How to get a girl to flake on you!
hahah funny title eh! Well I fucking was killing it for my cousin texting this girl. She was eating from his palm. THet made plans to get drinks the next night.
Well my cousin ends up not texting her at all that day.
Then texts her, the time they were suppossed to meet up! Like Jon talks about in the text message book, just cuz a girl makes plans and agrees to meet you, doesn't mean shit!
Assume nothing. Hit her up the next day, get a light convo going then ash her - "hey you still up for drinks tn?". Phrasing it that way almost implies that you may or may not be down. Which is good.
Well my cousin basically just hit her up
- Hey I'm at the side bar, where are you, you almost here?
She told him she slept in and lost track of time. He said okay, can you stil come though. She said she's too tired or tonight is no good. THen she tried to guilt her into coming which doesn't work hahah! I think he said, I drove so far and I really genuinly wanted to meet you.
Right when she said she slept in, he should have put the foot down lol
Or even teased that, this big biker chick is eyeing the fuck out of me, I need you to come protect me.
but anyways he fucked it up royally bad so I tried to regain any dignity. Here's the text I told him to send
me: You're a fucking stupid bitch, I want to stab you to death, then play around with your blood. Bye. I have to go return some video tapes.
haha just kidding
me: Hey totally cool that tn didn't workout. Shit like that happens, and I probably should have hit you up earlier to make sure things were still on. While it would be fun to do something antoher night, no doubt, I'm not going to. I only want to spend my time with people that I feel value mine. And I don't get that impression. Not to sound harsh but that's the way I am. Hope you have a good semester. Bye.
But im thinking the classic
me: It's fine, I don't like your haircut anyway
would have done the trick
That one is awesome because it pulls away all the validation and attention you're giving a girl. Makes her feel your not that interested anymore, as silly as that sounds, and it works. THey want you after that
PB have you used that "I don't like your haircut" line much? I find that hard to believe hahaha, it almost seems kiddish
lol it's gotten me laid half a dozen times
That's fucking awesome hahaha, I wonder why it works so well.. What's the frame of mind you have when you use this?
It's THE line the MW come up with. It's the closest thing to the magic pill. That line work everytime.
Uggh so the story is Patrick hit me up a couple times and I was super busy so I forgot to get back to him.. so he hits me up with that line and I lose it. I'm like lol that shit's HILARIOUS, where'd you get that from? And he's like.. you said that shit to me when I wasn't answering you one time. #lolballs
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
But yeah it's pretty magic. There's several more floating around on here that are just as perfect strike of dainty and deadly.
I use the painting fingernails and freeway one pretty frequently too. I've got a couple other doozies lying around I forget them tho. Too much game bruh, I can't remember it all. #firstworldproblems
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
I don't post here much (if at all) but I had to stop by to my respect to this gem of text from you blokes. Context was girl from New Years Eve that was no longer in my city and didn't reply to my text for 24 hours or so, so I thought I'd give that text a go.
Me: It's fine I don't like your haircut anyway
Her: That is the BEST! 'no reply' message ever haha! I'm so sorry! I will admit, I'm a terrible replier! But I ended up going home to bed! How about you?
I found it pretty funny and look forward to using it again in a situation that leads to roots.
Patrick.Bateman which chapter had all of these listed out in it? "Fast & Furious"? I barely even remember now lol.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Patrick.Bateman which chapter had all of these listed out in it? "Fast & Furious"? I barely even remember now lol.
it was in a section called reengagement texts!
Btw I have another one for you to try out. I've been using this on trolls on youtube and instagram and it's hilarious.
If a girl gives you a bitch statement then respond with
Me: That is why no one will remember your name
ex:
me: Hey what are you up to tomorrow night
her: I have to get up early for work so i'm just going to stay in
me: That is why no one will remember your name
LOL! Stolen..
Brad Pitt from Troy.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Lol badass movie and badass line. Love it
This is actually a really good line of discussion, though I thought we'd started this discussion earlier at some point and listed a few..
But yeah there have been at least a few girls here in Vegas where they're so flakey and flighty that I'm always just fucking with them just to test these lines out, lmao. These bishes I won't hear from for a couple months so I'll test out a new zinger to see how it goes haha.
I go in and I'm crisp, clean and my vocals are fucking coming out like music. - Anonymous MW student
- Autismus Terminus Finis (Root Cause/Cure of Autism Epidemic)
- Called Off My Wedding & Other Turn Tail Signs Of The American Male
Bump.
"Then texts her, the time they were suppossed to meet up! Like Jon talks about in the text message book, just cuz a girl makes plans and agrees to meet you, doesn't mean shit!"
Oh god I never realized this. I've been hitting up girls way too late about dates, and it leads to flakiness. Like its almost selfish to think a girl will go out with you because you hit her up 2 hours before, like they might have plans lol.
"Then texts her, the time they were suppossed to meet up! Like Jon talks about in the text message book, just cuz a girl makes plans and agrees to meet you, doesn't mean shit!"
Oh god I never realized this. I've been hitting up girls way too late about dates, and it leads to flakiness. Like its almost selfish to think a girl will go out with you because you hit her up 2 hours before, like they might have plans lol.
Yeah my latest post shows you how to do this.
I've had really good success with
me: Hey you still up for drinks tn
It's good because it shows social intelligence and non neediness. You understand that plans chage and nothing is set in stone. You also communicate the vibe that if she's not down it's no hair off your back or whatever the sayign is. haha :)
But yeah best thing would be to get a good text conversation that day and handle logistics