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me: you know so

her: ha! not quite

me: you're such an awkward flirt

her: hahaha just because I'm not craving you like crazy

me: you are secretly, it's ok I won't tell

her: oh darling, you wish

me: we're both hot it's to be expected

her: I must say I love your confidence

her: I must say I love your confidence

me: you'll love what else I can do

her: indulge me

me: what's your address

her: you're not coming over

me: you suggested snuggling beb it was your idea

her: I love snuggling

but it never remains as snuggling

me: it deffo would

I'm on my period

I told my mom I would be good anyways so I can't put out I'm sorry. We can drink hot chocolate and play board games. You have hot chocolate?

haha thats so good.

I like how you have a very specfic "template" you use for responding to "common" situations, and then you just take that template and spice it up with different flavors depending on the specifics of the interaction

Yeah, somewhat. You can substitute all kinds of things in there but generally you don't need to get too crazy. Girls all operate on the same UT rendering engine

That text is tight, I'll definitely remember it for next time something similar happens.

This girl is too deep with my social circle for anything to happen this way, I'll probably just friendzone her until she gets confused and frustrated 

UT = ?

Urinary Tract