How did I do with this girl?
ME: Hey I think I'm pregnant with your child.
HER: Are you keeping it?
ME: Oh yup. If you can figure out a cool name for her, I might let you come visit starting twice a week ;)
HER: Don't count on child support hahaha!
ME: I need the grocery funds, or somebody won't be getting a sample of my delicious, bomb sandwiches on a beautiful day out! ;)
HER: We have a master chef over here! haha
ME: Pssh my sandwiches are out of this world.
HER: What kind of sandwiches are they?
ME: Swiss cheese, grilled chicken, crusty bacon, ranch and lettuce with my magical touch. What can you make
HER: Crispy or crusty
ME: Crispy :)
*no response*
ME (20 mins later): Sounds like you don't cok
HER: Im good where it counts
ME: Yeah? Hit me with something
HER: Bologna sandwiches baby!! haha
ME: Won't lie I had to google that one. FUCK it looks inviting, let's get married.
HER: So you're telling me you want to get married and make each other sandwiches? and pop out foot longs?
ME: Can you handle that
HER: I have birthing hips
ME: Shoot let's do it :)
Text me i'm not on here much *** *** ****
_Guru
HER: kk
I guess I'll play the sitting duck until she hits me up or something.
One of my female roommates took a look at the convo out of curiosity too.
She said some shit about being "too nice" in the convo but I think she's over analyzing.
You need to label that better I had no idea who was who lol. Attention to detail mang
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Fixed!