink swimsuit
Me:
10/16/2012 10:19:33 PM
Your cute, but that pink swimsuit..really?
Her:
10/16/2012 10:26:53 PM
What's wrong with pink? And I happen to have that bathing suit in blue and yellow, thank you very much :P
Me:
10/16/2012 10:32:00 PM
the yellow one would look better on me
..regardless, you seem to be some sort of adventurer, judging by your pictures
Her:
10/16/2012 10:38:09 PM
If that's what you want to call me.
So you compliment a girl, then insult her all in one fell swoop. Is that supposed to be attractive or your way of starting a meaningful conversation?
Me:
10/16/2012 10:42:29 PM
ya, glorious ain't it? :)
Me:
10/16/2012 10:46:46 PM
so i noticed you prefer to make me breakfast in the morning.
does this mean I have to set the table? i'd prefer the other way around. not very good with utensils ya see..
Her:
10/16/2012 10:48:05 PM
hahaha if you want to think so. Whatever the case, it's clear that you are only looking for a one-night stand. I only have one-night stands with older men that have been around the block and will be worth my time in bed. You're just too young and inexperienced.
Me:
10/16/2012 10:53:00 PM
the bed is overrated
i prefer love making on the beach...wait how did this turn into a sex convo? Lol
Her:
10/16/2012 11:00:51 PM
Might as well get straight to the point after reading your profile. We aren't looking for the same things and I don't feel like playing this silly game of you pretending to be a dick out of insecurity, those were the games I played when I was 16. You are attractive enough in your pictures, but your profile reeks of immaturity.
Me:
10/16/2012 11:14:37 PM
Glad you took the time to read it then. You actually seem pretty down to earth from what I gather about your profile
..but I'm not going to apologize to you for being a man. however, I do wish you luck in your "experiences" with your older men...even if they involve forking out for a few Viagra prescriptions :)
Her:
10/16/2012 11:46:23 PM
Thank you for the compliment. If you want to have a down to earth conversation then I would be more than happy to get to know you, but I have no interest in games.
There's nothing wrong with "being a man", I'm just as interested in a good fuck and staring lewdly at a nice ass, but I also expect a level of mutual respect beyond what you've given me so far.
how should i close this thing?
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 10:38
#1
Re: Hot POF chick flips like a pancake
@CyberShot: i mean she pretty much laid out the map to her vagina.
Wed, 10/17/2012 - 20:36
#2
Re: Hot POF chick flips like a pancake
@CyberShot:
Shit idk whose gaming who
Shit idk whose gaming who
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 09:54
#3
Re: Hot POF chick flips like a pancake
*who's
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Thu, 10/18/2012 - 10:03
#4
Re: Hot POF chick flips like a pancake
CyberShot;1395;296 wrote:
Her:
10/16/2012 10:48:05 PM
hahaha if you want to think so. Whatever the case, it's clear that you are only looking for a one-night stand. I only have one-night stands with older men that have been around the block and will be worth my time in bed. You're just too young and inexperienced.
Me:
10/16/2012 10:53:00 PM
the bed is overrated
i prefer love making on the beach...wait how did this turn into a sex convo? Lol
This seems counter-intuitive as fuck, but if you'd done some self-qualification here in a straight-forward fashion you would have nailed it on the spot.
Something simple like "I'm no whore, I don't just do it with anyone, but believe me I know my way around your body already. Hit me up I'm somewhat free the next couple days 702-###-####"
When you did go to justify yourself, you went with the old skool "I don't apologize for being a man." Maybe it's just how cliche it sounds to me based on my years in the community, but I don't think it came off authentic enough.
__________________
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male