Hottest Tinder Opener in Existence (don't share, please, k thx)

Damn

I tried a variation and indeed I did get..

ME:

"I dont know whether to pinch your cheeks and snuggle you or spank the shit out of you"

HER:

"umm, all of the above?"

I wont tell a soul.

Double damn

Just shot this out to a couple girls lets see what happens.  

0 out of 3 replied(all in the 6.5-7.5 range).  Then some chubby indian girl messaged me out of nowhere LOL.

I get pretty shit reply rates on Tinder with the matches I do get.   

I'm thinking its a couple things-

I need something better on my profile description(something cocky etc.), right now its pretty generic.

My profile picture is fairly decent, but my other photos are worse.  

Btw, I read this thread on RVF which is pretty solid on taking pictures- http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-45167.html

I realize I should get a few of these kind of pictures done.  I can't hire a pro photographer right now but I'll try to recreate it on my own.   Plus I've been hitting the gym hard for a month so I'm starting to get bigger, so in a couple months I should be able to get some solid pictures done.

Maybe I need to mess around with my opening messages as well.  

I'm pretty sure if I get some quality photos and keep hitting the gym, I could pull cute girls from online game(tinder, okcupid, etc.). 

Sweet photo thread, thx.